me

then i...

Got in the way of the plan

Cycoclash: Hey, what you guys doing?

Link: Get out of the way, my clone is coming!

Cycoclash: Clone? Like Star Wars: Attack of the Clones?

Link: Yeah...except he's black instead of Samoan.

Cycoclash: Samoan? Like the half of the Rock?

Link: Yeah...like half of the Rock.

Cycoclash: What can I do to help?

Link: Well you can...

Link: Get in the way of clone Link's sword

Link pushes cycoclash and dark link stabs him.

Link: Thanks

Cycoclash: Anytime (dies)

Link and dark Link have an epic battle and when it looks like dark link is going to win Link remembers he has a bottle of vomit. He throws it at Dark Link who dissolves.

Dark Link: Nooo my only weakness, I'm melting...

Link: So, what now.

Ybsoc: Let's find the five mystical chocolate pudding shards.

Link: I want to go back to being seventeen...so I can lose my virginity with Zelda!

Ybsoc: Is that more important than finding out how to prevent the revival of the original Bill Cosby?!

Link: Yes, very much. Black people should be in the game anyway.

Ybsoc: Yeah, but that's what I'm around for, right?

Link: I guess. Fine, let's find them, but afterwards, Temple of Time, got it?

They decided to look...

At Lake Hylia, where ___ is hiding.

___: Guess who I am.
Link: Umm... Epona?
___: No man! don't you know anything? Horses can't talk!
Link: Anything about being a hero?
___: BOY, LINK, YOU'RE ALL BRAWN, NO BRAIN!
Ybsoc: Link, do you even watch his show?
Link: Err... you mean show and tell?
___: NO, MAN, I'M WILL SMITH! *appears from nowhere*
Ybsoc: Good! Another black!

Will Smith: Man, is that all you ever think about? Putting more black people in this bad story? Well I'll show you! *paints himself white*
Ybsoc: Aww... dangit.
Will: Now let's eat this incredible health restoring fish I caught! *shows everyone a large fish he apparently caught*
Unfortunatly, instead of being helth restoring, it restores...

Bill Cosby....

fortinatly, because of my time paradox (see never ending zelda comixs number 542555, the fall of cosby) this is inpossible. bill is still dead, and Link, Ybsco, will smith, Yoshi egg, shadowlink13,blackgamer,welder,themanyouwanttobe,and strawberryclock went on a huge adventure to fine some pudding, were they had to face a gient, huge, unpeakably large.....

Crack lettuce!.......

ahem....

anyways, the group had to fight Ecttel Kcarc, which is the holy drugs black clone.

Kcarc:llik

link:whta

will smith:i think it was kill backwords.

yoshi egg:how do we kill it?

Strawberryclock:...B?

Welder: final smash balls?

themanyouwanttobe: Killing cyroclash?

shadowlink13: hard to read comics?

blackgamer:pop a cap in his ass?

Ybsoc:chocolate pudding pops?

link: swords?

navi:annoy him to death..

link: get back in my ass, bitch!

navi: noooooo

kcarc:?em nab-amrep

The group disided to.....

... do all of the above! Everybody approached the Ecttel Kcarc except for themanyouwanttobe who attempted to "resurrect" cyroclash with rat poison. When he turned around everyone was dead except Link, Dark Link, and Ybsoc who were standing triumphantly over a rotten looking salad. Themanyouwanttobe couldn't stand living in a world without blackgamer2009 and used the rat poison on himself.

Ybsoc: What do you know I found the first mystical chocolate pudding shard. Lets get back to what we were doing and find the rest.

They walk into the sunset continuing their journey and leaving behind a pile of Neoseeker member's corpses.

Link: So, where's the next one?

Ybsoc: The Fire Temple. I think Darunia has it in display there.

Link: Shit.

Ybsoc: What.

Link: Well...technically three years from now, Darunia will be a douche about the Goron Ruby, and keep it to himself. This is going to be pretty interesting.

thanks for spelling my name wrong ...

anyways..

i come back from the reserection somehow and start to glow like the guy on heroes about to exploud.....

then link went and got some burgers, after they had that super fight that yoshi star said. It was crazy. Yoshi had some mad pics to. So Link, whith everyone but him dead, tried to go back to recincle his relashanship whith Richerd simmons, who was still mad about the toaster, until..