Jaffers & Co need to stop listening to Cena and Macho Man's lyrics for inspiration to their disses. Corny as shit. This thread is closed. Why? Because I can. I'M THE BIGGEST HATER ON NEO!

And in an act of even more hater showcasing, I think I will provide my own rant. Why? Because I can. Hate-Hate-Hate!

- This thread title sucks. Way to copy the old Blargh rant thread and slap on a new name Jaffers. Fail.

- WWE need to turn John Cena *bleep*in heel. He's stale as shit. Quit putting him up against guys 10 feel tall, 2000 lbs. Quit writing lame puns and comebacks for him too. Calling someone "gay" or having gay references or how his opponent has little man syndrome isn't lol-material anymore as if it ever was. It's vomit inducing and horrible Tv material, PG rating or Mature rating, it sucks period. We've seen that "overcome the odds" crap for over 5 years now. It wasn't impressive seeing him FU people bigger than him then, it's not impressive now.

- WWE needs stables. Legit stables. Not this Legacy shit where two of the 3 are decoys and get their ass kicked and the leader is a pussy who struggles beating up his opponent when it's 3-on-1 and then someone pulls out the win when it's 1-on-1. Heaven forbid, despite TNA sucking major bowels of garbage, MEM is actually an interesting gimmick for their program and I could only imagine if WWE allowed these to be brought up and flourish how much more interesting their programs would be. I love the brands but it's this very reason why stables haven't existed since the split. Evolution was the last great stable. You broke up the Cabinet too quickly, and Edge has still yet to have a good one of his own, and his two crony look-alikes nor teaming up with La Familia doesn't count as ever having stables.

- Change the Goddamn rating. How can you grow as a company when you limit yourself to what you can even do or show? How can you ever push the envelope and change the face Professional Wrestling, er, excuse me, Sports Entertainment and evolve as a business when your target audience are children and your apparent desire to please soccer moms? All you're doing is giving a big "F---YOU" to all those who brought you where you are today as a company and to those who still watch and support your company by buying tickets and merchandise.

- Don't add another show to your line-up. Ever hear the expression "too much of a good thing, is a bad thing?", well that's exactly how it is right now in World Wrestling Entertainment. WWE is already saturated ENOUGH with programming and now there's talk about a possible fourth show to the weekly schedule? What made WWE so good as a kid were just the 1 main weekly shows to go off of until it launched RAW. It was only 1 hour long and there was no other weekly show to go off of. When shit went down, you were forced to wait the entire week to see what the repercussions were. No SmackDown. No Heat. No Velocity. No ECW... it was just WWE Monday Night RAW and then WCW Saturday Night until it created Nitro and that kick started the infamous Monday Night Wars. Now it's RAW, WWECW, TNA, SmackDown; Excluding the weekend recap shows, I have a hell of a time getting hyped and excited for each week's programming because I'm warn out at this point. Add to the fact the shows are a hit-or-miss themselves at this point. Maybe I'm starting to get to that point where I've grown out of wrestling as so many of my friends and family did a long, long, long time ago to which I blindly said I never would......

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- TNA Is Shit! Seriously. It is.

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- *bleep* Flair, it's FOLEY who needs to retire! Seriously. He does. I can't believe he's TNA's champion right now. Way to put the belt on an ex-WCW star Sting for 3.5 years only to turn around and put it on an ex-WWE star for 3.5 weeks. I absolutely "loved" (emphasis on those quotation marks) just loved his promo where he stated to remain champion not for weeks or months, but for years (yes years) he would need to defend it a minimum amount of times, his suggestion being once a year. Yes, just one time a year. So I assume he'll lose it at the next PPV. And what the *bleep* kind of promo is that anyways, is Foley now heel? Earlier in the night Sting was getting pops for his speech and kicking people out of MEM, is he now Face in a heel group? What the *bleep* is going on in TNA?!?!

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- What. The *bleep*. Are You Doing WWE? How can you have your A-Show, Your Flagship, RAW, go from being the #1 brand in the company to being your worst practically overnight? Pre-Draft 09 RAW was the show to watch. Post-Draft 09 it's the one to avoid. I can not stress this question enough but seriously... WHAT. THE *bleep*. ARE. YOU. DOING?! You can't blame the wrestlers. You have solid, established performers and many potential future superstars on the program, so you can't blame them. Is it the writers? Not entirely although they contribute to it. No, the fault lies within the upper suits. The ones pulling the string. The ones approving this shit to go out into the public. Let's see what you did with Randy Orton. Prior to the Royal Rumble the guy was getting a massive push. He was becoming the Anti-Hero people loved and hated at the same time. He almost had a Stone Cold persona about him. He was the bad guy, yet there was something about him, his actions that were almost heroic and one you wanted to cheer for. So what did you do with this? You turned him into a pussy, plain and simple. A pussy who can't even have a fight with a retired Flair without getting his ass kicked and having to rely on his two stooges to bail him out. The schtick is over and his gimmick is stale. So another Anti-Hero emerged, MVP. Where is his gimmick going... who the *bleep* knows. Least we not forget such amazing talents that lie within The Big Show and John Cena. Big Show is currently a heel, which does anyone even care when WWE have screwed his character over so many times in the past that he can no longer be taken seriously as a "monster" heel anymore. John Cena needs a complete makeover period. Enough with the underdog, never back down met with a triumphant, miraculous victory storylines. It's been played out. I don't even know where I'm going with this anymore but the point I'm trying to get is RAW *bleep*ing sucks, so much I no longer look forward to watching it. It's become the thing in the background when it's on as I now focus on playing my Wii or 360 on the other Tv or browsing the internet. Get your shit together WWE as you are pissing off an entire fanbase with this crap.

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