... you call your math teacher Ganondorf.

... you play music to frogs in hopes they'll give you rupees.

... you go to the store and ask how many rupees a candy bar is.

... you chop up plants hoping to find rupees , heart containers, and Magic fillers.

... you put on a home made mask that looks like a deku and try to dive into a flower

When your uncle dies you expect to inherit a sword and shield.

... you sit in your tree house waiting for a fairy to come to you

... You go scuba diving hoping to find a zora

... you go to a grave yard hoping to find dampe.

... you walk down the street expecting stal childs to sprout from the ground.

... you plant green beans in your yard hoping it will grow into a hover plant.

...when you drink milk to heal wounds.
...when you fight slugs and say they are Morpha.
...when you call your car Epona.
...when you call your girlfriend princess Zelda.
...when she doesn't mind.

....when you light a flower on fire and throw it in front of
a boulder, hoping to blow it up.

....when you paint a football blue and start blowing on it.

....when you play the Song of Storms on a flute during a
drought.

....when you try to make a windmill spin faster just to piss
its worshipper off.

....when you play the Sun's Song when you want to freeze
your devilish older brother in his tracks.

....when you go to Oakland and assault Rich Gannon(I know I'd do that!)

...when you play songs for cows when you're thirsty.

...when you think your father said "Din" when he was taking about the den.

...when your disapointed that your bug that you realesed from a bottle doesn't turn into three bugs.

...when you drink milk out of the same bottle as in the previous example.

...when you try catching ghosts with a bottle instead of a plasma pack like everyone else.

...when I, I mean you start wearing green, red, and/or blue tunics.

1.When you throw snapers at your feet and run away trying to make a friend think you disapered like sheik
2.When you poor cement on your shoes let it dry and pretend you have the heavey shoes (not saying name so as not to ruin game.)
3.When your friends jump over a gap and you do a roll before you hit the jump then jump
4.When your where a mini skirt and run around rolling saying, "Hutt", and,"sky"

..When you wear blue clothes(Tunic) expecting to breathe under water.

...you run away at a young age and say that the princess needs you.
...you return someone's dog and expect a heart piece.
...you ask a hooker to dress like the great fairy so she can give you some magic.

Okay, man, that's just unapropriate. You know little kids might visit this forum two? I don't think a parent would like to hear a 7 year old talking about hookers.

-You dress in blue and but on Iron boots and dive under a lake.

I don't really know what your talking about. We have a Loungin', a Mature Discussions, is that what you mean?

You have to buy new friends off E-bay because you've been playing too long