D: Link talks to Mask Guy, Take 163528!
Mask Guy: So (blah, blah, blah) you have to get my mask back!
Link: Can you, uhhh, repeat the part with the beginning and the middle and...umm can you repeat the whole thing?
D: You don't talk, god dammit, why are Links Stupid!?

D: Link talks to Mask Guy, Take 163529!
Mask Guy: So (blah, blah, blah) you have to get my mask back!
Tatl: Hey, Link! Link! Hey! Link! Link, hey Link! Listen! HEY! SCREW THIS! *bleep* YOU LINK AND *bleep* YOU DIRECTOR! I HATE THIS *bleep*ING JOB YOU SONS OF A...
Link cut her in half with his sword.
D: Hey, thanks Link!
Link: No problem!
D: That was a test to see if you were going to talk...YOU FAIL! YOU SUCK!
Link: aww...this blows...

Sorry if something like that was repeated. I didn't read every page.

dont worry, u didn't repeat anything
Link get turned into deku scrub, take 1
Co-Director: Ok, everyone. the old director finally quit so now I am the new director MWAHAHAHA!!*laughs maniacly*
Everyone stares.
Co-director: anyway, uh, ACTION!
Giant deku scrub is coming. The giant deku scrub hits his head on the ceiling.
Giant Deku Scrub: WHAT THE *bleep* WHO THE *bleep* FORGOT TO RAISE THE *bleep*ING CEILING!?!?!? I HIT MY *bleep*ING HEAD!
Link: *bleep* ALREADY AND TURN ME INTO A *bleep*ING DEKU SCRUB!
Co-director: I *bleep*ING QUIT!!!! THE *bleep*ING DIRECTOR *bleep*ING JOB IS *bleep*ING OPEN!!!!!!
*leaves*
*Link shakes hands with deku scrub!
Link: Finally! Now I can be the Director
Scrub: And i'm Co-Director! YAY!
Both: MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!


This message was edited by Zelda_Freak123 on Apr 16 2007.

D: Link does Postman's Challenge, Take 234!
Postman: You must stop the timer on 10.
Link does it. Time passes.
Link: Stop!
Postman: Ok, you got...1204210430140 seconds...
Link: *bleep*! WHAT THE HELL!
D: You can't talk Link!
Link: GOD DAMN IT TO HELL! *bleep*!

Beginnning of game:
Link falls down the hole...
Link:"Ah Sh*+! God &%&#*ing dammit! that hurt!"
Director: "uh...Link? this is a kid's game, can the swearing!"
Link gets turned into a Deku scrub...
Link:" What the %&$^ing @*$&? Son of a *&$^%!
Director:"...Liink...."
Link get's told the time limit...
Link: Oh that is bull&#*#! Absolute $#&#$ @#&@#& @!#$#&!@&# in a can! What is wr--?"
Director seals Link's mouth with Duct tape.
Director:"There, youre a silent protagonist now! HAPPY!?"
Link:"..."

i onecstarted with ful inv of ocariena

D: Link buys map from Tingle as Deku, Take 12231!
Link shoots a bubble.
Tingle: AHHHH!!! MY MOTHER*bleep*ING EYE! YOU SON OF A...*bleep*ING *bleep*IDY *bleep* *bleep* *bleep*!

D: Link buys map from Tingle as Deku, Take 12232!

Link shoots a bubble. Tingle falls down and breaks his leg.

Tingle: AHHHH!!! MY MOTHER*bleep*ING LEG! YOU SON OF A...*bleep*ING *bleep*IDY *bleep* *bleep* *bleep*! OH MY GOD! SOMEONE GET ME SOMETHING! *bleep*ING *bleep*!

D: Link buys map from Tingle as Deku, Take 12233!

Link shoots a bubble and misses. He shoots a couple more and misses.

D: What the bloody *bleep*ing hell is this!? Tingle, what the *bleep* did you do this time?

Tingle: What's that?! I can't hear you. I've got his shield thing around me...

D: Son of a...

hey maniak, I saw you a few years ago, and i told everything i know about u at skool. ur awesome!

Director: Goht battle take 5601!
*Link unfreezes it
System: The Masked Mechanical Beast
System: Goht
*Goht doesn't move
Tati: ?
Director: What the...
Link: I think it rusted...
*Link moves close to Goht
*Goht falls on him
Director: He talked! He also got squashed! Bring in Link clone 99990991!
Link 99990991: Hiyas!
Director He talked! Bring the assimilator! Bring in Link clone 99990992!
Link 99990991:
Mechanic: Gohts all done sir!
Link 99990992: You assimilated the bow...
Director: Good! I still have the assimilator...
Clone Trooper: Sir!
Director: Hey! Your in the wrong set!
Real Link: Hey guys!
Director: Bring the assimilator!
Real Link: Hey, you can't assimilate me! I'm the real Link! I can sue!
Link 99990992: No I'm the real Link!
Link 99990991: Don't listen to them! I'm the real one!
*All three gets assimilated
Staff001: Sir, that one was the real one...
Lawers:
Directors: You're fired!
Assimilator:

Director:take 100,00,00
Link:malfunction malfunction bzzz bzzz
Director: wow I never knew I hired a robot!
mechanical gun pops up....
Director:cool a gun
pow pow pow ah!
Director hears ambulance,Director:maybe I won't die
Bazuka function
BOOM!
Director: why do I make these silly games.(dies)

I think I guide the Bomber's Notebook about ten times in a row.

"one day I was sitting at my laptop reading all these frankly terrible bloopers when I decided, why not base them on the story!" I said to Yellow one day...
Yellow said "let's go to Foxy's place and everyone can help!
Then I went to colon format...
Foxy: so you want to make a blooper?
Me: yes!
Foxy: Okay, I'll go set up...
later...
Foxy: what happened here!
Yellow: the toilet broke and started leaking everywhere... MURRAY!
Me: hey it's not my fault! Even though I did put the TV in the toiet...
Foxy: well fix it!
Nem: what's happening?!
Weldar: the toilet, it's flooding!
Link: I've got an idea...
later...
Sheila: I don't know about this...
Zelda: um... Help!
Link: what? Ganon kidnap you again?
Zelda: no it just so happens you used me to clog the toilet...
Me: that's the end of that, lets go get pizza!
later...
Yellow: this is good pizza!
suddenly the E-mailman comes up to us...
E-mailman: uh, you've all been summoned for dury duty...
Me: yum!
E-mailman: I'd apreciate if you'd spit out my vital organs if nothing else...
Me: you'll get them...
Foxy: lets go, we have to go or we'll be fined!
later...
Yellow: so what are we doing here?
Foxy: shh, we have to listen to the case!
Yellow: oh, I ate that...
Me: not the suitcase, the court case!
Yellow: I hate tennis...
Weldar: shh!
Judge: okay, so you! Why are we here today?
Keaton: I'm here to discuss the fact that n00bs are people too, and should be treated as such!
Ganon: he stole my trident!
judge: well, uh--
Yellow: ~I'M SINGING IN THE RAIN!~
Judge: shut up!
cookie selling girl: would you like to buy some cookies?
Foxy: sure
Judge: GET OUT!
cookie selling girl: hey! THIS ISN'T MONEY, THIS IS HAM! YOU CAN'T PAY OR COOKIES WITH HAM!!!
Me: *wispering* that girl has some serious issues with caps lock...
girl: you just wispered that to me...
suddenly the words "THE END" appear...
Me: and that's how I saved christmas, any questions?
some guy: so like, what's the deal with that bug thing or, yeah?

hand in toilet scene, take 74

Link: ah (translation: I need the loo) *sits on toilet*
Hand: pokes out of toilet
Link: ARGH! (translation: ARGH!)
Hand: sorry, my bad

as everyone says: i didnt read all pages so sorry if i copied anything.

(link listening to grandma) take:1

grandma-there was once a young boy named sean, he lived alne in a cabin with his parents. sean chopped wood all his life. he grew up to be a treechopper.

link-that was the worst fu**ing story ive ever heard

director- yeah, could you please make it a little more climactic and legendary.

grandma-fine, im tired of dealing with this arrogant little kid all day though.

director- lets just do the take.

link w/ grandma take: 2

grandma- once there was a young girl who lived in the woods with her family. she chopped wood. she grew up to be a treechopper.

director- CUT, i cant do this..

link: that was the same goddamn story!! your the most ret***ed person ive ever met!

grandma-i thought it was brilliant, i really am getting sick of your arrogance link... you need to grow up some.

link- im really getting sick of you being alive.

*roundhouse kicks grandma into the fireplace*

Director:"Link fighting Twinmold, take 1!"
*Twinmold rises out of the ground, but doesn't stop and flies through the ceiling*
Director:"CUT!!!! Twinmold, WHAT are you doing....."
*Twinmold crashes into the moon and both of them die*
Link:"YAY!!!!
Director:"Link fighting Twinmold, take 2!"
*Link waits 3 hours for Twinmold to appear*
Director:"Where the ****** hell is he?"
Co-Director:"Over there!"
*sees Twinmold destroying every living thing except Link and Tatl*
Tatl:"Now that we're the only living things here... do you want to make out?"
Link:" OK!!!
New Director:"Link fighting Twinmold, take 3!"
*Twinmold knocks the Giant's Mask out of Link's hands and it falls into the quicksand*
Link:"You ****** *****!!!!!!"
Director:"For the last time, Link, YOU DON'T TALK!!!

Murray, ur blooper made no sense:
Director: *pissed* OMFG I'VE HAD IT WITH U BITCHES I QUIT!
U CANT DO ANYTHING RIGHT! YOU'VE HAD SO MANY SCREW UPS THERE ARE 22 PAGES OF THIS THREAD!!!!
Everyone:
Ganon disguised as Link clone 99990992: *walks in with crappy disguise*
Ganon disguised as Link clone 99990992: What's going on?
Director: *to pissed to see its ganon* I QUIT HERE LINK TAKE DIRECTORS JOB!
Camera operator: No that not link its--
Director: QUIET!
Ganon: Yes, I am Link...
*Real Link walks in eating snocone*
Link: What's going on? OMF ITS GA-
Director: AHA! GANON! I'M GONNA KILL U!*attacks real link*
*link kills director*
Link: What pissed him?
Ganon: Dunno, wanna go get pizza?
Everyone: YAY!
*they all go to Dominoes*
Link clone 99990991(disguised as director): *walks in*
Link clone 99990991: Oooh, pizza
Link: WTF? UR STILL ALIVE? (kills clone.)
Everyone stares.
Link: What?
Ganon: U killed ur clone.
Link: crap.
Tatl comes in disguised: Hi, guys.
Link: omg, is that who I think it is?
Ganon: Yup. It's...
Link: BILL COSBY! OMG I THOUGHT I KILLED U IN ONE OF THEOSE NEVER-ENDING STORY THINGS. DIE!
Tatl: *takes of disguise* No, it's me, tatl.
Link: GOOD! I'LL KILL U, THEN.
*Bill Cosby comes in*
Bill Cosby: I HAVE COME BACK WITH MY MUTANT CHEESE PEOPLE!
Link: AHHHH! Runs away.
Ganon: *Kills Cosby, cheese people, and Tatl.
Ganon: God, that was a long blooper. Let's get snocones!
everyone: YAY!;):)