...when you punch the guy at the game store when he tells you TWW has been pushed back.

You find yourself running away from a forest girl for no particular reason after she says I hope we'll be friends.

...you draw a picture of a dinosaur chasing a person on your treehouse...

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...you draw a picture of a dinosaur chasing a person on your treehouse...

Acctually I think thats Link's version of a classic Zelda boss...

You know you've played too much Zelda when you're surprised the yellow spider you killed didn't leave a token.

...you tell your girlfriend you can't do anything because you almost beat master's quest...

...Someone gives you something and you hold it abogve your heaqd and hail it as an idol or something of equal importance.

...when you jump from 30 feet in the air and try to roll so you don't get hurt...

When huge spiders attack you and golden spiders spit out skulls to recover people's bodies.

You're room is littered with a one foot deep layer of pizza boxes and coke cans.

You're neigbors call the police because they think you have died.

You are fired from your job due to excessive abscense.

In your science class you grab one of those meter sticks and re-enact Link pulling the master sword out of the pedistal, pick up your textbook, pretend it's a shield, and threaten the teacher that if he/she doesn't release Zelda, they will be destroyed by the Master Sword.

You leave your house and cannot see for an hour.

You need a thumb transplant.

Your pet dies.

You notice that your clothes smell like a locker room on a bad day.

All the letters in your alphabits cereal spell ZELDA.

The only color in your wardrobe is green, red, and blue.

You walk around the neighborhood picking up boulders looking for secret grottos.

You go to the local cemetary and push over all the gravestones looking for Dampe's Ghost.

You hum the Hyrule Overworld Theme every waking hour.

A message appears on the TV that says "Do you have a life?"

You actually believe every single one of those ludicrous Triforce rumors.

The Electric Company turns off your electric (from non-payment, played Zelda so long) and you hook your N64 and TV to a generator.

You constantly walk around with a magnafying glass in front of your face because you think it will reveal an invisible treasure chest.

You robbed a Toys R' Us truck en route to a store on Nov 21, just to get a Zelda 64 before anyone else.

You make a pair of Iron Boots, put on some blue clothes and sink yourself to the bottom of a deep lake because you swore there was a Heart Container Piece down there.

You go outside and put all the bugs you find in bottles.

When the clerk in a store asks if you are paying by cash, check, or charge you say "Rupees."

When your mom tells you to go to bed, you say "But I've only been playing for 3 weeks!"

There's an butt-shaped imprint on your chair.

People use you to hang their clothes on.
You call your girlfriend Zelda, and when she questions you about it, you say Ganon has her under his evil spell.
You talk to a tree and wait for it's mouth to open so you can find the dungeon inside.

On an application where it says Race/Ethnic Origin you put Hylian.

You continuously talk to funny looking rocks thinking they are Gorons and call them "Brother"

You keep the Gold Version of Zelda 64 in a safe-deposit box at the bank.

When someone sits next to you on a park bench you say, "Lafe is like a Bombchoo Bowlin' Game', you jus' neaver know what yure gonna to git."

You build an elaborate colonaded shrine and put your Zelda cartridge on the alter.

You take apart the cartridge because you know for a fact that the Triforce is in there, and Nintendo has to be hiding it somewhere.

All the months on your calendar are marked with two words in Big letters, "PLAY ZELDA."

...when your wrists hurt all day, because nintendo makes small controllers.

I never play to much Zelda...