One day Banjo was...

eating his breakfast, when Kazooie said: "Switch on the TV, Banjo!"

So, Banjo switched on the TV. Suddenly, it was interrupted by Gruntilda appearing on screen . Gruntilda said:...

Me and my sisters are having a party bash
Without you being invited its sure to be a smash

Responding to this KIazooie said

"Why would we even want to go there?"

But then, Mumbo rushed in and said: "We have to stop Gruntilda - her party is actually a launch party for her latest deadly weapon. This weapon is designed to..."

absorb life-force just like super mega BOB gun did"

then grunty spoke through the TV again and said

"Thats right ugly bird and bear now watch as you tremble and Despair"

With that she aimed and fired her big gun at...

Mumbo.

"That shaman who you so adore
"Will very soon be no more! " she cackled

Banjo and Kazooie had to act fast to save Mumbo, so they...

Used the Wonderwing to block the Laser until it over-heated and stopped, now grunty furiously said...

"That bird and bear will surely pay"
"I'll teach them to get in Grunty's way!!!!"

She set to work fixing the machine, and sent out her hordes of minions to get Banjo and Kazooie.

Meanwhile, Banjo and Kazooie and Mumbo decided to go after Gruntilda and stop her. But then, Tooty ran in and said..."

"hey banjo guess what?"

She continued to talk until Grunty fixed her Gun and shot it at poor tootie

Enraged, banjo said...

"Grunty's going down - and this time, it's personal! "

"Mumbo perform lifeforce spell!" said Mumbo "but must find Glowbos. Bear and Bird go to find Witch!"

Banjo and Kazooie set off. The first world they reached was...

Humba Wumbas cavern, where they were welcomed by...

the king of the Glowbos.

Banjo said: "Where can we find Wumba?"

The Glowbo King replied...

"she used to live in hertent thing as she normally does, but grunty burnt them all to the ground, so now she lives in a burrow, she can still perform magic though,just look for a burrow with fancy candle decorations around it"

"erm...okay, but which direction is it in"

"That way"

"say, thanks"

Banjo now went to see Wumba and found that...

Wumba was holding a secret meeting with Captain Blackeye .

Banjo got as close as he could and he realised they were talking about...

a secret plan of gruntildas to clone evil versions of Banjo and Kazooie and all of their friends, it was now almost obvious to banjo that...