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quote Hulkamania Breaking News 6/2/13

History of the world of wrestling and sports entertainment has been made on this very day as Hulk Hogan and Eric Bischoff purchased the monster competition, the number one wrestling company, World Wrestling Entertainment. A meeting was held earlier today at noon between the Hulkamania owners Hogan/Bischoff and Vince McMahon and his representatives. Vince McMahon then answered questions an hour later at the WWE Headquarters saying "Yes that is right! I sold the WWE to Hulk and Eric Bischoff and it is the best decision I have made in a very long time. If Vincent Kennedy McMahon is not owner of the WWE, it sure as hell isn't going to be my wife, my son, my daughter or her genetic freak husband."

Hulkamania representatives responded with "We are glad to announce the demise of the World Wrestling Entertainment. Nobody thought this time would come, but it has. All bookings have been canceled, Pay Per View events have been canceled, every employee of the WWE has been let go. Raw, ECW, Smackdown! and WWE.com will cease to exist. If the world googles WWE.com a photo of stale bread. Get it?

Oh btw, thats what happends when Im bored at work and lunch time comes around. Yup. I almost mentioned Stephanie, oh wait I did.

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According to Pwinsider.com, a source close to Ric Flair has confirmed that Flair will be working the ‘Hulkamania - Let the Battle Begin' Tour of Australia. This would be Flair's first match since his WrestleMania 24 match with Shawn Michaels. Eric Bischoff will be traveling to Australia this week to do promotional work for the group. Names scheduled for the tour include Diamond Dallas Page, Ken Anderson, Charles "Godfather" Wright, Sean Morley and Lacey Von Erich. Due to their relationship with Hogan, it is expected that Brutus Beefcake and The Nasty Boys will be a part of the tour as well.

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After three days of intense negotiations and months of on-and-off talks, Ric Flair has signed a three-year deal earlier today with the new Hulkamania promotion that will debut with a November tour of Australia.

Flair will be Hogan's main opponent on the announced dates, which are 11/21 in Melbourne, 11/24 in Perth, 11/26 in Brisbane and 11/28 in Sydney.

The deal also includes plans for episodes of a joint Hogan/Flair reality show to be shot on the tour.

The promotion has contacted a number of recent departures from WWE to round out the crew, including Jeff Hardy, although not all have been signed yet, combined with some of Hogan's friends from the 80s like The Nasty Boys.

The plan is to run regular foreign tours. Hogan and Eric Bischoff had been talking about the idea for years, but with both Hogan and Ric Flair going through expensive divorces, it made it a lot easier for both to commit to the project.