Ladies and gentlemen, step up and welcome to the 2010 edition of the Caption Contest! To kick a bit of funny into this forum, why not?

How to play
For those of you who are new to this game, here's a quick tutorial.

Basically, the game moderator puts up an image/screenshot of actual in-game footage. Anyone registered may enter the game. You simply enter a caption for the given image. The caption may either be funny, clever or a witty fact or a combination of the three. It is encourage to enter short captions since long one usually drags off the comedy/sense. It is also strictly forbidden to use strong profane words, this thread is not exempted from the forum rules.

The game moderator's decision is final. Do NOT complain if you have lost or didn't receive this point. I will be as unbiased as I can to prevent things like that.
The Scoring System
The game will go on for 20 rounds. By the end of the game a winner will be declared and he will receive the privilege to open the next Caption Contest.

Each round will have three winners and a few runner ups. Each place has its own respective score:
• First place receives 4 points.
• Second place receives 3 points.
• Third place receives 2 points.
• Runner-ups receive 1 point.

Much like ZTR's edition, there will be bonus requirements at certain rounds(although mine won't be as frequent), so look out for those.

Credit to Ped for first post

Round 1



Judging date: October 15th

quote wwemarvelfan

Vladimir Kozlov's secret of being a homosexual was suddenly revealed at the Royal Rumble as he had to eliminate himself in order to clean his trunks.

Damn you I was going to put something very close to that CRAP thanx a lot dude lol.

Vladimir Kozlov's: Oh man jock itch is a f$^$ing b$^#h!

Orton: Oooooo!! What This Button Do!!!
Cena: I HAVE THE POWER!!!!!

After seeing John Cena's new X button tattoo, Batista decided to get a RB button to cancel tattoo. Too bad Dave's Tattooist botched it.

Cena: Oh, you animal...you know you don't have to win the Rumble to get a title shot, you can definitely cash in on me whenever you'd like...

Batista:....This gives me more pleasure than your CD...

Orton:...This is absolute shit. Can this get any worse?

3...2....1! NEW ENTRANT! ♫ YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! ♫

Cole: OH MY GOSH! IT'S THE MOSCOW MOONWALKER!

Orton quickly eliminates himself.

A rape could have been avoided if orton just would have not jacked off to it.