Hey all...the rule of the game is simple. Most of you know this type of thing to be done with anime, only now we're doing it with Zelda.
Basically associate anything in Zelda with an outrageous act that a person who plays too much Zelda would do. If you still don't get it, just read the following:

YOU KNOW YOU PLAY TOO MUCH ZELDA WHEN...

1....you throw walnuts at people, thinking it will paralyze them.

2....your parents threaten to throw you out of the house if you ask for a horse one more time.

3....in trigonometry class, when your teacher draws a triangle, you wonder which Triforce he/she is referring to.

4....you flee in terror at the sight of a venus fly trap.

5....you grab a live chicken by the legs, and jump off a cliff, thinking you'll glide down to safety. (after they let you out the hospital, I suggest you seek help)

6....you assault people on the street, with the name Ganon.

7....you're always nice to chickens, in fear that they will attack you.


This is basically how it goes....It's pretty hilarious actually!!!

... you call your math teacher Ganondorf.

... you play music to frogs in hopes they'll give you rupees.

... you go to the store and ask how many rupees a candy bar is.

... you chop up plants hoping to find rupees , heart containers, and Magic fillers.

... you put on a home made mask that looks like a deku and try to dive into a flower

When your uncle dies you expect to inherit a sword and shield.

... you sit in your tree house waiting for a fairy to come to you

... You go scuba diving hoping to find a zora

... you go to a grave yard hoping to find dampe.

... you walk down the street expecting stal childs to sprout from the ground.

... you plant green beans in your yard hoping it will grow into a hover plant.

...you find yourself talking to a big redwood tree. (and it answers back!!! )

...you write a letter to seaworld, telling them to rescue princess Ruto from Shamoo's stomache.

...you were arrested for concealing a weapon over 6 feet in length.

...you tried explaining to the cops that it was the Master Sword, and they advised you to seek councelling.

...you enter people's home at random, smashing their pottery and not expect them to mind.

...when you drink milk to heal wounds.
...when you fight slugs and say they are Morpha.
...when you call your car Epona.
...when you call your girlfriend princess Zelda.
...when she doesn't mind.

....when you light a flower on fire and throw it in front of
a boulder, hoping to blow it up.

....when you paint a football blue and start blowing on it.

....when you play the Song of Storms on a flute during a
drought.

....when you try to make a windmill spin faster just to piss
its worshipper off.

....when you play the Sun's Song when you want to freeze
your devilish older brother in his tracks.

....when you go to Oakland and assault Rich Gannon(I know I'd do that!)

...when you play songs for cows when you're thirsty.

...when you think your father said "Din" when he was taking about the den.

...when your disapointed that your bug that you realesed from a bottle doesn't turn into three bugs.

...when you drink milk out of the same bottle as in the previous example.

...when you try catching ghosts with a bottle instead of a plasma pack like everyone else.

...when I, I mean you start wearing green, red, and/or blue tunics.

1.When you throw snapers at your feet and run away trying to make a friend think you disapered like sheik
2.When you poor cement on your shoes let it dry and pretend you have the heavey shoes (not saying name so as not to ruin game.)
3.When your friends jump over a gap and you do a roll before you hit the jump then jump
4.When your where a mini skirt and run around rolling saying, "Hutt", and,"sky"

..When you wear blue clothes(Tunic) expecting to breathe under water.

......You purposely shipwreck yourself in hopes that your body will wash up on Koholint Island. Now you can find the legendary Wind Fish!!! (that's just sad)

......You stomp on every spider you see, screaming "DIE SKULLTULA! DIE!!!"

......You fall into a deep state of depression after finishing a Zelda game, because your life no longer has meaning until a new version is released.

......You attempt to make your own hookshot in shop class.

......You dress your baby sister up as a fairy and teach her to yell "Hey! Listen!"

...you run away at a young age and say that the princess needs you.
...you return someone's dog and expect a heart piece.
...you ask a hooker to dress like the great fairy so she can give you some magic.

Okay, man, that's just unapropriate. You know little kids might visit this forum two? I don't think a parent would like to hear a 7 year old talking about hookers.

-You dress in blue and but on Iron boots and dive under a lake.

...You begin to think your Science teacher is Ganondorf and decide to take a few days off from school to finish the Master Sword and Six Sages' Medallions to defeat him/her with.

...Your butt has been numb for the past week and a half.

...Your hands are taking on the shape of your controller.

...You finally step out of your room and realize you're hungry, you smell, you're tired and you have no more friends left.



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Dark Link, is there any section here in the neoforum where people (older people) can speak a little more freely???
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I don't really know what your talking about. We have a Loungin', a Mature Discussions, is that what you mean?

You have to buy new friends off E-bay because you've been playing too long