quote dexdainslef

What Aspects do you wish to discuss? I've played this game since its humble beginnings & I will continue playing it as long as I can.

quote kornholio

hey!

got stuck and need help dudes!! i think i am at 28 or 29th mission where i am only given 2 robots to fight a impossible fight against a chick robot teamed with 2 dudes in the shape of a dick. one of my robots is my main character, on this particular mission he's got a huge sword but that doesn't help cos it only does 5000 or so damage to the chick robot that has 20,000HP and regenerates every new round. to make things more interesting her dick shaped robots always block my attack, after which she hits me and i am dead. any comment or help is appreciated! is there any cheat codes for this game, as u can see i am getting desperate here...

pissed-off gamer

What you should do is get the anti-dick shaped robot flux capacitor and blow their chips out.

Then you will find yourself on a path to America. From thereon, you will become gay and eat spaghetti hoops out of a thirty year, seven months, three weeks and one day old bowl. It will have cobwebs in, but don't worry, the cobwebs give you strength.

You should then see a bum lying in the street getting kicked to death by a old grandma, join in and she'll then try and kick your ass. Go into an alley-way and hide. When she can't see you, get your granny-exterminator flux capacitor out and shoot her brains out. Then rob her purse which contain $2 and 37 cents. You can now use this money to you advantage and buy, lets say some cheese. But you don't just by any cheese, you buy cheese from the nearest shop ("Larry's Un-Poisonous Cheese Shop) which believe it or not, is poisoned. You then get your anti-poisoned cheese flux capacitor out and blow it's dairy out!

After that, you've nearly completed the game. Get on a plane to China (Travel 1st class or you WILL NOT I repeat WILL NOT complete the game the way you're supposed to) and get your anti-chinese snakes on a plane flux capacitor out and blow the chines snakes (Which will be on your plane) venom out.

Then when arrived in China, go up to Nuniké Úmpaesyéing and get your anti-Nuniké Úmpaesyéing flux capacitor out and shoot his brains out!

Then, drive a car off the edge of a cliff.

Congratulations, you have now completed the game!