then it would get stolen by ruto the stalker

what if link was in a rock band

He'd be lead vocals

What if at the end of the next Zelda game everyone from the game did the Macarena?

then i would definitely buy that game

What if link talked

We wouldn't play Zelda games because they would turn out like the CD-i games

What if Link was fat?

then he would eat navi

what if link ignored zelda's advice for every game

He'd have died before A Link to the Past

What if Link actually bathed once in a while?

then more girls would like him

what if link still looks like he did in loz

He'd be a little sprite I could fuse with others

What if Link accidentlly ate a bomb?

he would be confused for a dodongo

what if link was a drug dealer

He'd deal Deku Baba leaves to little Kokiri children

What if Link held the Triforce of Wisdom instead of the Triforce of Courage?

then link and zelda would switch places

what if epona ran over link

His remains would be collected by Ruto who would lock herself in a room with them......

What if Link were to be inserted into a vending machine?

then i would be pretty pissed

what if zelda were to be inserted into a vending machine

You'd get a disturbing picture

What if Link found out how many licks it takes to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?

seven

what if ganon was only evil for a stupid reason