I got one

Link riding his horse across the field trying to kill the aliens
Link aims arrows at the alien
The horse turn his head wondering link was up to
blast!
Director: CUT! CUT! this is the fifth time stop shooting the poor horse!
Link: I'm not try---
Director: Never mind, let find a new horse, any volunteer
Horses shivering and scared
Director: maybe not.

I got one
Water Temple, Morpha, take 2038379 ACTION
*Morpha picks up Link*
*Morpha throws Link*
*Link hits spikes and impales him completly*
Link: AHHHHH!!!!!
Director: CUT!!!! OMG!!!! look you little jelly-like son of a bitch!!! stop throwing link into the spikes!!!! look what you did!!!!
Link:
Director: WHERE THE HELL ARE WE GONNA FIND A NEW LINK THIS FAR IN THE GAME!!!! O SHIT!!!! IM RUINED!!!!

oh! oh! i got another

director:"alien target practise take 14"

*as link starts shooting, romani puts up more balloons link hits her*
romani(in an adult sexy voice):"just because im a midget doesent mean u can treat me like-"
director:"CUT!!!!!!!!!romani dont talk during practice"

quote Sonicfan33

I got one
Water Temple, Morpha, take 2038379 ACTION
*Morpha picks up Link*
*Morpha throws Link*
*Link hits spikes and impales him completly*
Link: AHHHHH!!!!!
Director: CUT!!!! OMG!!!! look you little jelly-like son of a bitch!!! stop throwing link into the spikes!!!! look what you did!!!!
Link:
Director: WHERE THE HELL ARE WE GONNA FIND A NEW LINK THIS FAR IN THE GAME!!!! O SHIT!!!! IM RUINED!!!!

Link fight Gyorg
Link use arrows to stun him
Attack him with ect. barrier.
Got out of water took off the zora mask
Gyorg hits the plaform trying to knock off Link
Link lost mask instead of him
Gyorg ate mask
Director: No, Gyorg don't eat the mask, man where are we going to find tranformingable(not such thing as that word)Mask, we might as well kill a Zora to make the mask but where in the world will we find a Zora.
Zora walk past.
Director:There one.

quote maniakkid25

quote Sonicfan33

I got one
Water Temple, Morpha, take 2038379 ACTION
*Morpha picks up Link*
*Morpha throws Link*
*Link hits spikes and impales him completly*
Link: AHHHHH!!!!!
Director: CUT!!!! OMG!!!! look you little jelly-like son of a bitch!!! stop throwing link into the spikes!!!! look what you did!!!!
Link:
Director: WHERE THE HELL ARE WE GONNA FIND A NEW LINK THIS FAR IN THE GAME!!!! O SHIT!!!! IM RUINED!!!!

i thought this was an mm forum, now im confuzzled!

Saving the cows, take 403445 ACTION!!!

Romani:Meet me in the barn at 2 am and I will discuss the battle plan
Link: ok
*at 2 am*
Romani: all right you get to it link ill protect the barn in here
Link: ok
*Link goes outside andfights wave after wave of phantoms*
Link:where the hell is romani?!?!?
*Link opens barn door*
Link:Romani?
*Romani is sipping hot cocoa*
Link: Romani what the hell you doing? your supposed to be helping me.....ok then you protect your little cows......im outta here!!!!
Romani: Link wait!!!!
*Phantoms kidnap the cows*
*3 days later cows come back in Mcdonalds bags w/ fries*
Romani: DAMN YOU LINK!!!!!!

cmon guys lets hear some of ur bloopers

Director:Link meets fallen witch sister take 2!
*Link walkes up to the fallen witch*
Witch: Help me up you son of a bi**h!
Director: CUT! No swearing! Plus, you're supposed to ask for a red potion!

quote kalekemo

Director:Link meets fallen witch sister take 2!
*Link walkes up to the fallen witch*
Witch: Help me up you son of a bi**h!
Director: CUT! No swearing! Plus, you're supposed to ask for a red potion!

thanks

anyone else?

Hey don't double post
I think of one
Sakon Hideout take 1000
Director: Link if i find you playing Gameboy again you are fired and I'll take that gameboy
Link: Okay
Sakon prancing to his hideout, Sakon wierd noise and ran away.
Director: Link where are you, darn it he put the stone mask on use the Lens of Truth now.
Some Guys: Yes sir
they use the lens of truth and find link playing his gameboy.
Some Guys: there he is
Director take the mask off and said
You are fired and I'll take that
Link: Cude

I got one
link meets tingle take 1
*Link pops tingle's red baloon*
*Tingle lands on the ground with his neck brocken and blood evrywhere*
Tingle: GET ME TO THE FRICKKEN HOSPITAL BEFORE I FRICKKEN DIE
Director: Ppl do whut this poor guy says and next time tingle, DONT BE A POTTY MOUTH
Tingle: IM NOT F*EN POOR OKAY

seconds later

Tingle: X__X

here goes mine I did earlier:

Saving the cows, take 403445 ACTION!!!

Romani:Meet me in the barn at 2 am and I will discuss the battle plan
Link: ok
*at 2 am*
Romani: all right you get to it link ill protect the barn in here
Link: ok
*Link goes outside andfights wave after wave of phantoms*
Link:where the hell is romani?!?!?
*Link opens barn door*
Link:Romani?
*Romani is sipping hot cocoa*
Link: Romani what the hell you doing? your supposed to be helping me.....ok then you protect your little cows......im outta here!!!!
Romani: Link wait!!!!
*Phantoms kidnap the cows*
*3 days later cows come back in Mcdonalds bags w/ fries*
Romani: DAMN YOU LINK!!!!!!