You ask if the koala at the zoo can teach magic.
You think your girlfriend is a runaway princess.
You pour wine onto a gravestone and expect the dead person's ghost to appear.
You have the game on SNES, PS1 and DS, and played 999 hours on each.
You end sentences with 'Nu'
You make replicas of characters' weapons.
You jump onto a floor light and wonder why you weren't sent to another time.
You and your friend attempt to combine a 'super punch' and a 'baseball bat whack' when you fight with the school bully.
You do a character's victory pose whenever you complete an everyday task.