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Ok, make up your own scene in the game... You can make it be funny or whatever you wan't its kinda like something they'd never do or say.
*Alyssa walks into a room to see her grandfather in there* Alyssa :What are you doing? Dick:... Alyssa: ok what did you do? Dick:...... Alyssa: Spill it Mr. Man! Dick:... I have some... Terrible news... Alyssa: What?...` Dick: I got... got......married!!! Alyssa: !!!!!!YOU! oh... that's good! Who is the old lucky bag? Dick: Alyssa... Alyssa: Well...? Dick: It's not a woman. Alyssa: ! WHAT?! Dick: It's a man. Alyssa: WHO! Dick: .......CORRODER!!!!!!........! Alyssa: The hell? WHAT!!!!! Dick: It wasn't my fault! I was drunk! Alyssa: Damn you! Your not my grandfather! Dick: Than who am I? Alyssa: A......DICK! Dick: Yeah I knew that dumbass! Dick: ??! WAIT! *Alyssa Leaves* *Corroder Comes with a flower* Corroder:Hey sexy! Dick: Hello Corroder: Did you tell her? Dick: She didn't take it to well. Corroder: oh who the hell cares! Where happily married! Dick: YOU! got me drunk! Corroder: IT was for your own good! Dick: screw you! Corroder: You will?!!! Dick: ... Like that You can even make the story go on. Now 1/5 how would you rate that story? This message was edited by spyro princess on Jan 13 2004. | |
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FaTe
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she got killed the end =D
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Spyro Princess
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Huh????
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Spyro Princess
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Nobody ever replies!!!!!!
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Mr Pain
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dont worry i will! oh and im doing this for u aswell cos u love project zero like me
dennis: help me alyssa! scissor woman: snippedy snip *pulls leaver and dennis is cut in half by the swingy sharp thing* drector: cut! scissor man: im not sure this is in the script untill later but dennis actually survives scissor woman: it not my fault! scissor man: oh well! now we have to recast! director: CLEAN UP ON STAGE 5! -------------------
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Offdahooknessunwashed heathen
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This is a follow-up to the first story:
(Dick walks into Alyssa's room to find her chatting on the phone with what appears to be a lover.) A: Gotta go ,babe , that old fag is back.(hangs up) D: Who was that? A: None of yo biz dumba** D: Tell me or I'll sic my wife on you! A: That was my boyfreind! D: How cute A: No you *bleep*. Dennis was murdered by my current, The Chopster. | |
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Spyro Princess
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K, here's more to the first story...
Dick: Then who? *Corroder comes* Corroder: What's up handsome? Dick: Oh, nothing...nothing.. Corroder: Oh! You never tell me anything! *Walks away* Dick: Man, I really need a divorce. | |
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Offthehooknessunwashed heathen
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Tight! Little more.
(Dennis enters) A: I Thought you were dead! Dennis: ru crazy you can never get rid of a Spaz! (Dennis turns to dick) De: You were great last night baby! Corroder: Only 2 days and your already cheating on me!? D:... A: I think I'm gonna gag! | |
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Corroder: I CANNOT belive this! Alyssa: Neither can I... Dennis: believe what? Dick: So, Alyssa... Who were you talking to on the phone? Corroder: I CANNOT! Alyssa: Why should I tell you Corroder: Dick: Well? Corroder Dick: well...well...welll... Alyssa: STOP IT! *Corroder goes to a sewer* | |
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offdahooknessunwashed heathen
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A: Thank God your freaky wife is gone.
D:Who was on the @#*& phone!? A: Why don't you go chase your bride, you hoe! (Dick leaves in a huff) Dennis: Weren't you just now talkin to me on the Phone? A: Of course you bloody idiot! I was just tryin to piss that dumb faggot off! | |
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*Corroder see's Chopper*
Corroder: Chopper,I need you to love me so I can cheat on dick! Chopper: Corroder: C'mon! You know... You wan't me Chopper: If I where you... I would kill myslef. Corroder: But... Chopper: LEAVE! before I chop! That mask of yours off! Corroder: Fine! I'll go ask Sledgehammer. | |
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offdahooknessunwashed heathen
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Corroder: Hey Sledge-baby! want to give the "sexy subordinate" some Lovin
Sledgehammer:Uh..Noooo Thanks. I think I'll Pass on that one for ,like, ever. But did you know that tonight is the tenth anniversary of the death of Nirvana's lead singer. Corroder: Yeah I knew that. They said it was suicide but I actually loved him to death. | |
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Corroder: Then who should I ask...
Dick: Hmm... wonder where that idiot I married wen't off to... Corroder: I'm back baby! Dick: So what! Corroder: And I got a hot date! Dick: Huh? Corroder: Yeah! that's right babe! jealous...? Dick: No, not really. Corroder: Well you will be! Oh look she's here now... Dorathey: Hey! hurry up! I have to get home and tuck Albert in! | |
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offdahooknessunwashed heathen
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(dorothy exits)
C: Ain't she a sexy beast! D: Yeah, whatever you say. A: My entire family for 400 years back are all completly insane! D: At least I'm not as bad as that Burroughs guy. A: Man. He is a P.I.M.P. Fo' Shizzle. Dennis: He's like "50 pence" or somthing. D: | |
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Dorthey: Well. let's get to my house and show you to Albert! Alyssa: I'm outta here! Dennis: Wait for me! Dick: Then... I'll be all alone... YAY! Corroder: Oh, don't worry I inveited people over to keep you company. Dick: Who...?! *Scissorman and Scissorwoman walk in* Scissorman: Hiiiiii!!!! | |
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