You know you've played too much Final Fantasy IX when...

When you and a bunch of your friends sneak into the White House to kidnap the
president's daughter, thinking that she was Princess Garnet.

When you get in a fight, you try to steal from the other person.

When you take a hiking trip in the forest looking for Yans.

You throw bottles at your friends and wonder why it doesn't heal them.

When you find coins on the floor and demand a reward

When you ask your teddy bear if he'll save your game.

You go up to short people and say Rally-ho!

Your sister turns 16 and you try to extract Eidloins from her.

you get a large chicken and try to make it fly.

You search for save the queen on e-bay.

You challenge your friends to a festival hoping that you'll
win a date with your crush.

You go to the pet store/zoo and ask to see a Chocobo.

When you searching around the net to find a Hentai pics of Garnet.

When you take a look at a map of the Earth and ask yourself,
''say, wasn't Mist Continent supposed to be here?''

You have a friend who always carries around a hammer.

you run aroud with wing things on your back, and say "I'm a summoner"

You give your dog a extra mouthand say you found cerberus at
ipsens castle.

You think a elephant is the real queen brane.

You saw a monkey tail above your butt and say you are zidane.

You mutate to a female rat and call yourself freya.

When you actually make Kuja's
costume and you wear to it anime cons.

You dress up your brother with a thong ,a dress,and some makeup and
call him Kuja.

You create a machine that will bring you inside ffxi.

You put your white cat in your dress and call her mog.

You tell your mom that you want to take the Hilda Garde 3 to school.

You walk up to someone and ask them to play Tetra Master.

You sing/hum melodies of life when your sad.

You take a picture of Garnet and Zidane to your biology teacher and ask
"if these two have kids, will their kids have tails and blond hair?"

When you try to rename your girfriend as "dagger".

When you feed your white cat nuts and wonder why it continuously chokes!

when u meet a little orphan girl who hangs around white cats and ask her to
summon eidolons

You make a small fort in your backyard, dress up white cats as moogles, and
convince your friends its the hidden Mognet Central. Proclaim theres a letter waiting
from them with Mogiki, kupo!

You look for a frog and 3 potions and try to change the frog back to
its original form.

You name the princess the girl you like, and see the ending, than feel as if you
are really going out with the girl...

You go to the Grocery Store and ask where they keep their Potions/Pheonix
Downs and etc.

You think the monkeys at the zoo are Genomes.

You buy a Silver Eypatch and walk around casting Stock Break everywhere.

You go to an aircraft show and ask where the Invincible and Hilda Garde 3 are docked.

You go walk through the forest and deliberately kill animals to try and level up yourself.

When you name your dog Fenrir

When you spend all year growing a semi-afro& moustache, die them both dark
red and put "Flaming" in front of your name via deed poll

You walk into a library and ask where dr.tot was

You go to the bank and try to exchange your money for gil

When you head out into your back yard with a shovel and start lookin for chocographs.

You walk into everyone's home and start searching the whole place for potions and
items,
And they don't mind.

After wearing the same outfit for several weeks, you refuse to wear it ever again
because you are convinced that it won't teach you new ability.

When you ask everyone in the neighborhood, ''where can I find another moonstone?''

Every sentence ends with a Kupo!

After a bully beats you up, you wonder why you don't go into Trance mode.

You put black make-up on your face to look like Vivi.

You start sticking pieces of cloth in the back of your pants, and when your
friend asks what it is you say it is a tail.

You wear huge collars around your wrists.

You try to eat your pet because you think it will teach you a new spell.

Same as above, but you try to cook your friend.

You go on a shopping spree to look for some blue leather pants.

You ask a clerk at the clothing store for something that teaches Fire.

You wonder how planes can fly without mist.

You take two knives into a shop and ask them to synthesize them into a Theif sword.

You think Leonardo De Capario is really Kuja.

You want to pull a joke on someone so you try looking for some Ogloops to
scare them with.

Every time you see a blue light you think it leads to your real home.

You think hurricanes are caused by some giant eyeball ship in the sky.

You were raised by some guy with whose name starts with the letters QU, has
huge tounge,and whophilosophises about food all the time.

You tear up your yard by digging. When your father asks why, you tell him that you
are searching for a ChocoGraph Piece.

You don't kill flowers because you're mortally afraid you'll be petrified.

You ask the drama teacher if your school can perform ''I want to be your canary''

You think your car will only run when it's foggy outside.

You think rats live in tornadoes

When you kill animals at the zoo because you're competing in the Festival of the Hunt.

When a bounty hunter tries to kill you, you ask him to be your friend.

When you use Zidane's ''lines'' to try and get girls.

And then you're surprised when they don't work out.

You eat Frogs because you think thier good

Run around with a huge fork

Wear a blue jacket with a pointy hat

Say ''judgement bolt'' wait for a guy with a beard to come

Make rusty armor and wear it to school

Go whale hunting so you can find the acclaimed ''Whale Whisker''

Make a Black ball and name it Dark Matter

Use that Black ball and try to summon Odin

Kill you Family and try to use Phonex

Find a Big tree and name it the Iifa tree

Ask your science teacher where plane Gaia and Terra are

You wear a ruby and then steal you freinds rabbit then you try to cast Carbuncle

You walk around the house waiting to see if an exclamation point appears
above your head.

You run around with a dagger trying to steal from people

You get mad when they call the police, then you call the police officer Rusty

You have a deck of cards and you challenge people on the street to a game.

You speak of the days aboard the prima vista.

When you turn 16, you run away.

You buy an oversized hat and put yellow glowsticks around ur eye, go into
the freezer and attempt to find a hidden passage.

You paste a bushy moustache on a c*ckroach/frog and call it Cid.

You think Mimi Bobek on the Drew Carey Show is really Queen Brahne in disguise.

You go to the mall with three friends and comment on how its bigger then Alexandria.

You go to a coin shop and ask if they have any stellazio in their possesion.

When walking thru a forest path you try to give the animals a peice of tin

When it doesnt work you yell ''Damn it must've wanted a Lapis Lazuli''

You called Nasa and asked them to officially rename the moon Terra.

When you walk into someones house and look thru all of their stuff for potions.

When the police come and take you away you say ''Kuja put you up to this didnt he?''

You throw things that are on fire around and tell people that it's your trance attack.

You ask why your white cat doesnt have pink wings

You go to sears and ask where they keep the Excaliburs?

When your friends ask you, ''what's your favorite radio hit song?'',
you answer, ''boss battle theme from FF IX!!''

When you constantly take a look at yourself in the mirror just to check your EXP
and abilities.

when you research for an ancient tribe that is called the Qu's.

You go to Chinatown, tear down all the signs and billboards, cut off
each "letter" one by one, and chuck them at your enemies, claiming
they have been hit by Grad Lethal

You start trying to flee everyone from your town thinking Queen Brahne
is going to annihilate it sooner or later.

You try to scale the New York city roofs in order to see a broadway play for free.

You form a gang called the pluto knights or Tantalus bandits or even dragoon knights.

You decide to eat at any place called ALEXANDRIA'S DELI.


You buy a skeleton that would normally be for halloween and fight it


You go around telling people to put less salt on their crystals

You go around asking people to give you a fork because you eat a lot
of frogs

You kill a wild Javelina(basically that's a pig), call it Zagohnal,
and tell your crush she owes you a date.

You take one of those small gate things used to hold dogs in a place,
put it up by your front door, invite your crush over and tell him/her
that he/she has to marry you to pass

You can't resist putting little purple balls you made out of
construction paper on the top of any tall trees, then you hum
Skirmish of the Silver Dragons

You take a big stick, go up to your enemy, say "Firaga!" then sing
the victory dance and tell him over and over that he has to fall over
dead because you hit him with a giant pillar of fire.

...when you dress up in some girly-man clothes and think you're the trans Kuja.

Shadower, those wer egreat, how long did it take you to think of those?

When you tell your crush to cut her hair off with a dagger.

Shadower, those were great, how long did it take you to think of those?

When you tell your crush to cut her hair off with a dagger.

Damn...I"m too stupid to think of one, but Shadower those are pretty good, dude, how'd ya come up with all that!

how did i come up with them? easy..2 hours of boredom and a bad sense of houmour..

i made an ff7 one as well.. try going to that forum you'd like that one too:D

...you turn your PS2 off cos you are bored to death of playing such a crap game.

Have I missed the point of this game? I got half way through the 2nd disc, and just got bored.

FF10 is wicked, Panzer Dragoon Saga is wicked, FF9 isn't.

dear god man! you must finish the game! you have not even glimpsed the true story here! things get better from there.

You walk through an old abandoned castle looking for Odin's Sword.

you start tying your long with with a clip on the end.....like me^_^
and make summoning staffs....like me^_^
and attempt a Garnet costume....like me^_^

yes, i do like Garnet,lol

quote Rinoa_l

you start tying your long with with a clip on the end.....like me^_^
and make summoning staffs....like me^_^
and attempt a Garnet costume....like me^_^

yes, i do like Garnet,lol

You sure do Rin lol
You know you're played too much Final Fantasy IX too much when...
You start calling your friends 'Rusty'
You start acting like a loner...(think Amarant )

Darn I ran out of good ones ^.^;;

OK then Shadower.

I shall start again, but if I am not impressed then you will be deemed to be a falsifier. Why can't the game be great from the outset anyway???!?!

You know you've played too much Final Fantasy IX when...
You put your crush in a bag ful of pickles that stink to get into bush gardens with out paying for her.

when you try to grow a tail like Zidane!

You touch the butts of all girls upon boarding a plane dor vacation (I did that before playing FFIX but oh well)

When you see a dead flower in the woods, you tell all of your friends to run before they are petrified.

You are convinced the president is a bug.

You search under various shells found in the ocean looking for the god of the underworld.

I could usuallt think of better ones but it's like 3 o' clock in the morning and I'm not in the mood.