1. There was a huge fire then when the fireman came he walked through the kitchen where the fire was into the living area, helped hiself to an espresso and watched the TV.

2. Somebody died and at the moment the Grim Reaper came two others started a fight and Grim Reaper just walked past the dead guy and cheered on the fight.

3. The Social Worker came and when she reached the front door she peed all over the place and everyone, including the kid she was taking away, stood there laughing.

4. Yet again the Social Worker came. She walked into the living room and started dancing to the Smack That on the radio.

5. Mortimer Goth ate stuff from his own dustbin.

This message was edited by Munki on Mar 02 2009.

some of you may have met randy london in the game,but for me the matchmaker gave me him as a (boyfriend I guess)
but he went to collage with my girl and he had so many friends! they would'nt stop calling so I invited some of them over kissed them then I had my girl make out with randy and they all slap him and leave! no more annoying phone calls!

I was messing about editing my house one day and I always use the '>' and '<' keys to rotate the view. Then all of a sudden, it was spinning round and round like mad, even though I wasn't pressing anything! I could still zoom in and out and control sims, but it just wouldn't stop spinning!. After 10 minutes, it stopped thankfully

You waited 10 minutes? I would have quite in the first 30 second^_^

my sim was on the toilet and then stood up and did that waving thing and wet themselves!!!! Now THAT is thick!

quote Piper Nercata

You waited 10 minutes? I would have quite in the first 30 second^_^

I went to get a coffee. I work with computers every day, and know how bad they can get, so I thought I would give it a chance to wake up lol

quote mellyyx

quote sims2collecter3130

the stupidest thing that happened IN MY GAME. was that wen my Sim was at a salon, there, a burglar came, and he just walked around!!! and he was dressed like a burglar and had a mask (the mask burglars wear) and all. so instead of tip-toe-ing, he just walked in and no-one was scared of him or anything. and he didn't even walk in to the lot!!! she just walked around!!!

i also got a great tip. if u don't want anything stolen in ur Sim's house, go to the door, click on the door and select 'allow household only'. that might not allow any guest's or neighbors. so u might wanna make another house (on the same lot) with a couch an some cheap stuff so u wont care if any1 steals in THERE.

people who look like burglars at community lots aren't playing the role of a burglar when at community places. they are basically normal sims..

and the thing you said about the doors doesn't work. locking the door for household only still lets in all NPC's.

ugh. darn it! well, too bad then.

My sim putting the baby on the floor and lecturing it seemed pretty stupid to me.

My toddler Sims agrravate the heck out of me by going to play in the toilets. They make a huge mess and keep going,*uuugh!* Then they grow up and they start splashing intothe dangnammit puddles. The really bad thing is that they seem to get fun out of this nasty deed. I wonder if theyre missing chromosomes ':r something?

u wouldn't believe me if i told you, but I left my free will on by accident and my sim went outside after coming out of the hot tub (IN HIS SWIMWEAR) and started rapping outside and it was raining! also i picked my sim up while she was meditating and put her in the oven, then i got my other sim to cook a TV dinner and she disappeared just like that OMG her husbands face was so precious! he was crying for 5 hours a day but then I went back in after i had dinner (he had gone to bed, i made him do it) and his wife was lying in bed next to him and they had WooHoo in their memories and i saved it but hadn't made them woohoo before... scared me silly. My account is the only one and it's password protected so no one could have done it.
BEWARE! SIMS WILL DO STUFF BEHIND UR BACKS!

quote HiddenWolf

quote Gamer of the Year

Just a few minutes ago my sim told his wife that he cheated on her (if you don't understand, you know how sims talk about their memories? He talked about his "Cheated successfully" memory)

My sim was asking for food when there was a lobster on the table in front of him.LOL

my brother does that in real life! one time, he was eating a bag of goldfish and AS he was eating them, he goes, "I'm hungary."

My female sim took her baby out of the crib, put it on the floor, then stepped over the baby and went to do whatever she wanted to do. Sometimes my sims are just plain idiotic

Once, I made an awesome room for my little boy sim, Vick, and it included a computer on a red wooden desk, with a red and black computer chair. When he first saw the desk with the chair and computer, he began to complain, supposedly asking for a couch instead of the computer chair. So I went on buy mode, bought the little brat a couch, and went back to live mode. When he saw the couch, he complained for- you guessed it- a red and black computer chair. And I gave him the exact couch he wanted!

quote Witch_Princess

quote killer15

she got killed in a swarm of flies

Is that even possible?

The two weirdst things that happened was:

I had a big party going on and I'm outsidelooking at the water fountain, And suddenly I hear sirens! A cop car showes up, runs up to me, and tells me to end party. He walks in the house and starts making-out with my best friend. When he was done, he walked up to me and fines me of $200!

2.My cat was reeealy bored, so I had to play with him. I go to click on a toy, bit when I bent down, my sim got up again and went to the toilet! Everytime i try to play with that toy with my cats, she just walks on over to the toilet. And her bladder was on full!

The reason for that is because the party probably went on after 11PM. The cops always tell you to stop after 11PM. Not sure about the fine though...