He found out the Yankees won the World Series

What if Zelda was in love with Saria?

(actually it's 400 )

Then Zelda would be a child predator because Hylians age and Kokiri do not.

What if Clock Town goes through a complex interdimensional wormhole and land in Hyrule?

Then it would fall on Hyrule Castle Town and you could go to Clock Town instead in OoT.

What if I go through a complex interdimensional wormhole and land in Hyrule?

then we'd all laugh when we play as you, seeing that your only attack is a slap that does .00002%dmg each hit.
meaning it takes you an hour to cut a bush.
what if I go through a complex interdimensional wormhole and land in Hyrule?

I might laugh as you are subdued by poes. Might.

Oh and I didn't double post. Notice how the answer doesn't make sense. Someone posted what if link had a fairy named Bob?

I answered.

What if Link double-posted?

I wouldn't kill him cuz he's too nice and I'd kill murray instead

What if I double-posted?

I wouldn't get mad your avatar is too cute.

What if Link was a moderator?

He'd be a mod for every forum on neo since he's so awesome

What if I was a moderator?

I'd be the worst one ever

What if Link exploded?

Then you would be very good at your job.

What if Jack was a moderator?

then we would all go into hell

what if I was a mod

Same reply as to TW23.

What if we could all go to Hyrule/Termina at will?

then you would attempt to destroy it and kidnap me and thus Best Player Ever must once again save the kingdom of either Hyrule or Termina because of you

What if you could kill NPC's essential to the game but not Navi or Tatl?

then you could alter the timeline of the game. Awesome!

What if Ganon was a girl?(And don't be like Jack and post 'it would be an ugly(insert cussword) girl')

Last, TwilightWolf23, I wouldn't destroy Hyrule, just drive them all insane. Oh, and steal the Song of storms dude's music-player-thing.

Yeah it does look cool, to a certain extent....

Okay, I wont be like Jack and my response is:

It would be an ugly (inserts non-cussword) girl

What if Link was a horsey?