one day banjo, kazooie and tooty were waling in the woods and then stoped when they heard a noise there was a blindingly bright ball of light coming at a deadly speed and could not be stoped or avoided and it...

They saw a huge body... who was it? (Own opinion)

It was Grunty

"Behold me, in my glory!" she cackled
"Now, I will win this story!"

Banjo and Kazooie decided to try and fight back, so they...

Banjo tiring of the witch returning again, growls and give a swift kick, sending Grunty rolling like a boulder down the hill! Kazooie: Hey no fair I wanted to do that!!
Banjo:Umm Sorry. (What or who does Grunty run into or roll over? or whatever thats better.)

Grunty: I will win haha i will win!

Kazooie: Haha Do you think YOU can win?! don't make me laugh! The best joke i ever heard!

Grunty: Shut it! Watch it!

so she went to the directors and they said


" I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT!"


she agreed.

meanwhile back in the woods banjo and kazooie were brushing off the dirt from them selves

banjo: *sniff sniff* whats that smell??
kazooie: i dont know

they turn around to find tooty lying on the floor as black and burned as a burned burger.

banjo: my god *sniff* she is dead and nothing can bring her back
kazooie: oh banjo im sorry
banjo: waaaaaaaaaa
kazooie: grunty shall die she made my friend cry oh great now im sounding like her...
banjo: now im pissed, grunty shall not be allowed to live

so they have a funeral for tooty until it was interupted by...

Bottles, who was drunk.

Bottles (standing up, holding a half empty bottle of jiggy cider): It'shhhh not fair! My beshhhhteshht friend in the whole world, Too ... Too... tooty is dead! My wife hash thrown me out of the houshe because I got myself drunk at Jolly'sh until he begged that ugly Merry Maggie to kick me out - then I went to shleep on Chuffy and woke up stranded in Hailfire Peaks' ishy shide and got home really late

Kazooie: Show some respect, Goggle Boy!

Bottles: I feel ill! I shink I'm gonna be... BLEURGH!

Banjo: Bottles, I'm really worried about you

Kazooie: Ignore Goggle Boy

Banjo: KAZOOIE! Bottles, I'm going to take you home

Bottles: I don't need your help!

Just then, the lid of Tooty's coffin is moved aside. Out of the coffin steps Tooty.

Tooty: Hello, brother!

Banjo: Tooty!

Mumbo: Mumbo sense something not right here. Banjo, Tooty is a zombie!

Zombe Tooty then attacked...

the drunk and grieving bottles

bottles: *hic* wha- what are you doing???
tooty: brains followers for misstress grunty!!!!
banjo: nooooo not again
kazooie: great goggle boy dies again
grunty: we need more tooty but first give me the rest of your beuty
tooty: yes mistress

grunty grabs tooty and flys off to her lair

banjo: kazooie lets go... kazooie??? ah crap!!!
kazooie: banjo helllp meeeeeeee

bottles was eating kazooie's brains

looks like im on my own

meanwhile in the beuty chamber...