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 daughter_moonIt's coming...are you ready???
dangerous    total posts: 170 since: Feb 2003 |
 Feb 14, 03 at 12:27am |
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Hey all...the rule of the game is simple. Most of you know this type of thing to be done with anime, only now we're doing it with Zelda.
Basically associate anything in Zelda with an outrageous act that a person who plays too much Zelda would do. If you still don't get it, just read the following: YOU KNOW YOU PLAY TOO MUCH ZELDA WHEN...  1....you throw walnuts at people, thinking it will paralyze them. 2....your parents threaten to throw you out of the house if you ask for a horse one more time. 3....in trigonometry class, when your teacher draws a triangle, you wonder which Triforce he/she is referring to. 4....you flee in terror at the sight of a venus fly trap. 5....you grab a live chicken by the legs, and jump off a cliff, thinking you'll glide down to safety. (after they let you out the hospital, I suggest you seek help)  6....you assault people on the street, with the name Ganon. 7....you're always nice to chickens, in fear that they will attack you. This is basically how it goes....It's pretty hilarious actually!!!  ------------------- dance with me under the pale moonlight... | |
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daughter_moon It's coming...are you ready???
dangerous total posts: 170 since: Feb 2003 |
Feb 14, 03 at 5:59pm |
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...you find yourself talking to a big redwood tree. (and it answers back!!!
 )...you write a letter to seaworld, telling them to rescue princess Ruto from Shamoo's stomache. ...you were arrested for concealing a weapon over 6 feet in length. ...you tried explaining to the cops that it was the Master Sword, and they advised you to seek councelling. ...you enter people's home at random, smashing their pottery and not expect them to mind. ------------------- dance with me under the pale moonlight... | |
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daughter_moon It's coming...are you ready???
dangerous total posts: 170 since: Feb 2003 |
Feb 16, 03 at 12:32am |
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......You purposely shipwreck yourself in hopes that your body will wash up on Koholint Island. Now you can find the legendary Wind Fish!!! (that's just sad)
......You stomp on every spider you see, screaming "DIE SKULLTULA! DIE!!!"  ......You fall into a deep state of depression after finishing a Zelda game, because your life no longer has meaning until a new version is released.  ......You attempt to make your own hookshot in shop class. ......You dress your baby sister up as a fairy and teach her to yell "Hey! Listen!"  ------------------- dance with me under the pale moonlight... | |
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daughter_moon It's coming...are you ready???
dangerous total posts: 170 since: Feb 2003 |
Feb 17, 03 at 5:37am |
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...You begin to think your Science teacher is Ganondorf and decide to take a few days off from school to finish the Master Sword and Six Sages' Medallions to defeat him/her with.
...Your butt has been numb for the past week and a half. ...Your hands are taking on the shape of your controller. ...You finally step out of your room and realize you're hungry, you smell, you're tired and you have no more friends left. _______________________ Dark Link, is there any section here in the neoforum where people (older people) can speak a little more freely??? ------------------------ ------------------- dance with me under the pale moonlight... | |
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daughter_moon It's coming...are you ready???
dangerous total posts: 170 since: Feb 2003 |
Feb 18, 03 at 3:58pm |
quote Excaliburhmmmmm...I did not know that. Now I have something something I can add to my list of weird things to do. ...you've lost the function of speech and now expect everyone else to quote what you're thinking. ...you realize what you've been missing out on all these years by denying yourself the pleasure of eating rocks. (warning do not attampt unless you wanna end up toothless, perhaps even choking to death or even further more, proving how really stupid you are) ...you learn that the curency in Djibouti (in Africa) is Rupees while your in the library and start to freak out. ...when you get in trouble and go to the principal, you yell at him/her, "You can never defeat ME, Ganondorf!" (that would be pretty funny) ...When fighting Gannondorf you pretend your playing baseball with your dad. (that's disturbing )...when the school fire alarm goes off the first thing you do is try to save your friend's Link action figure saying,"I won't let Hyrule's hero die. (that's just sad )------------------- dance with me under the pale moonlight... | |
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daughter_moon It's coming...are you ready???
dangerous total posts: 170 since: Feb 2003 |
Feb 20, 03 at 3:08am |
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(I didn't mean to punch him...it was a nervous reflex)
...you dump your boyfriend because he wouldn't defend you in a sword battle.  ...you dump your girlfriend because she didn't have a masculine alter ego. ------------------- dance with me under the pale moonlight... | |
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daughter_moon It's coming...are you ready???
dangerous total posts: 170 since: Feb 2003 |
Feb 22, 03 at 2:03am |
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When called to the dating show...the qualities you say you're looking for, all match the qualities of a Zelda character.
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daughter_moon It's coming...are you ready???
dangerous total posts: 170 since: Feb 2003 |
Feb 22, 03 at 3:33am |
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...you go into a deep state of depression when you discover you're not a Hyrulian like you thought.
(*sniff*...I feel your pain) ------------------- dance with me under the pale moonlight... | |
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daughter_moon It's coming...are you ready???
dangerous total posts: 170 since: Feb 2003 |
Feb 22, 03 at 4:03am |
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...you think your dad's a goron because he eats so much.
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daughter_moon It's coming...are you ready???
dangerous total posts: 170 since: Feb 2003 |
Mar 06, 03 at 3:30am |
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You're banned from balloon shows because you keep popping the balloons down.
You insist that your girlfriend lets you call her Zelda You insist that the government get rid of doctors and just use the Song Of Healing. "It will save the country financially" ------------------- dance with me under the pale moonlight... | |
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