1. you think you're Cress.
2. unicorns exist.
3. there is background music everywhere.

When you read a book and shout out a random spirit name
when you pour red wine on a piece of paper with a ? on it
when you poke a baer with a stick to check if it is a monster

when you kill a bug than strike a pose saying a random catchphrase.
when you see a girl swimming and calling her undine
when you put on lipstick and the store manager gives you a random discount.

when u talk to your computer to make it heal you or make you travel in time
when you get a staff and try to revive a dead tree
when you think your worst enemy is gonna turn in to an angel and kill you

when you go around slashing at random people and insects and when your taken to court you say "i was mereley leveling up!"

haha good one!

you go around yelling random gibberish and then swing a stick wildy and think it is a "skill"

every fight is a turn based rpg

you cant do anything because you dont have enough tp

27. when a guy is harassing an elf

29.when a guy puts paint on himself to amplify magic power