1. No one seems to mind niko carrying around assault rifles.
2. It never snows in the recreated NYC.
3. You can get as wild as you want with a vehicle, but as soon as you get on the airport strip, you're in trouble.
4. Every car that catches fire eventually explodes.
5. Niko hides all his weapons in his pockets.
6. Niko has no use for helmets off of motorcycles.
7. Cops automatically shoot you for resisting arrest.
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This message was edited by VercettiEstate on Jul 25 2008.
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Dec 18, 09 04:57PMstormthehouse
guy that had long list with no number posted 41 things so i'm adding that here 400.If you never date kate and she dies at romans wedding she will still call you up
401.Niko can't drown
402.Parachuting can get you out of a 4-star wanted level
403.if you hit a wall while parachuting and fall 3 inches you will still die no matter what your health
404.Although Niko never see them seagulls do exist
405.Although Niko never hears it on the news A train car is stolen,and a buncha helicopters get destroyed by a golden helicopter
406.Airplanes never go anywhere and never need to land
407.Toilets don't exist
408.You will never,ever get in trouble for stealing a helicopter that doesn't have a gun on it
409.at 3-stars the cops always know where you r if your in a helicopter
410.Infernus are the rarest non-dlc vehicle in the game
411.Patriots don't exist in multi-player
412.Only when facing colored people do N..S.E cops use special silenced weapons,whenever else they use SMGs
413.Cars explode if you shoot only the tires
414.Only if your niko,or the main-charecters from the DLCs do the cops care if you go on the airplane strip
415.Helicopters have a certain flight height
416.Your phone can make your punches explosive
417.No matter how much you drink you never throw up
418.You can't starve
419.No one ever suspects the guy walking around with an RPG to be the same guy that blew up a car 1.5 miles away
420.No one you ever play with uses drugs
421.Cars can float but will fall if disturbed
422.Its smarter to heal yourself with hotdogs then to pay a paramedic to heal you
423.Guns are apparently illegal but everyone has them anyways
424.If you fall 2000ft onto a health pack you will live
I will think of more
425.If you destroy a cope car with cops in it you only get 2 stars but if you kill a cop outside a cop car you get 3
426.Diamonds make everyone in organized crime suffer
427.Niko is russian(I can't believe that wasn't already on this list but I read through and it isn't)
428.If you ditch a car and smash crotch first into a trash can you will walk away as if you only fell down.
429.Gas stations randomly explode
430.its more fun to watch someone get busted by the cops then jump off a building
431.Playboy x is a douche and his apartment is worth losing out on $250,000
432.T.V stations will make t.v shows outta any stupid person in L.C
433.Theres a shirt at the base of the statue of happiness
434.there is over 100 glitches for this game
435.You can get sniped after falling 300ft in the air
436.If you bounce off the globe monument after falling 1000ft you might live
437.Roman always calls at the exact worst times
438.Dating is boring and time consuming
439.Any building you can enter in single player you can enter in multi
440.In the mission where you rob the bank the guy that is talking to the guy that kills one of them is name Luis Fernando Lopez
441.If you hit someone and they don't fight back they hobble away but if they do fight back they have no limp
442.The swingwet of death works on helicopters
443.Kicking has further range then the bat
444.Knives have further range then the kick
445.Explosives rock
446.its possible to become invisible
447.Little Jacob has a magically infinite supply of many types of ammo and weapons in his trunk
448.Bernie Crane was in a war
449.Bernie Cranes "boyfriend" is running for mayor
450.Theres only one place to get helitours helicopters
451.Theres days of the week but not time of month or year
452.1 L.C minute=1 real life second
453.T.V in L.C is very boring
454.Its fun to kill people with cigarettes
455.Jumping into helicopter blades hurts
456.Driving around firing your gun at pedestrians then running them over is really funny
457.You can pick upa rocket launcher b4 you can buy and uzi
458.Everyone but you sux at bowling
459.theres always more then one entrance to a strip club
460.Driving off a building on a motorcycle can yield interesting results
461.Little Jacob likes Clukin' bell
462.One of the internet dates you can go with likes strip clubs
463.theres only one computer in L.C you don't have to pay to use
464.Niko is more then likely by the end of the game to have 30% of his body weight be bullets
465.Bullet wounds never get infected
466.None of the birds in L.C appear to be able to fly
467.Brucie is Bi
468.If you kill a hooker after using her services the money you gave her won't be on her
469.No1 in L.C locks there doors when driving
470.All children in L.C are insane
471.cops don't like it when you walk into them
472.Grenades explode on cantact with helicopters but just bounce off cars
473.If you try to carjack someone no1 will come to help the victim
474.every real hour the radio repeats itself
475.You can set off a car alarm by breaking the glass of the car with a bat
476.it's possible to date 4 girls at once
477.The statue of happiness is holding a coffee cup
478.Weapons are hidden everywhere in L.C
479.Old ladies can kill you if your not careful
480.Its more fun to light people on fire then shoot them
I need a break so i'll be back to post the last 21 (its 500(+) not 500) later
481.computers always pop tires on expensive cars when you steal them
482.Despite never seeing the alarm clocks getting set you always get woken up by it in exactly 6 hours
483.You can slow down time using cinematic mode
484.only 4 clothes shops seem to exist in L.C
485.Only two buildings in the game ever catch on fire
486.Stealing an ambulance heals you
487.cop cars always have shotguns in them
488.cops only use shotuns after lvl 3
489.Few pedestrians ever crash
490.Niko has a magic hidey hole for all his guns
491.The gods seem to pose problems for Romans wedding whenever you aren't ready.
492.You can't stand on the annihaltors chain guns
493.Cops don't care if you point guns at pedestrians only if you shoot
494.You can reload a rocket launcher while falling to your death
495.Niko can't cook he always eats out
496.Niko is the best sharpshooter in L.C
497.Sports cars always flip upside-down
498.There is a bong in the bohan safehouse
499.You can pop your back tires by holding the brake and gas at the same time
500.No one but Niko uses a RPG
501.GTA 4 Is an amzingly epic freakin game unto which we have made 500(+) plus facts and posted them here!!!!!!!!!!!!
There now where done
This message was edited by stormthehouse on Dec 19 2009.
Dec 18, 09 06:22AMxxAlphaxx
358 - Niko uses the same sayings over and over again(Needs new material)
359 - There are never any children or dogs etc. running around.
360 - Pigeons don't fly away if you run at them.
Dec 05, 09 11:08AMDarTH KenoK
357. Niko ain't american.
Nov 28, 09 08:44AMDaveyPoshboy
@Random Kid.
No, attack dogs wouldn't make it impossible. That's what you have guns for.
Nov 27, 09 07:43PM???
356. blowing up bank trucks gives u good money
Sep 01, 09 03:57AMRandom kid
345- Niko can beat injured people in the hospital up without consequence but when he pushes someone in the street he gets cops trying to kill him 346- Fire dosent damage body armor but fist fighting does 347- Niko must wear a diaper because he never uses the toilet 348- No hookers have STD's 349- You can only date a certain number of women from the internet 350- Jumping out of a moving car at high speeds then hitting a wall doesn't kill Niko 351- No one in liberty city gets any older 352- There is ever any blind people in liberty city 353- People never die of heart attacks 354- People in hospital never get any better 355- There is no ginger people in liberty city
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339: cops never use attack dogs on you
Wouldnt that make the game practically impossible?
This message was edited by Random kid on Oct 28 2009.
Aug 29, 09 02:28PMPapaSmurf123
344. Body armour takes damage when you fall
Aug 23, 09 04:24PMZakoron
339: cops never use attack dogs on you
340: cell phones can make anything appear with a push of a button
341: ammu-nation ran our of business and left town
342: no more rhinos :'[
343: when you fly in a helicopter at night you see flying specs of light that have red and green blinking lights fly by you
Aug 23, 09 11:07AMcmayhem
338: Strippers don't like you going in their dressing room.
339: The most annoying thing in the game is flying head first through the windscreen and then getting run over by your own car.
340: Kate will never sleep with Niko. You know why? She's prejudiced against Eastern Europeans. Can you believe that? In this day and age, an Irish broad, prejudiced against Eastern Europeans.
341: Darts is the easiest game in the world.
342: It's quicker to just walk somewhere than trying to use the subway system.
Aug 23, 09 08:34AMPeterMolonu
334: Getting hit by cars makes your glasses fall off.
335: Liberty City has really bad TV reception, you can only ever tune into two stations at a time.
336: The games version of YouTube has no working videos.
337: 50% off clothes is not a good enough reason to date Alex.
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