Well I've started a new thread same goes as what i said in the old thread. Lets try to keep things a bit less stupid and more zelda related. Lets make this a story not just random sentences piled on top of each other. Now begin writing...

are we continuing from the last one or not(i'd add rules so that it doesn't get out of hand)

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made him dance al night while they got some crack lettice from your locle crack lettice dealers. When they were all hopped up on it they went and.....

lol, no one want to make something for this.

then they went to the future to by future weapons.at the store they...

Had a chat about quantum physics. After 2 hours, they committed suicide and were banned from the story.
Things banned from story:
Bill Cosby
tmnt
crack lettice
crack mac and cheese
crack potatoes
any other crack food.

then link used a time paradox to make the story start over, before any of that crap happened. the bans still stand though. Link was at home, zelda in the castle, ganon plotting something, and a deku scrub watching TV. The link decided to kill......
(oh, and if you introduce something that gets out of hand, it will be perma baned from story.)

Link was bored since everything was OK and no-one needed saving so he decided to go for a ride. Link rode to lake hylia and went to say hello to the professor at the lakeside laboratory
Link: Hi professor
Professor: Hello young man I have discovered a mysterious new substance, would you like to see it
Link: Ok

Link: Hey professor

Old Guy: What fellow Weird Kid

Link: You are like, old

Old Guy: Hurh..old...what?!

IM A CHARGIN MEH LAZERZ!!

Link: runs away screaming to...

hell. when there link asked saten

LInk:is there a god?
saten:yea. its the pope.
LInk:realy?
saten:naw, im screwing whith ya, in realety i am the god of evil, richerd simmons.

Link then ran away to the telletubies, and lived whitht them for 22 Years. After that long. he went insane and went on a ramage. Zelda came and showed him her boobs, then he stoped to look. then she shot him until there was nothing but a hat left.

Link was back in hell agian and richerd simmons (formally known as saten) and he said....

wow, a have way decent post from me....

Link: Why are you Satan out of all people?

Simmons: (shrugs) Shit happens, dude.

Link: Damn right it does, but this?

Simmons:(shrugs) I'm not the Gods, some other ancient dudes are.

Link: Yeah, I guess.

Link then...

decided to hang there and play video games with damned souls.

LInk:i thought hell was a horrible place were you suffered for eternity?

Simmions:When i took over, i made it better. Heaven's actually worse then hell now.

Link:wow, cool.

Of course, 2 weeks later, there relationship soured and it resulted in link being banned from hell. Link, with nowhere to go, went back to see the professor. he forgot how pissed he was at him for calling him old. The professor went and....

created the first shotgun.but link stole it and decided to

go kill ganon again. But HE had had a secret weapon. The submachine gun. He SHot link up and he went to heven because he was banned from hell. Then god reveled him self to be.....

CHUCK NORRIS!

Link: Damn, first the San Andreas forum, now its in the most popular thread in the Zelda Forum. How did you become God anyway?

Chuck Norris: I roundhouse kicked the original God in the face, and I merged with him. There's four more of them if you want to see.

Link: No thanks.

Chuck Norris: You either see them or get roundhouse kicked in the face.

Link: Dammit! Fine...who are these gods anyway?

Chuck Norris: Well, they're...

Chuck norris:jesus, master hand, my fist, and my beard

Jesus:you killed my dad you bastered

master hand:mwahahahahahahahaha

fist:punches jesus

beard:punches master hand.

link:what happened

noriss:i dosn't mater, you just have to balive in your self.

Link what?

Noriss:its time to wake up link *roundhouse kicks link*

LInk regained connciness in a bed, and sees docters and nurses looking at him.

Doctor 1:he woke up!

doctor 2:its incredible!

link: were am i?

docter 1: link...you knoced your self out whith the master sword and hit your self in the head. Hard. Youve been in a comma.

link:how long?

docter 1: well er...

docter 3: 7 years link

link started freeking out when......