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Topic: Funniest Death
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May 11, 04 at 12:18pm
Funniest Death

This game has ragdoll phsyics right? Well whats the funniest death you have scene?

Mine was when i was mucking about in the meat king mission, i was creating havoc with my SPAS and this guest ran right in front of my shell. It hit her in her back, propelling her forward, head first into the doorframe, which she then bounced off and flew through the door.

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re: Funniest Death

Like you said, i was having a blast with my dual pitols, just killing everything that moved on the first level, when 4 swat guys came in, and there was those patients running round like headless chickens, one of them got in the line of fire, and flew into the wall and bounced on the floor, looked kinda cool!!

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my funniest death was on aslum aftermath on the last part of the stage where that swat guy is , i shoot him wit dual silcened ballers an d he went flying through that window and was hanging half out the window



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May 12, 04 at 12:44pm
re: Funniest Death

i was in meat kings party where theres this area where everyone is dancing. and i shot one of the dancin ladies with my ballers she did two frontflips and got stuck upside down on a pipe.

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re: Funniest Death

The best death i've done is in the meat king level. I shot a guy with the minigun out of an open door (the entrace doors) and he went off the ledge and hit the building! I also put a guy on a meathook and shot him with the minigun.



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May 14, 04 at 11:37am
re: Funniest Death

This game is great for funny messing about but one time sticks out in my mind:
You know the level where you give the guy the laxative in the soup, i was waiting patiently by the door for when he came to the toilet, he opened the door and recieved dual shotguns to the head which sent him flying across the room and landed on the table face-down, pretty much the same result with his guard as the Ai froze to react with this sudden change in pace of the game, dont think he was expecting that on a toilet trip.



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May 14, 04 at 3:06pm
re: Funniest Death

Another funny time of mine was when i was roaming around the meat king level with the mini gun. I was standing in this room, when a guard burst in, so i started to charge the gun up (it doesnt fire straight away) but the guard ran out. About a second later a butcher ran in, saw my charging mini gun, turned around while running (so he kinda slid) and tried to get out of the door. This was on the second floor, about 50 bullets from my mini gun ripped into his back propelling him over the top of the stair rails with arms flapping. I found him sprawled out on the part that joins two stairways together.

The funniest part was seeing him fly over the rails

Edit: Have you ever shot someone to find their body go flying and land in a funny way. I shot a guest wid my Spas and she fell down the back of a chair with her legs in the air

Edit 2: Try shooting people in the legs with shotguns or other powerful weapons. The results are sometimes funny...

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May 15, 04 at 7:58am
re: Funniest Death

mine was on seafood massacre i was hiding in the kitchen in the restaurant after i had shot some guards and some other guards came in through the front door of the restaurant and in2 the kitchen i shot the first 1 and the second 1 but the second 1 went flying through the serving hatch and his body was just on the actual bar where u can place the tray and eventually his body slipped down and fell off it was funny



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re: Funniest Death

My best had to be on the beldingford manor. I lured a guard up to the attic and shot him with the sawn off. He flew at the open chimney thing, and the game glitched so he was kind of frozen half in half out. Then i poured the gas down the chimney, and he came out the bottom and flew into the window at the end of the room where lord beldingford was.

Sadly ive never been able to get that to work again . Has ne1 else managed to do this?

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May 16, 04 at 5:58am
re: Funniest Death

So the physics in this are the same as Max Payne 1 & 2? Coz they have some pretty funny landings when you throw a grenade at them in that.

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May 16, 04 at 7:40am
re: Funniest Death

No not really. In max payne 1 and 2 the death scne animations are already set. This means if you shoot some1 with a shotgun, restart the level and try agen, you will see the same death scene.

On Hitman, you will never see the same death scene twice. If people hit furniture they react to it and flop over it with limbs goin everywhere!

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May 16, 04 at 7:42am
re: Funniest Death

The people have a lot more.... flexability, they react to the way you shoot them, where, where they land ect. its not much like Max Payne, and the graphics are better than MP.



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May 17, 04 at 8:55pm
re: Funniest Death

Well this isn't really a scene that is different all the time, but it's funny nonetheless....

When you throw the tin of gasolin down the fireplace/chimney, and you see the two people you have to assassinate talking, then you get the outside view of the house, then you see a big explosion, that's something I found funny.

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May 18, 04 at 12:05am
re: Funniest Death

I was on a killing spree at Beldingford manor, and Beldingford's wife tried to escape my wrath. She ran headlong into the blast of a sawed off shotgun, and it launched her nearly into a backflip, over the bed, and she was bent in a backward U shape between the bed and the wall.

Needless to say, she died.

Violently.

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re: Funniest Death

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I was on a killing spree at Beldingford manor, and Beldingford's wife tried to escape my wrath. She ran headlong into the blast of a sawed off shotgun, and it launched her nearly into a backflip, over the bed, and she was bent in a backward U shape between the bed and the wall.

Needless to say, she died.

Violently.
Yeh, creep around the house, like into their bathroom and she takes a shower, too bad she doesn't take her clothes off..

Oh yeh, and you can see she has some sort of thong on, something I didn't think an older woman would wear.

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