He found a chocolate pudding shard that fixed his toaster.

Simmons: Hey, I found a shard of chocolate pudding in my drawer! How weird?

Link: Thanks, I might as well finish the mission...no one really wants to see Bill Cosby in this thread again.

Simmons: Why not? I love his Jello! It makes me want to exercise! C'mon, Link! Work that body!

Link: No thank you...

Simmons: And one! And two! And three! C'mon, get some buns of steel!

Link: Really, I don't have time...

Simmons: Yes you do! Let's go Link! Let's do sit-ups!

Link was forced to do sit-ups until...

Hell froze over.

Then all of a sudden, the sun got blocked and hell froze over. Then Link went to the mall to go buy...

a can of baked beans

Then he said "I'm gunna.....

"...eat the canned beans. That's what you do when you eat canned beans."

Link ate the canned beans, and then felt like...you know...

He went to the bathroom, and then met with...

pokemans!!111!!11

the pokemans!!111!!11 were being crazy and stuff. they used pokemans!!111!!11 powers like lectric!!111!!11 and embs!!111!!11 link used some sword moves and delt 100 damges!!111!!11 unfortinalty it was the pokemans!!111!!11 turn, and he only had 20 health. They used...l.

And Link shot the pokesman!111!!1! or whatever the hell his name was, and went on with the chocolate pudding shards mission. He decided to go to San Antonio, the Spurs won the NBA title. He had this chocolate pudding radar, and found out that one of the players had the shard. The player who had the shard was...

Tim Duncan!
Duncan: Omg how come no one included Zelda Freak?
Link: Uh, the name is Zelda Freak. Not Link Freak. I don't really care.
Duncan: u suck.
Duncan only agreed to give Link the shard if link gave him a bucket of.....

Fried Chicken!

So link went to the closest Cucco and started hacking at it with his sword. That pissed the cucco off so he called his friends to come and attack Link. Link used Din's fire and fried them all at once. He filled a bucket up with fried cucco and brought it to Duncan, but the smell of all the fried chicken caught the attention of the Black Panthers.

BPL: Aw, the cracker is back!

Link: Shit, shit, shit!

BPL: I smell fried chicken! Where did that fried chicken come from, whitey?

Link: The Lon Lon Ranch.

BPL: Good, you can go back and get some for yourself, honky. Give it over.

Link: No, this is for Tim Duncan-and the rest of the Spurs. They're celebrating the NBA championship.

BPL: You know, at Wake Forest I beat Tim Duncan!

Link: Well...he might want to play you again!

BPL: Then maybe I should...

BPL:pop a cap in your ass, cracka.

Link:not if i use madgics!!111!!11

Unfortinatly, link was out of magic power, and could not do his Madgics!!111!!11 and was shot by the Balck panthers.

Link was in pergitory for no apperent reson.

He played a game of Dungens and Dragons whith a cloud, a other guy, and tom cruse.

One day though a new chalenger approched. he was......

...Barney.
Link just stood there in shock until he got shot by Barney's lighting and went to the hospital for 10 years. He got out of the hospital but 1,000 radio-active mice clawed with razors was about to eat Link with its giant mouth!Link's head about to be crushed so he...

Found a way to get back to the situation with the Black Panthers.

Link: OK, was FatRat's thing really that stupid to...

BG09: No, no, I'm narrating. Shut the Hell up and go on with the story.

Link: OK.

BPL: Who the hell are you talking to cracker?

Link: No one.

BPL: Anyway, we're going to pop a cap in your ass, unless you hand over the chocolate pudding shards.

Link: Shit, I hated the mission anyway, so I think it's better that way. *bleep*ing have them.

BPL: Thanks, you honky mother*bleep*er! Hey guys, we can revive Bill Cosby now!

Link looked in horror as the Black Panthers walked away to prepare for the ritual. Link also found out that he was going to get shot anyway. While being held at gunpoint, he thought of a plan. The plan was to...

Use dins fire on them. He ran into the ruitual and discoverd that they had broken the perma-bans. Bill Cosby's back, and this time he has the TMNT on his side. He binded himself to crack lettice, making him invincible.

Bpl: Cosby destroy the crackers!

Bill:PUNY MORTAL. YOU DON'T CONTROL ME!

So cosby betrayed the black panthers, and raised his army, and his target was:the posters. First one on his list was....

This message was edited by strawberryclock on Jun 22 2007.

ur mum...but ur mum was busy, so link took this opportunity to kick bill cosby's butt back to the perma-bans and the TMNT were all "shell this, shell that", so link kicked their butts as well.
link: wow, that was actually easier then i thought!
but then cosby, who wasnt dead because he was invisible, grabbed link, cos he was like 20 feet tall now, and took him back in time...

To when Link was an infant.

Link: Great, first I was seven, and now I'm a baby!(This is all speech thought)

Cosby: Not it's time to what I liked best as an Evil God in the Heavens:
































RAPING BABIES!!!

Link had to find a way to get himself out of this, and then he thought of a brilliant plan...