Spoony spon, wow, then Goody link gets pissed and fights dark link and Ganon.

Wow...I'm sure Aya never would have opened this thread back up if it was going to be like this...

Seriously, can we actually have a real story?


Link and Ganondorf stared at each other with weapons drawn. Link armed with his sword; Ganondorf with nothing but his fists. They lept into action and began sparing. Ganondoforf was highly agile for his size dodging every strike Link took.

Link stepped back obviously being unable to strike a blow. He waited for a second, then an explosion. Each bomb Link had planted on the ground during the fight erupted all at once. Ganondorf was caught in the blast.

As the smoke cleared, Link stepped forward to see what remained. All he found was a pile of ash and scraps.

"A fake." Link said to himself knowing he just defeated a phantom, but that was it.

Link knowing that his dark side(shadow,dark, link) shall not be defeated so easily continued on with his journey, and he headed north towards the mountains of the Gorons......

But on his way there, I, Link's dark side(Shadow Link) jumped in front of him and declaired war against him! On my side, was Ganandorf, Majora's Mask, and every other bad guy you can think of. On Link's side, was every random pedestrian you can think of. Of course, My side won, and Link was forced to eat dirt.

Then I, Unifrog, came and beat Shadow Link up. Then, Navi came back to life and started to...

Nag Link, until this eventually came to pass:

Link

Then Darunia came and cast a spell on Navi to make her turn into this.

lol, then Link ditched navi and continued onward.

Soon, later on, link found that he was missing his megaton hammer.

"Where could my hammer be?" he thought

So he decided to look in...

His enchanted inventory bag! Thanks to a magical incantation, it has an infinite amount of space......but as Link found out, that can also be gravely dangerous! He reached in a bit too far, and suddenly a hand grabbed him and pulled him in! Within the limitless expanse of his satchel, he realized that a whole civilization had formed inside! Now.....what did they want with Link.........?

they wanted to beat up DivineDragoon23 for no reason whatsoever.

So I just fired my DivineCannon and wiped them all out in an instant.

lol, so now the civilization is all dead, but your traped in there now what.....

So, DD23 grabbed Links hand and took off towards the opening.....or so he thought! During his whole genocide thing, he had become disoriented, and could no longer remember where he had come in from. In fact, he doesnt even remember coming in at all! Well, enough about plot holes, Link pulled out his ocarina and played the Minuet of Forest, warping bot of them out of the bag. When they were finally safe, DD23 flew back, got Link's stuff, and returned. But, he was missing his......

His neo password(I don't it could happen, if you can't remember it), so he.....