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Topic: Funniest Death
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May 18, 04 at 2:32pm
re: Funniest Death

hahaha..that last post was pervy^^^^^^......I had a great kill in the asylum.....where a patient did a near back flip and hit a railing and hung like like a blanket draped over the banister.



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May 18, 04 at 7:53pm
re: Funniest Death

Personally, I like the crazy who leaps to his death near the beginning of the Asylum.



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May 21, 04 at 7:29am
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I was playing the asylum with my dual ballers and some patient ran between me an the cop i was trying to shoot and took a bullet in the head an flipped over the cop and landed sitting up. Later in that level i had the mini gun and shot a cop through a window onto the fron lawn, lol.



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I had a new cool death. I was in the guards dugout in beldingford, and a guard got my shotgun in the chest and flipped over the chair, landing in a perfect upside down sitting position on it.

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May 22, 04 at 1:58pm
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i had my ballers in the beldingford manor and i went into the room they were in with the fireplace and i shot the guy in the mid section with the ballers and he went into the fireplace, it was AWESOME



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May 23, 04 at 2:29am
re: Funniest Death

My best death , was most probably on the 1st level , i got the sniper and i sniped a swat guy and he did a backflip and fell down the stairs



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May 23, 04 at 8:34am
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ive just got 2 amazing deaths on traditions of the trade, the first 1 was when i shot the guard over the balcony with dual sawn off shotguns and he went right over the balcony ( i mean the guard that guards the target in the shower ) and the second one was when i shot the target thats in the shower as he was running round on floor 2 and he ran along the balcony on floor 2 the one above the reception area and i blasted him with dual sawn offs and he went over the balcony and landed on the reception desk, what a nice welcome 4 the guests



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May 27, 04 at 6:37pm
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Hey Yo! I was doing Traditions of the Trade and decided to have some fun with the SPAS 12. After eliminating all guards in sight, i walked up the stairs into the bar with the open window looking into the pool. A guest was running around in front of me so i blasted him. The dude flew through the open window and into the pool. Even funnier....the hit didnt even notice...until i unloaded some shells into the pool!

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Jul 08, 04 at 10:15pm
re: Funniest Death

So far, my funniest was in "The Meat King's Party". I was slaughtering with the dual sawed-off shotguns and I got to the stairs going up to The Meat King. I turned around and a ho ran in front of the dance area. She started to come towards me and I blasted her. She did a backflip over the rail (never touching it) and landing on her back on the floor (legs apart, like they strangely always end up). Maybe a different one soon .

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In the Beldingford Manor park area, I was causing trouble with the duel sawed offs. I was in a crouch, and when aguard came around, I shot him in the head, causing him to fly at least fifteen feet up in the air, high enough to touch the branches on one of the trees.

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Aug 01, 04 at 3:43am
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1 I killed a guy on meat king level put him on the hook and somehow dragged him and it was like he was stretching i let go and he returned to normal size

2 on assylum aftermath the guy who jumps off the building jumped of and i shot him with the minigun and he just hit the building behind him and froze their

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Aug 01, 04 at 11:37am
re: Funniest Death

I shot one of the guys into the fireplace in the beldingford manor, he went right in the fire



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Its not a funny death but its funny and you should try it on traditions of the trade use your sniper rifle to shoot all the guys by the front door in the shins/knees do this with out them seeing you when there all rolling round holding there stomachs walk other with no guns and try and walk through the metal detector and see if the same thing happens to you as it did to me you'll know if it happens(tell me if it does)

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I shot a guy with a sawn off shotgun and he did a flip down some stairs

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Sep 01, 04 at 6:54am
re: Funniest Death

The best kill is blowing people over the edge of the balconies on Traditions of Trade with the shotgun



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