Freaking Blode stole my idea

Edge: "Adjust the Cena's length? Unfair, I'm supposed to be the man whore on the roster!"

Jericho: "It's scene you substandard sycophant! Shut the hell up while us mesomorphs handle important business."

Orton: "Sorry guys, I missed most of the promo during my ringwalk."

Cena: "Press X to have me win the match by pinning Orton. Press O to have me win the match by submitting Jericho. Press triangle to have me win the match after a triple Attitude Adjustment. Press [] to have me win the match by RUTHLESS AGGRESSION! Press L1 to have me win the match after the entire WWE roster runs in to attack me. Press L2 to have me win the match blindfolded and with both arms tied behind my back. Press R1 to have me win the match after no-selling three straight finishers. Press R2 to have me win the match, only to lose to Shelton Benjamin cashing in the Money in the Bank." [Note: pressing R2 is known to cause game crashes and corrupted data]

****: Listen here ***** *****! I don't care if you have the RKO! I am **** **** and I will hit the attitude adjustment! You got that *****?

*****: Listen **** I don't care if you think your the best, the fact of the matter is, your not ***!

Jericho: *bleep* this, I am out.....

****: Jericho wait! We are about to reform ***** RKO!

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Cena: Whoa there, Randy, you already replaced Ted and Cody? Looks like you are getting really good at picking up men. I think it'll be your TRUE legacy. [Crowd LOL's]

Orton: Very funny, Cena. We'll see who gets the last laugh when we kick your ass!
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Vince backstage: Production? I need you to run the advanced editor. I've decided to make WWE G-rated. This segment is unacceptable!

Cena: Randy, why are you talking to strangers? Remember, we're not supposed to talk to strangers. They can hurt us or worse, TOUCH US! [Crowd GASPS]

Orton: Because I'm A BAD BOY, goody-two shoes John! I'm naughty, a big, fat meanie and I'm going to push you right now! [Crowd GASPS]

Vince: Brilliant. Simply brilliant.

Cena: "okay, for this scene in my new music video 'u can't c me, vol 17 and a half' I'm gonna need all of you to follow the rules. Edge, I'ma need you to slide in and dry hump the ring like you always do."

Edge: "Can do, Mr. Cena. You know that's my specialty."

Cena: "okay, jericho, I need you to.."

Jericho: "Shut up. I don't take orders from you. I'm the one with the rock and roll band! I'm the lead singer of FOXXY, damnit!"

Edge: "ugh jericho, its FOZZY."

Jericho: "that's what I said. FOZZY. Now shut up."

Cena: "I'm the multiplatinum recording artist in this group, so I'm the front man. This is my song."

Jericho: "Multiplatinum? Really? Since when?"

Cena: "Its a long story. Anyways, Randy.... Randy.... RANDY!"

Jericho: "Randy what the hells wrong with you?"

Randy's thoughts *I hear voices in my head, they comfort me, they understand, they talk to me!*

Jericho: "F*#&in ass-clown!"

Cena: Advanced Editor? Let's make Jericho's head too small for his body!

Orton: We have you outnumbered Cena!

Cena: Nope I still have my Cenation!

Edge: No those are my Edgeheads!

Jericho: It's obvious they're Jericholic's!

Orton: No they're all... all... all...

JR: BAH GAWD ORTON DOESN'T HAVE A NAME FOR HIS FANS!

Cole: Vintage Orton!

JR: Cena is outnumbered 3 to 1, how will he overcome the odds!!

Orton: I will punt you Cena!

Cena: Randy, life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what your gonna get. Just like you three clowns wont know what you'll get when you step into the ring with John Cena!!!!

Mark Henry: Did somebody say chocolates?

I'll judge tomorrow, waiting for a bit more entries.

John Cena decides he'd rather be a black man and turns himself into a black man.