and had sex with her a few more times and she gave him the car keys to her car...

But bigfoot came out from a bush! OMG he is real! and he stole the key!

ok 1 thing hes not real. R* admited it and many forum readers have posted it. and yes i kno ur a newbie but read other threads first like the bigfoot one.

and now with the story.

then cj woke up and realized that bigfoot was just a dream and then went and slaughtered some peds...

But a cop walking down the street sees him...

// I was joking about bigfoot

and then the cop pulls out his AK47(i wanted to change it) and started shooting cj but...

CJ caught him in a pokeball

and Ash came and threw another pokeball. out poped a pikachu.

And then Cj Shot Ash in the head and then pikachu went into a frenzy and killed....l.

pikachu killed bulbasur and charmander. then cj got on a PCJ-600 and drove off.

and then ryder came back from the dead weilding an rpg when.....

He got hit by KoolAid driving his pink minivan.

then jizzy was on the bridge above and sniped koolaids ass in the head when

It starts raining melted cheese. Burning the flesh of all the citys inhabitants and then....................

ate their own heads

then like always cj spawned at the nearest hospital and went streaking since the whole world was dead