Post what the most annoyig thing a n00b or team of n00bs has done!

A pretty aoying thing today was when we were playing a deathmatch on von tedistein and the entire team decided to turn to demolishers! we were out numbered already and now they were constantly shooting rockets into our spawn! The only way to get a kill was to run out and pop an unspectig n00bs head just before aother rocket would get us!
We couldnt get seakers over because rather than aiming at pople some wee just costatly shooting at the cable cars and narrow hall ways!
i dont think demolishers are cheap infact it annoys me when people say that but used like this they are!!!!

Okay, we got 2 threads relating to this problem.

Name a N00b.
N00b Accusations.

Actually one realy relates to people who are noobs ad the other is what people have called you a noob for!?!

He's right, this is the third edition in the n00b Thread Series.

Anyway, one thing that really pissed me off was on Beach Dead, when the opposing team had 3 more guys than us. We started off on Tediz, and they were on the SHC. More than half of their team had Instant Snoopas, and Upgrades were on. The chaos that ensued seemed to end before I could even start defending the First Barricade.

Instant Snoopas destroyed the First Barricade within 20 seconds.

With the Upgrades, the SHC Sneekers moved in.

They did the Infinite Snoopa glitch and unleashed more Instant Snoopas, destroying the Second Barricade.

They continued moving in.

Once again, they did the same thing, bringing an end to the Third Barricade.

After a minute and a half had passed, they once again sent out more Snoopas, destroying Von Kriplspac before we could even get back to our base.

After the teams had switched...

The Tediz team just waited in their base, because our team couldn't destroy the three barricades within 1:30 because most of our team were n00bs without the Instant Snoopa.

Temas Switched again, and everything repeated.

This was one of the worst games I had ever played, excluding the one on A Bridge Too Narrow where the Sky Jockeys were glitching with the Mule and Demolishers kept bringing tanks into the middle of our base...constantly.

Maybe not the worst, but hear this.

Kiss My @$$ and pod2 were whispering their n00by strategy with each other. I was aiming at Kiss My @$$'s head with a Sniper Rifle. After they discussed their strategy, I shot Kiss My @$$ in the head. pod2 was being a n00b and just going "RED ALERT! RED ALERT!" I shot him as well.

EDIT: I just realised that pod1 was right behind me and shot me in the head. Then my team voted me off.

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He's right, this is the third edition in the n00b Thread Series.

Anyway, one thing that really pissed me off was on Beach Dead, when the opposing team had 3 more guys than us. We started off on Tediz, and they were on the SHC. More than half of their team had Instant Snoopas, and Upgrades were on. The chaos that ensued seemed to end before I could even start defending the First Barricade.

Instant Snoopas destroyed the First Barricade within 20 seconds.

With the Upgrades, the SHC Sneekers moved in.

They did the Infinite Snoopa glitch and unleashed more Instant Snoopas, destroying the Second Barricade.

They continued moving in.

Once again, they did the same thing, bringing an end to the Third Barricade.

After a minute and a half had passed, they once again sent out more Snoopas, destroying Von Kriplspac before we could even get back to our base.

After the teams had switched...

The Tediz team just waited in their base, because our team couldn't destroy the three barricades within 1:30 because most of our team were n00bs without the Instant Snoopa.

Temas Switched again, and everything repeated.

This was one of the worst games I had ever played, excluding the one on A Bridge Too Narrow where the Sky Jockeys were glitching with the Mule and Demolishers kept bringing tanks into the middle of our base...constantly.

Simple. Become a Sneeker and a grab an Upgrade, then you're basically set as long as you don't die. First, use the Snoopa you already have, to get another one, just put on the Disguise, and leave it on for about 3-5 seconds, or whenever the white glow around you is completely gone. Then, turn back into your normal form, and you should have another Snoopa ready to go.

Oh that makes sense , i never realised why sneakers seemed to want upgrades so much!?

The activity on Conker is slowing down though as more people find out about the stat glitch...It's quite sad actually...

they have ruined the point of getting CP

Exactly, if you want to climb up the ranks of the Leaderboard, don't even bother, they're just going to keep copying off each others stats, leaving you in the dust.

Thos damn n00BS are damn it!My friend told me 1ce a god damn n00B used a gameshark,got infonite helth.couldnt kill'm' with head-shots!damn n00BS!

what is a snoopa?

i didnt think u could use a game shark on it u can use one not that im gana use on or ne thing i just wanted to know

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The activity on Conker is slowing down though as more people find out about the stat glitch...It's quite sad actually...

And quite shit, really.