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 Topic: The Official GTA:SA Ped Tortures Club
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 Verdant_AbyssNeolithic
   total posts: 6744 since: Dec 2005 |
 May 02, 06 at 6:38pm |
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Ive got permission for this club from Chiro (praised!) The Rules  The Club Have you ever seen a ped walking down a street, and wanted to torture him? ever saw a ped walking across a bridge and wanted to punch him off? then this is the club for you!! In this club, we think of new and imaginative ways to torture and punish the pedestrians of San Andreas. Remember, Be Creative!. All methods that are contributed will be given credit for. If you want to join up, say so, and your name will be added to the list. Remember, if you want to join, you can!  Methods General methods to torture those poor, innocent peds! 1) go up to the top of the really high building is Los Santos on a bike with someone on the back (you need to recruit them) and then grab the parachute. Drive off one of the edges and bail. It's hilarious sometimes, as I once had a guy land on top of a car. -followfollower 2) get in a car and drive really slowly towards a pedestrian, hit him gently, not so much that he dies straight away, just so your car drives over him. He should now be on the floor, nearly with full health, trapped under the car. Set the car on fire with him under it, and he will slowly burn to death, unable to move, and then BANG! the car explodes sending him flying.-Zero Tolerance 3)Get a tow truck, then tow another car with a ped in it. Go to a cliff, and reverse to the cliff edge so the car is dangling over the cliff. Exit the Tow Truck, then set the ped's car on fire. Now, get back in the Tow Truck and drop the car. Watch the ensuing hilarity. Rinse and repeat.-shanebyrne88 4) Get a Hydra or AT-400 and fly as high as you can, then divebomb down and jump out. Then, parachute down and watch the peds run like crazies into the traffic, and when a car stops alot of the time a car will hit the back of it hitting the other ped killing him slowly as all the other cars drive over him.-the knowledge 5) Recruit someone and get in a car then go up really high and drop out and as i was falling the other guy fell much faster and hit the ground ages before me but as in was falling i spawned a hydra and when i hit the ground the guy who had fallen first was surrounded by a puddle of blood but alive for some reason and i thought oh well thats and then CRASH,SPLAT,BOOM! that hydra that i forgot i spawned lands right ontop of him crushing him and then exploding.lol. - dathboy 6) Hit a person on the streets with a bunch of satchels and wait untilt he walks into a crowd and throw a Molotov Cocktail, it will burn everyone up. When the ambulance shows up, detonate the charges.-The Duce 7) Alright, I finally found a good way to torture some of them damn pedestrians. Firstly grab yourself one of those car packing lorries, they have the bit at the pack where you can put cars in. Stop the car so that other cars will come in behind you. Once there's a car that's behind you reverse so that they go in to the bottom section of the packing section then close the top bit down so they can't get out. Then speed away whilst doing drive-bys. The pedestrian will probably be shitting themselves with the guns and will try and escape but will just be driving in to the cabin of the lorry. After a while open up the top packing section and brake suddenly. The pedestrians car should roll out. Before they drive off, reverse on top of the car and crush it. The car will hopefully have got a bit of damage in it's ride with you so crushing it shouldn't take much to blow it up. As soon as the flames start to appear, run for it!-Tommo 9000 (post a method and it will be added here, with your name next to it) Two-Player Tortures Torture your friends or enemies with these crazy methods! 1) I once played 2 players with a friend and got the Helicopter i think its the Maverick and flew as high as it would go.(bout a few miles higher than biggest building) and told him we were over the water and we jumped out, then i put the jet pack code in and floated safely to the ground while he plummeted all the way down and landed on a cab - The Duce (praised for a great torture!) 2) Play two player mode, then get to any airport with planes. Have your player two guy climb up the plane and stay there. Then make the main character ride the plane. Make the plane fly high without making the player 2 guy fall. If possible, go higher then immediately tilt the plane. The guy on the plane should fall like sh**!! We tried that and we laughed our ass off our seat! - moan11 Girlfriend Tortures End your date with a bang with these sadistic methods! Banners and Avatars section Members Founder: verdantabyss Torturers: the knowledge, followfollower, bada75, Zero0 Hour, Zero Tolerance, JRipley, speedfreak, shanebyrne88, Tommo9000, Catfire, The Duce (praised), The Main Attraction Attention to all new members Due to the problem that some clubs have of members signing up then never coming back, i have made a decision. If any member doesent post within the space of one week, their name will be highlighted in red, and they will have "possibly quitted" next to their name. If, after a further week, they have not responded, their name will be taken from the list. This may seem a little harsh, but in the last club i made i had about 13 members who joined then never came back. If anybody thinks this unreasonable, then please tell me and we can discuss it. 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The Knowledge When i said I'm positive I meant HIV
s-e-e-k-e-r    total posts: 1774 since: Apr 2006 |
 May 02, 06 at 6:41pm |
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i shal be the first to join as i love tortuing peds
in the words of millie i once tortured a guy till he wet himself lol -------------------  | |
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Verdant_Abyss Neolithic
total posts: 6744 since: Dec 2005 |
May 02, 06 at 6:43pm |
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ok, good. your the first member. have you got any exact methods?
and has anybody heard of death by blood pressure? i heard on another forum that somebody drove into the back of an old mans car and he got out and said "aah my blood pressure" and died! | |
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followfollower I "go nutz"
threadnought  total posts: 575 since: Feb 2005 |
May 02, 06 at 7:01pm |
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Okay if I join?
Anyway, a cool way is if you go up to the top of the really high building is Los Santos on a bike with someone on the back (you need to recruit them) and then grab the parachute. Drive off one of the edges and bail. It's hilarious sometimes, as I once had a guy land on top of a car. ------------------- quote Hybrid | |
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bada75 2nd place is the first loser
neologist   total posts: 409 since: Jan 2006 |
May 02, 06 at 7:01pm |
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ill join plz i like parking mi car ontop of the peds and watching them die
 -------------------  plz visit http://racing.bluebob88.com/fans.php?fan=5565 or i will die 
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The Knowledge When i said I'm positive I meant HIV
s-e-e-k-e-r total posts: 1774 since: Apr 2006 |
May 02, 06 at 7:04pm |
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i just did this its a real good one
get a normal car and drive it up a wall un till it nealy flips it should be on its trunk/boot put a satchel above the car and wait for a ped to go under it then detonate the car will shoot off the wall and hit the ped knocking him over and landing the car on him he will die slowly for added affect chuck tear gas right next to it. ------------------- | |
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Verdant_Abyss Neolithic
total posts: 6744 since: Dec 2005 |
May 02, 06 at 7:31pm |
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yes, bada and the other guy can join. the knowledge and the other guy, ive added your methods with your name next to them.
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Zer0 Hour Fly to victory in the Emirates stadium
mad messenger  total posts: 336 since: May 2006 |
May 02, 06 at 8:04pm |
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Can i join this club! It sounds fun! I'm sure i can find many great ways of torturing!
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Verdant_Abyss Neolithic
total posts: 6744 since: Dec 2005 |
May 02, 06 at 8:10pm |
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yes Zero0 Hour, ive added you.
if anybody comes up with any methods, then just say so and ill put them up but of course, within reason. i wont post things like"AMAGAD ROKIT LORNCHERS PWN PEDS OLOL11!!eleventysixShift+1" | |
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venom It's better to burn out than fade away
Legendary Seeker    since: Aug 2003 |
 May 02, 06 at 9:04pm |
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Sounds fun, i will join.
 Here is a good way to torture someone, get in a car and drive really slowly towards a pedestrian, hit him gently, not so much that he dies straight away, just so your car drives over him. He should now be on the floor, nearly with full health, trapped under the car. Set the car on fire with him under it, and he will slowly burn to death, unable to move, and then BANG! the car explodes sending him flying. xD ------------------- Gone | |
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Verdant_Abyss Neolithic
total posts: 6744 since: Dec 2005 |
May 02, 06 at 9:16pm |
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nice one Zero, you have been added and so has your method,with your name next to it
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J Ripley Just does things
neologist  total posts: 431 since: Nov 2005 |
May 02, 06 at 9:36pm |
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I'll join, I love killing peds. I'll think of some creative ways to kill them.
------------------- Xbox Live GT: Pvt Ripley COD4 980/1000 Halo 3 955/1000 | |
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Verdant_Abyss Neolithic
total posts: 6744 since: Dec 2005 |
May 02, 06 at 9:38pm |
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ok J Ripley, you're in.
i will be adding a new section called "favourite weapons of torture", so does anybody have any favourite weapons? This message was edited by verdantabyss on May 02 2006. | |
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speedfreek I am now off red bull for good
ultra seeker  total posts: 1334 since: Oct 2005 |
May 02, 06 at 10:06pm |
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I know! put the flying cars code in (square, down, L2, up, L1, circle, up, x, left) along with the super punch code (Up, Left, X, Triangle, R1, Circle, Circle, Circle, L2)and recruit anyone (DOWN, SQUARE, UP, R2, R2, UP, RIGHT, RIGHT, UP)
now the fun begins! jack a car with 4 doors (it doesn't matter what one) recruit 3 people now fly to the top of a REALLY tall building and just punch them to thier doom!!! BUAHAHHA!!! ps: can I join? ------------------- 98% of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2% that isn't an emo bastard, copy and paste this into your sig. give into the temptation and click the link | |
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J Ripley Just does things
neologist total posts: 431 since: Nov 2005 |
May 02, 06 at 10:41pm |
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My favorite torture weapon is easily the knife. Small but deadly.
------------------- Xbox Live GT: Pvt Ripley COD4 980/1000 Halo 3 955/1000 | |
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