Then this happened:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwxVjNLPVhI

(Link stares at the YouTube screen, blank stare)

Link: Wait...All this shit is correct! Why in the hell do I have to do all this shit?! Those *bleep*ing townspeople.

Link went on a rampage and killed some townspeople, and then decided to committ suicide by throwing himself in a fire, once again killing him.

This time, he was reincaranted into...

Mex! Aw inspiering, visually appealing, and this time ... with cake!

But then someone at his cake, this made link very angry so he decided to track down the cake eater. He eventually founf the theif it was......

me! Yes, i have inserted my self in the story. I gave a better cake, and he was cool. link and strawberryclock were joined by......

polymerization and they fused together to become Strawberry Link!!!
Strawberry Link: I don't like strawberry change me back
So Link and strawberry clock were separated by defusion. then Link left strawberry clock to go visit......

The Black Panther Rally.

Black Panther Leader: We are going to start our meetings, brothers and sistas! Black Power!

Black Panthers: Black Power!

BPL: Now, the first order of business is to talk about the man, the honky, and the cracker-ass bitch who kidnapped our ancestors, raped our women, and destroyed our black society! The Man-the King of Hyrule.

(Enter Link)

BPL: So, any white man who comes in this place will get his cracker ass killed-and here's the first one.

Link: Hey guys! I want to join your club, so I decided to bring some Mayonaise, some ham, and Michael Bolton's version of the thong...song...

BP: What are doing here, honky?

Link: Oh...shit...

Link: can't we settle this like civilized individuals

BPL: All right we'll settle this with a rap battle. If i win we kill you if you win you get a bucket of chicken.

Although link finds the terms unfair, he accepts because he respects black culture.

Link: Lay me down a phat beat.

Yo, yo, i'm an effeminate swordsman dressed in green
I talk in real life but not on screen.
I've got more girl than guy friends but thats okay,
it means i'm a playa not that i'm gay.
I've got my sword in my south paw except for on Wii.
I'll kick all your asses cause you got nothin on me.
Reeeeeeemiiiiiiix.

BP: let's just kill him now

BPL: Agreed

Link runs away chased by a mob of black panthers...

until he runs past a KFC, and loses them. there. he keeps running for dear life just to be safe. he finaly feels safe when he reaches zeldas place, and gets the gards to gaurd him. He then finds......

That the guards have swords while the Black Panthers have guns, and the Black Panthers got carryout for their fried chicken.

Link:That's why I lost them for a while.

BPL:Time to die, cracker!

Link:Really, fellas, we're all friends here, right? We're all good, awesome friends who shouldn't kill each other like we're racist! Just think about it!

BPL:What is there to think about whitey?

Link:Well, I could take you to diplomatically talk to the King. I bet you he has some mayonaise to go along with that chicken there-

BPL: We don't like mayonaise, honky! We don't want to talk to the cracker king! Because of him, black people have welfare...

Link:That can be a good thing!

BPL:They give us needless reparations...

Link:That's good too! White people lose money, those crackers-

BPL:Shut the hell up! And Bill Cosby can't be in this thread, dog! What's up with that?!

Link:Well, if you tell the King how pissed you are, I bet he'll let you in the right crowd, and even let Bill Cosby back in.

BPL: Aight, lead the way, cracker.

But then BAMMO!! The world explodes sending Link through a wormhole that opened up ten years in the past.

...And he landed, at age 7, in a Black Panthers Meeting. Strangely enough, the guys were more 70's ten years ago.

Link: How ironic.

BPL: And now our first order of business is helping Bill Cosby be safe during his meeting with Ganondorf.

Link: No wonder they were so evil. Maybe I can change history...then find the master sword and go ten years into the future...and prevent the world from blowing up again.

He walks up trying to compromise with the Black Panthers.

BP: Hey, boss, it's a little cracker boy!

BPL: What are you doing, little white devil?

Link: Hi, I'm Link and-

BPL: And I'm Malcolm X nigga! Oh, wait, he's not alive...cause you got other niggas to shoot his ass! Then, I'm Martin Luther King...no, you crackers got that job done personally! Bring his ass to the Gerudo Fortress, and have him locked up in they dungeon! He's too little to use a hookshot or any shit like that, so he's *bleep*ed. Little cracker...

Link: This worked out better than before...at least they won't kill me...yet...

The black panthers throw link into the dungeon from where he cannot escape (the hookshot being still in the possession of dante). The impact knocks link unconscious for half an hour (a day in hyrule time). Waking up, still dizzy, he vomits. Luckly he had an empty bottle to catch it in which he then held up in a flourish.

Narrator: You Found YESTERDAYS LUNCH! Set it to C C C to use. This nutritious meal has been half digested into an acidic gruel. Please never use this bottle again.

As Link puts away the bottle he hears a noise behind him. He turns to see a strange old black man looking at him.

Man:I was wondering when you'd wake up. With the yawny wany and heebie jeebies from the bad dreams.

Link:Are you who I think you are.

Man:Nope I'm his evil clone, Ybsoc Llib.

Link:But you don't seem so evil.

Ybsoc:Then I must be his good clone and he must be the evil original. That's probably why they threw me in here. You know there was another clone who looked like you exceot he was black. With the DNA extraction and the injection into a neutral fetus and the gobblty goop.

Link:They made a black clone of me? Why didn't they do the same for you?

Ybsoc:They did you just can't tell.

Although Link is repulsed by this disgusting senile clone he realizes that he is his only chance to escape and that escaping any other way would completly block the storyline.

Link:You want to get out of here, right?

Ybsoc:Well yes I love the free air and the open field and the birds and the bees and the yippidy doo da day.

Link:Well I have a plan...

Ybsoc: OK...so we lure Knil to the cell, and blow him up with the Bombs? Are you sure you can really destroy your own opposite?

Link: Yeah...what does he look like anyway?

Ybsoc: You, except black...and he looks like Gary Coleman.

Link: (Gasps)Those bastards....anyway, after we're done, we have to go back to the Temple of Time.

Ybsoc: For some chocolate pudding?

Link: I thought it was lemon pudding.

Ybsoc: Helllooo, clone, complete opposite. Anyway, why do you have to go to the TOT?

Link: To move forward in time, and defeat the Black Panther movement the only way I can-with peace and diplomacy.

Ybsoc: But let's kick some ass now, aight?

But all was interupted by...