Bent him, thus breaking his sopine and killing him. Mega Bender then turned back to Link and said....

Link: Crap why am I naked again?

Gay Guy 1: Hey look a naked dude!

Dog: Woof!

Link: How the hell did you guys get in the story?

Chainsaw Yoshi: Yoshi Yosh Yoshi. (Don't worry I'll take car of them)

Yoshi was about to kill them but suddenly...

(Gay guy one , two, and the dog are copyright of strawberryclock, but i give everyone in this thread permission in Never Ending Zelda Story #4 ONLY and anything beyond that has to be consulted)

The teenage mutant ninja turtles killed chainsaw Yoshi.

Tmnt:dudes, there's that kid who perma-baned us.

Link(who didn't remember the last story):what are you talking about?

Tmnt:get him!

Gay guy 1on't worry, we are lvl 70 gay guys, so we should be able to kill these guys.

Link, being very confused, watched as the gay guys used various powers.

But then the evil lord...............

Blastoise sent his Teenage Mutant Ninja SQUIRTLES against the TMNT.
Link: Geez, we really need to set some boundaries about where we can go with this story.
*Looks Around* Wow, that's a lot of butt-kicking.

so then there was a massive battle between the TMNT and the TMNS, wich was all Dragon Ball Z style, with the fighters doing massive monologues for whole episodes before finally starting to fight, but FINALLY the great evil Blastoise's TMNS won.
link: holy cowiness!! now im gonna hav to actually fight my own battles!!! noooo!!
so now it was the TMNS, chainsaw yoshi, and mega-bender (go bender, go bender) all fighting against link, o and legolas, who wasnt link's father (they did a quick DNA test), and zelda (who wasnt link's father, but his mother...awkward), but zelda was a sissy, so she ran off into the mountains somewhere, to reappear at a later date, so it was basically link and legolas against said great and numerous enemies, and they both knew that they needed a miracle to survive these odds, and just @ that moment, their miracle arrived in the forn of...

Mister Rodgers who kicked all their asses senseless, then michael jackson came out and got him some (<3) and then this forum became # 2 again

Link: Holy publicity opportunity, Batman!
Michael Jackson: OMFG!!! Batman! Run!!!
Batman catches M.J. and beats him up for a while.
Suddenly, Zelda appears from behind them and says:

Then she took Batman and ate him!

MJ started singing Thriller witch got Zelda to barf Batman only he wasn't Batman, he was...

BRUCE WAYNE!

Bruce Wayne: OK, first you seem to ask us for a double-penetration on your bed, and then you eat me? What the *bleep*?

Zelda: Sorry, this thread is going down in quality lately.

Bruce Wayne: And this isn't the DC Universe! I should be in fricking Gotham riding a fricking batmobile with fricking lasers and...stuff. Why in the hell am I here?!

Zelda: Some asshole brought you in where you don't belong.

Michael Jackson: Well you're the one who wanted the two of us to simutaneously penetrate you...and then satisfy your hunger.

Zelda: Shut up! What should I do now???

Michael Jackson: Ooo, you should...

stick me in the perma-ban zone cos im so *bleep*in ugly
so zelda took her sudden new found strength and totally beat mj up, til all that was left of him was a bloody, plastic pulp, then scooped him up and slung him into the perma-ban zone, were he stayed.
bruce wayne also died, painfully, in the process, let say, from getting shards of plastic stuck in his throat from wen zelda bashed the shit outta mj.
link: o zelda, u saved me!
zelda: that i did, but my work here is not quite done. i must defeat the extremely evil mister rodgers. and i will do that by...

( wow this still is in Hyrule?)
using you as a sheild!
Link: what
zelda: yeah, your going to take a fatel blow for me from them!
Link: nooooooo and he runs away, and amazing finds some acid and throws it on zelda.
zelda:nooooooo, link alakine can be found in kakariko..
so link goes to karkariko and..

Finds that there IS no kakariko town, he's in the Moon!!!

this thread=gone to hell. remember the rules, people


SO link realized he needed to get out of the moon, but keep things Zelda related, and more then two sentences. So link put a plan in action. He constructed a nuke out of some wire, a hair clip, and crack. He used it on the far side of the moon, and there was a huge hole in it. unfortunately, link did not think on how he got in here, but if he did, he would realize this is were the perma-banned go. Link had just let out all evil in the universe, including the evil himself. the one, the only, BILL COSBY! Link realized what he did, and raised an army, consisting mostly of black panthers, south park characters, a elves.

ybsoc:Yea I'm in the story again!

Bpl:we need to destroy the Cosby now, will talk later. CHARGE!@!!!!

And the war began, and claimed someones life. It was...........

The guy Dick Cheaney shot in the face.

Cheaney: Thank God that dispute is over!

Link: Wait, you're Dick Cheaney! This thread is waaayyy too *bleep*ed up.

Cheaney: Yeah, more *bleep*ed up than the Oregon and Florida elections.

Link: What?

Cheaney: Oh, nothing...anyway, you need to...

get out of here, and destroy the mirror of darkness with your powers.
Link: what?
oh never mind. throw me at the mirror.
Link: ooookkk.
so he throws him at mirror, it breaks, and everthing is back the way several posted ago, where there is no Bill Cosby, and such.
Link: ok everybody, Bill Cosby is BANNED! right i gotta find karkriko and get off the moon. so he..