For those of you who remember, the Caption This thread is a game of sorts where someone (either myself or Xaldin in this case) posts a screenshot from any KH game and people try to write a 'funny' caption for it. After 24 hours from posting the shot all entries are closed and the captions are judged by myself or another judge (Xaldin).
I realize I wasn't the one to come up with the idea, the credit goes to whoever started it (can't remember). But since the thread is officially dead, I'm taking control of it.

Rules: [adapted from original thread]

1. Captions are judged based on originality, relevance and of course whether it actually makes me LOL.
2. Like in the previous thread keep the substance abuse and 5 year-old sensibilities to a minimum. Goofy farting/getting stoned is only funny the first 50 or so times.
3. No links to other sources/videos/pic allowed. Please make sure your post is relevant to the subject matter and don't post an in-joke only a few people will understand.
4. You're allowed a maximum of 3 posts per picture.
5. Point distribution is as follows:

1st place*: 5 points
2nd place*: 4 points
3rd place*: 2 points
Runner up 1: 1 point
Runner up 2: 1 point
Runner up 3: 1 point

*must be one in each round.

Beast: Look, Belle, she came on to me...

By the way I'll need an assistant judge in case I'm not around when the deadline comes. So if you're interested PM me and I'll pick my favorit- er, the best choice for the job .

Until then keep captioning!

Beast: Grab my hand and I'll show you the world!

Belle: (Gee, I wonder where you came up with that)

Beast: Belle...Belle...BELLE!
Belle: ...yes?
Beast: Quit looking at Donald's tail and listen to me!

Anyone else ? T_T *shakes angry fist at Xaldin* You tell me to revive the thread and you don't even participate ?!

I'd really rather not judge only 3 entries so if anyone has any desire whatsoever to play please feel free to do so .

This message was edited by Empress Dowager Lu on Mar 04 2008.

Beast: Belle....please...
Belle: No, Beast! Rub on your own damn ointment!

» Update!

Xaldin's been shanghaied as my co-judge (bless his heart) . Obviously this means if he's on when the deadline comes up and I am not, he will be judging the entries, distributing the points and providing the next image. I feel he has a good enough sense of humor for the job .

Now onto the competition itself... Since we're still running a little low on entries, I'll keep the round open until tomorrow morning (approx. 12 hours from right now). And for those of you who have already submitted something don't forget you can enter up to 3 captions!

I'll participate in this game but I'll wait until the next picture because I've got nothing to say on this picture.

Beast: Sorry, i couldn't resist. Sora's so damn hot...

If i were belle, i'd be scared

EDIT: It's been over 24 hours, so when's judging?

This message was edited by xiphos on Mar 04 2008.

Beast: But baby, its my birthday!

Belle: I don't care, you're wearing a condom.

quote xiphos

EDIT: It's been over 24 hours, so when's judging?

quote Empress Dowager Lu

Since we're still running a little low on entries, I'll keep the round open until tomorrow morning (approx. 12 hours from right now).

Ok sorry for being late (I'm sick today so I didn't get up when I normally do). The rankings are as follows:

1st place: flying monkey child
[ Beast: Belle....please...
Belle: No, Beast! Rub on your own damn ointment! ]

2nd place: sniggit
[ Beast: But baby, its my birthday!
Belle: I don't care, you're wearing a condom. ]

3rd place: Rome
[ Beast: Look, Belle, she came on to me... ]

Good work everyone! Here's the leaders board so far:

1st place: flying monkey child [5 pts]
2nd place: sniggit [4 pts]
3rd place: Rome [2 pts]
4th place: Exodecai, Shadow net583x s, xiphos [1 pt]

* fourth place was all the runner-ups from this round, I was just too lazy to add them the first part of the post.

Ok then new round, new picture!



Good luck .

Sora: So which one of you is going to insist on giving her a tic tac?

Sora: How the hell does she suck in all of that water and not choke?! That doesn't make any sense!
Donald: Dude, you're fighting some purple fatass, underwater, with a talking duck and a talking who-knows-what! Does that make any sense?!