And then he realized it was becuase he stole Jack's cookie! and after he went to...

Link: Hey! this story is about ME! stay on topic!

so Link shoved the master sword into the heads of all the dumb people (me)

AND...

Bob! After that, he started hunting me down for stealing Jack's cookie! Oh my!

ON A SIDE NOTE: The cookie was oatmeal.

Link choped of DD23's head , and proceded to

1. eat the cookie.

2. .....

jump on Tico and ride him to Mexico!

But then, he woke up. And realized that Saria was over at my house. He ran over there as fast as he could. But he forgot his weapons. He didnt care. He would fight me in hand-to-hand combat if he had to. He was mad, and he was HUNGRY!!

So he stopped at Baja Fresh. feeling adequately full, He made it to DD23's house and rang the doorbell. DD23 came to the door, and realized exactly why Link was here. Link slapped him with a dueling glove and challenged him to unarmed combat at dawn. He accepted the challenge and made his way to the dueling grounds.

As we prepared, my three |-|3|\|T41 Mistresses came to stop the fight. They didnt want to see me get hurt. however, Saria did, cuz I beat her in Dead or Alive 3. XD

So I apologised to the girls and told them that to make up, they could give me a massage after the duel.

So then Link and DD23 entered the battlefield. They faced each other and got into their ready positions. Saria came into the middle between the two combatants.
"On the count of three, the fight will begin. Last man standing wins. Are you ready?"
both duelists nodded in affirmation.
"Okay......1..........2........"

On the count of 3, we charged at each other. It was an epic clash of Titans. We fought valiantly, but in the end, I came out on top by mere seconds, before fainting from the strain.

and then your accursed hentai chicks came and revived you somehow. Then You went off to commit certain deeds, while Saria was left to mourn the loss of Link.....

She then reset the game. XD

and she continued playing until 11:30, when she suddenly had to go the dentist.

Anyhow, Link came back and decided he needed some new pants, and began searching for the Legendary Trousers of Salatery! He began his search in the fair town of Otucik, where.......

The pants were laced with gun-metal shvings and the crotch area was covered into gun-powder. XD

But he had to urinate really bad, and the closest bathroom was back in Hyrule, so he.......effectively nullified the gunpowder......

But he forgot to....blunt the edge of the medal shavings with a solid object. But he didnt have time. He needed to find those pants!!