Funny Dead or alive fan fiction
this is just some random fans made up story about dead or alive and the characters if you did not already know that


Setting
kasumi ein jann lee ryu and christie had there memories erased more or less and have replacments why? megacorp
Kasumi is in her old village dancing (Ever since the Omega progect there minds have been erased durrr...)
Zack is on his island mackin on the ladys vacationing
Tina is punching Zack
Leifang is holding Zack down
Gen fu and Bass are laughin there ass's off on Zacks Island
Ayane is with Ein
Ein is trying to remeber what happened
Ryu Habyusha thinks hes a hot dog person
Lisa is in her hotel
Helena is plotting how to kill christie with christie as her freind
Christe thinks helena is her freind
Leon is in another story
Jann lee thinks he is Ryu's rival in buisness (he thinks he is a hot dog guy too.)
Tengu is with leon
so is raidu

Leon:hey why am I not in this story I'm cool
Tengu:me too
Raidu:me four I mean three
Me O.K. fine
Leon is in the desert lookin at mirrages of his wife
Tengu is stalkingLisa
Raidu is beatin off to the comp-Raidu:HEY!!!!
Raidu is being an asshole to everyone

Scene 1

Lisa:Oh its good to finally relax after playing volleyball with a horny black man watchin me is hard work!!!
Tengu:Oh my dearest Lisa I love you so
Lisa:who said that?
Tengu: oh SH-*falls off window on to pavement*

Scene 2
Tina:dont you ever touch me there again!!!
Zack:but your buetifal you could be in movies
Tina: do you realy think so?
Zack:Yeah you could be in playboy!!!
Tina punchs Zack in the eye so hard that leifang falls down with zack's head right between her breasts
Lei-fang:eeeeeeek
punchs out zacks front teath
Gen-fu and bass:BAHAHA
Bass: Zack you idiot you cant tell women that!!!
Gen-fu:arent you a little mad hes hitten on your daughter?
Bass:no in fact this is why I put her in professional wrestling

Later....

Bass caries tina home (how cute)
bass goes on google then types in tina armstrong wanting to see tina winning the belt
Tina walks by sippin a soda
Tina: hi dad whatcha AGHHH!!!! dont type that
Bass: why?
Tina:because I have pics right here.
Bass:no I want you to be on the desk top
Types it in while tina Hightails it to Lisas house
Bass:WHAT THE HECK IS THIS?????
Theres a bunch of nudie pics and a chatrtoom called tinas chat/porn sites
in the chatroom Tina 253
Tina 253:SHIT my dad found my site
Zack101: I knew you could it!!! =)

Scene 3
Jann lee:Thank you come again
*glares at Ryu*
Jann lee:we meet again mr.ketchup
Ryu:so we do pickles magee
western music wawawa
jann lee:draw!!!
Jann lee pulls out pickle jars and throws pickles Ryu throws ketchup packs like shurikens
Jann lee:now we sha-Hold up
Jann lee:why are you interupting?
Raidu:I thought needed help
Jann lee: o.k.
Raidu now is jann lee comence ass whooping
Raidu:wh-
Ryu throwketchup packets at him until he chokes the takes his mighty hot dog and sticks it right in him

Scene 4

Ayane and ein are talking but ein aint listening
ayane I reeeely like talking with you
Ein thinks shit shes gonna ask me out she doesent know I am her half brother
Ayane:and thats why I flunked collage....were you listeng?
Ein:yes
Ayane: ya know ein what woukd be realy nice?....
she reaches in her shirt
Ein:Oh my gosh shes goin to flash me
if you could wash my bra!!!
BRAAA!!!!
Zack your not in this scene
I know
reachs in ayanes shirt and ayane doesnt care
aghhh what the heck???
Ayane:booby trap.

Scene 5

kasumi is dancing when all of a sudden leon comes to her village
Leon rides in on camel then his head explodes BYE!!!
now then kasumi is dancin her pretty little heart out when she sees Helleena murdering
Christe
Kasumi: oh my gosh
she runs overthere still in her costume
Helleena:what are you doing here?
Kasumi:saving christe
all of a sudden kasumi and heleena get naked and have sex the end
DAMN IT ZACK!!!!
anyways kasumi kills hellena and she finds she has millions of clones

what happened to the characters
Yes this is then end of my storie with a few RUDE interuptions

Kasumi grew up to be a proffesianal dancer and was killed by a gang fight kasumites and the ayanaese
Christie when to hell
So did helena
Tina was eventualy caught by her dad CPS took care of him
Bass is in jail
Raidu is still an asshole
Zack gets three fraternity lawsuits and is slapped on a regular basis
Gen fu dies of old age
lei fang is still playin volleyball with lisa dont know why dont care
lisa look up
tengu finds out hes phinochios brother
leon is pissed
ayane eventusly goes out with jann lee
ein helps ryu
ryu is still pumpin raidus corpse with ketchup
Bayman finnaley gets mentioned

just to make things clear I am not a racist I just chose zack because he owns the island and is my fav character



This message was edited by Crazed monkey on Apr 30 2005.

This message was edited by Crazed monkey on Apr 30 2005.

I also posted this on dead or alive extreme beach volley ball

/z/omg rofle my waffle that was teh best fanfic of DOA i've ever heard!

especially how Ryu and Jan Lee are rivals......BRILLIANT!

and then zacks non stop perversion just added that cool funny element to it. and last but not least......BOOBY TRAP! that was nucken futz!