List some pretty funny crap that you've done or found or whatever in Morrowind.

I'd have to say finding the severed nord leg in Solstheim was pretty awesome, then I went to seyda neen to beat the crap out of Fargoth with it...

I always fall through the ground in vivec. It's annoying, but kinda funny.

The funnest thing that i've ever done would have to be taking every pillow I could find in mournhold and in vvanderfell and making a huge maze in balmora and getting guards lost in it when they try and catch me,then I like to get a levitate spellgoing for like an hour and make the tallest tower of pillows i can find or make just a bunch of towers all over vvanderfell and have my friendplay on my file and then have them go looking for them, It's really fun

Killing everybody in Mournhold then looking at the fine............


Has anyone killed all of ALmalexia's body guards? They are tough cause they'il gang bang you, but I keep on trying lol.

I did with my enchanted ebony staff with Vivec's soul in it that did 100pts of damage health in 50 ft....

strapping the satchel charges found in Mournhold onto an ordinator... I wish.

quote Novas

I did with my enchanted ebony staff with Vivec's soul in it that did 100pts of damage health in 50 ft....

strapping the satchel charges found in Mournhold onto an ordinator... I wish.

I love going into Telvanni towers. You find a room with a pointy tower top, jump, and pop through so you're outside the map!!! If you can do this in an area, you can decide where you want to land in order to get to any spot.
In solstheim once I was smacking a pig when I was suddenly in the air. The ground layer had loaded above the visual one, so I was above the trees and rock spires! The pig even followed me! We fought in the skies...
Once I entered a shipwreck and it loaded only the hatch and stairs. It was actually creepy. There was endless water with bllue fog shrouding my vision, and the only thing in existence was the stairs and hatch. It was like a portal into another plane or something.
Quite frequently I'll fall through the ground, and just before I hit the water, I reappear back on the surface. If I levitate, I can go around underground.
In one cave, there was a pile of rocks blocking a spot that only opens up if you have the daedric quest required to cure your vampireism. I jumped up against the rocks over and over, and actually managed to pop through! I killed the 2 daedra, and it gave me the message that I had completed the quest that I didn't even have!
I'll think of more later...

One time one of the ashlander villages loaded without any of the yerts actually being visible.
My friend went into ald ruhn once and nothing loaded! It was a big square patch of ground with nothing in it as if it had been pulled out of the ground!

Ah yes, this is a GOOD one.

In this one taven somewhere, you find an Argonian's head, which you can pick up as an item.

After you beat Hircine in the bloodmoon quests, go to the mead hall with the cliff racer hanging from the ceiling. Look in its mouth and pick up BlueDev's ring of viewing. I'll let you all find out what it does by yourselves.
NO SPOILERS PLEASE DON'T RUIN THE SUPRISE!!!

And also, Hircine's ring is the coolest item in the game because it turns you into a werewolf!

funniest thing...done many but the best must be picking on the guards...just crouching on the roof of a building, cladded in chameleon with a longbow and arrows, firing at them and watching them flee in terror...great target practice

another has been when I attacked Vivec with a 600 second 50ft paralyze spell followed by a lingering 1pt fire damage for 600 seconds

Hha thats just wierd, 1 pt for 600 seconds, so you can just sit there and stare at him while he is dying....thats funny

I'd have to say when I made my godly mage. I created this spell:

Fire Damage 100 points in 10 feet on target
Frost Damage 100 points in 10 feet on target
Shock Damage 100 points in 10 feet on target
Poison Damage 100 points in 10 feet on target
Drain Health 100 points in 10 feet on target
Damage Halth 100 points in 10 feet on target
Absorb Health 100 points in 10 feet on target
Weakness to Magika 100% for 1 second in 10 feet on target
(basically 1000 damage in 10 feet)

I ran around morrowind challenging every person I saw. From mere peasants, to powerful warriors, to gods. I slew them all with my fireball of doom. I basically killed every non spawning opponent in Morrowind, Solstheim, and Mournhold. As trophy I took all their pillows and built a pillow ranch and cabin in the middle of Balmora. I had 2 Pack guars in the ranch, and had 2 perma-summoned perma-paralyzed Dremora's as gaurds for the cabin.


I also replaced all the citezens in Balmora with
perma-summoned perma-paralyzed skeletons. Another thing I did was I floated hundreds of candles all over Balmora. Balmora head a creepy feeling to it.

quote Hiro

Hha thats just wierd, 1 pt for 600 seconds, so you can just sit there and stare at him while he is dying....thats funny

A while ago I heard that someone found a dead body hanging from a tree... where is it?

...Conjuring up an army of skeletons.... then let them raid the imperial forts for me while I bask in the darkness with my chameleon spell.

Haha thats just wierd lol, But playing find the bilion foot pillow tower is fun also just to see what I can hide on top of it haha, I started at the bottom of the ocean and I worked untill I ran out of pillows and I made it so it was slanted enough where you could walk up it, it was great...I stuck one gold on top of it haha Its the giant circular pillow stair case of justice!