quote 411mania.com

At Sunday's Professional Championship Wrestling event in Arlington, Texas, former TNA performer Lance (Rock) Hoyt announced that he had signed a WWE deal. Hoyt trained with PCW, and was given a celebration and tribute video at the show.

I liked Hoyt before Hoytmania started, enjoying his tag team with Kid Kash. Then I started noticing how crappy he was. He has no charisma, as well as a tramp stamp. A tramp stamp. I think Braden Walker is going to have some competition in the most hilariously quick WWE releases ever, including his own DVD on his one or two segments where he says a couple words, and shakes Dolph Ziggler's hand. It'll be epic.

Edit - Okay TLA, sorry for the original thread name

This message was edited by The Omega on Apr 27 2009.

Hoyt is awful.

There are loads of great talent out there. Why do they keep on settling on hacks like Kizarny and *bleep*ing Lance Hoyt?

Wasn't Kizarny Fizired? They should sign Jimmy Jacobs so Rey Mysterio won't be the shortest wrestler anymore... other than Hornswaggle, I suppose.

Jimmy's taller than Rey.

Yeah I think he was fired, but still, there's much better wrestlers out there than the ones they typically hire.

quote Cattle Mutilation

Jimmy's taller than Rey.

His one foot mohawk does not count in his total height

Hoyt better hope WWE lets him do the moonsault. He has nothing else. Well, other than his tramp stamp pointing out where male genitalia should be inserted into.

Eugh, just eugh.


I will only approve of this if Hemme and Rave follow. Since they won't, I do not approve.

quote bobbpugg5

{am i the only one who likes this signing? i'm not by any means calling hoyt the next messiah in wrestling but he's a big guy who can wrestle decent and fits a multitude of gimmicks.

TLDR: apathetic hoyt fans of the world unite.}

Doesn't the E already have about thirty guys exactly like that? Anyway, if Christian couldn't even get over in a WWE after main eventing in TNA what does it say for the lesser talented guy in one of their crappiest tag teams?

Hoytamania... ugh those were not the days

Post a thread when christy hemme comes back to the wwe.

quote Cattle Mutilation

Hoyt is awful.

There are loads of great talent out there. Why do they keep on settling on hacks like Kizarny?

Weren't you advocating more character and colour in the WWE midcard a few weeks ago?