So i got the DVD edition... The damn game wont even work, it loads all the way to the screen where it says "some parts may be offensive."
Then it just sstops responding... Is there a patch?

I have
XP2500+
512 DDR
GF3Ti200 Oc'd to 222core 480ram
SB Live!5.1
Shuttle Ak31a MB

All the latest drivers are installed, latest DX9.whatever.

Please Help!
Thanks.

Try lowering the clock to default speed. Also try uninstalling it and then install it again, this time, with your AV off and no other progs running. It's supposed to support the GFTI series card. The site also recommends that you may have to update your other hardware drivers too.
I have a P4 2.6, MSI FX5900, Asus P4C800 delux and the game has frozen on me a few times I've reinstalled it once so far.

Well, niether of those things have worked. I have uninstalled/reinstalled nearly four times now...

I dont get it. Did konami ever bother to release a patch for this damn buggy game?

If there is, it's not at their site. Outside of the freezes, which may or may not have been caused by the game, (been having probs with my APC). The only other things I noticed was cloudy dark horizontal lines in the contruction site and hospital when using the flashlight, after a crash and not being able to change the screen resolution above 1024X768.

Well, dang, I just decided to throw it out...
Another 20$ wasted. Oh well. *sigh*

Don't do it, take it to EB and trade it for something else.
Have you tried going into safe mode and checking for conflicts in device manager? Have you tried loading it in safe mode?