quote KH Researcher

=You said you were triple my age... then why are trying to engage?=

You don't even have the greatest potential for a rapping carrer outside of here

=At least my mom let's me suck on her nipple and get milk to sickle=

Your mom's milk is sour, stale, dried and rippled

=When you were a kid you had a calcium defizzle=

And whenever you walked your legs went cripple

When you went to school all the kids teased you and in the toilet you were dumped

=You would run home crying and you ran like Forest Gump=

And your nickname was Quazzimoto, cause you were cursed and had a humungous lump

=In a tower you were put and the only thing to please you was the one-handed hump that you did all day=

You were given to a church..., a Catholic one with a priest who made you gay

=Every night you would give him a lay=

=When the curse was lifted you went back home=

And you found a man who was all alone

=You took him to your house and played "homo-lone"=
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THE FUTURE, Age 28

The two of you get married

=Which is really scary, and you change your name to Cherry and his to Mary=

Adopted 4 kids, Cocoa, Miracle, Nimrod and Hairy.

=They had the same teacher for every subject, Mr. Carey=

=They were so ugly he had to mask em'* and call the tooth fairy=
=Because their teeth were jacked up an' holey and looked like each one had a yellow crown of Mc Fowley**=

Just like ya' underwear and clothes

=Which looked like you got them from third world 99 cent sto's=

Ya'll lived happily everafter and when ya'll died you went to a place that rhymed with jail

=And generations after will tell your screwed up tale=
-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-

*= Jim Carey was in an old film called the mask...
**= Mc Fowley is a deformed wrestler who carries around a sock..., which he consequently named Sock.

quote M_N_M48060

I won more individual awards in those things than you ever did Shoes. Kind of funny because I remember you were begging for votes.

quote M_N_M48060

Hmm...I've never held the middle weight title before...