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Firstable, I wanna thank ya' for piss me off every day since I brought the game: Teenage Mutant Ninja Shit (for Xbox)!... with all respect!!!

I don't mean it 'cause I'm an old school fan, but this time... ya' crossed the f*ckin' line! The game isn't that bad, but don't ya' think its release was too god damned early?!!! Who da' f*ck ya' think we are?!!! I just can't keep playing that shit anymore!!! I have a life!!!

Want me to tell ya' why?!!!... watch me tryin'!!!

1.- Cell-Shading sucks!!!

2.- Is Splintar (<-I did it on purpose!!!) that sissy the whole f*ckin' game in story mode?!!! I mean... Is he a master of what?!!! he's a mess in everyway!!!

3.- Why can't Splinter use the power of "Gembu" against the enemies?!!! (It's stupid to think that the turtles learned it from no one, not even from their master!!!)

4.- The number of enemies just can be compared with their f*ckin' repetitive appearance!!! (Is that what ya' call imagination or what?!!!)

5.- Why da' hell any, and I mean any enemy can do repetitive combos and smack your face against the ground, once and again without stopping?!!! and so the "heroes" can't do the same and have to wait 'til the enemy is on his feet and somemore time!!!

6.- Are ya' kidding? ya' just don't know how frustrating is to play with 6 lives per stage!!! Moreover, da' 6 lives stay for 1 or 2 players mode!!!

7.- Ya' can't increase da' established number of lives... so, why da' hell there are points, combos, times and records if you get nothing for it?!!!

8.- Where are the classics?!!! All the classic enemies storage?!!! (C'mon!!! not even ya' believe that shit!!!)

9.- And what about the passwords?!!! Can't find any other stupid way to cover the useless f*ckin' cheats?!!! and what's that toy selling method to envolve kids in your business?!!!

10.- This new story is simply sketchy!!! Splinter is do a rat!!! What kind of freak has a sewer stinky rat as a pet...and in a birdcage?!!! and about the OOZE, what kind of moron carries just one sample of that crap in the back of his truck and don't close it before start!!! moreover, that's not a posibility!!! Why did Baxter suddenly becomes into a color guy and April into a ganger-like chick?!!! Why does Casey have to babysitting his neighbors in exchange for a cake slice?!!! What's that purple color for a dragon?!!! I mean, that's girls stuff!!!

Well... that's all folks!!! Thanks for your time and thanks for nothing, yet!!!

I really wanna see if ya' have the guts to write me back!!! Accept my apologies if said something that wasn't right...

Sincerely, a disappointed mad fan and player.

PD: Think, then act. Think about it!!!