Hey all...the rule of the game is simple. Most of you know this type of thing to be done with anime, only now we're doing it with Zelda. Basically associate anything in Zelda with an outrageous act that a person who plays too much Zelda would do. If you still don't get it, just read the following:
YOU KNOW YOU PLAY TOO MUCH ZELDA WHEN...
1....you throw walnuts at people, thinking it will paralyze them.
2....your parents threaten to throw you out of the house if you ask for a horse one more time.
3....in trigonometry class, when your teacher draws a triangle, you wonder which Triforce he/she is referring to.
4....you flee in terror at the sight of a venus fly trap.
5....you grab a live chicken by the legs, and jump off a cliff, thinking you'll glide down to safety. (after they let you out the hospital, I suggest you seek help)
6....you assault people on the street, with the name Ganon.
7....you're always nice to chickens, in fear that they will attack you.
This is basically how it goes....It's pretty hilarious actually!!!
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Jul 27, 09 05:52PMlink's # 1 fan
1.when u accidently die in the game and chuck ur controller to the floor shooting stupid friggen gannondorf
2.when u dream about link saving u from gannondorf(i am a girl)
3.when u pretend that ur backyard is hyrule and u make fake monsters and start to destroy them
4.when u start to annoy ppl bye saing heyyyy! lissten!
5.when u dress like princess zelda for halloween and hav ur boyfriend be link
6.when u call ur principle gannondorf
Jun 17, 09 11:06PMJoshTheDestroyer
When you start stabbing peeps for fun and don't expect them to be scratched...
When you punch your fist to the ground, and expect fire to come out and kill everything around you.
When you hurt peeps, you expect them to turn completely red for a split second.
When you climb a tree, look over the other side, and expect there to be nothing but endless sky...
When you expect the whole world to go completely dark for 1 or 2 seconds when you go through a door, or a entrance to something.
When you cut a scale off a fish, and expect to be able to dive much farther than normal.
When you try and use a controller to move yourself.
When you completely stop talking, except saying COME ON! in a high pitched voice, to be like your idle, Link.
When you find most flat things aren't 2D, you wonder why.
When you pick up a stone, and expect it to vibrate when you come near "secret grottoes" (stone of agony).
When you expect to see yourself from a back point of view at any second.
Jan 22, 09 08:29PMZhents
you die you and expect to be brought back a fairy...
you think your brother is ganon and try to use your master sword replica to defeat him...
you see a pig and run for the hills...
you see a chicken and pray to the chicken god to not be harmed...
you play the song of time on your ocarina expecting to become a kid again...
you play the Ballad of Winds hoping that the bullies are your school will be blown away...
Jan 17, 09 09:49AMDee
...u cut grass down with your sword thinking that their will be rupees or hearts in the grass.
...Go into a shed & think that spider people live their!
...You drink something red and expect it to heal you!
...When you kill yellow spiders thinking it will give you a gold medal!
...You blow up a rock thinking that their will be a hole under neath it!
...you play a song thinking it will take you some were
...you play a song thinking it will summon your horse
...You go into a graveyard with a hook go up on a mountain thinking that you are going to the temple of the dead
...You see a lantern floating but it's really attached to a string & you try to kill it & capture it in a bottle than go to someones house thinking that they will want to bye it!
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Jan 15, 09 10:05AMMother_Ranma
...you jump down a well and try to go through a wall thinking its fake x.x
Dec 27, 08 12:48AMDee
....When you slaughter random people on the streets
....When you try to capture bugs in a bottle & than release them & think that they will heal you
....When you go up to a grave stone with a instrument play Zelda's Lullaby & expect it to blow up
Dec 18, 08 03:39PMKirby123
You Play Too Much Zelda When you attack the kight in your school play because you think he's a darknut.
Jul 31, 08 06:23PMFuzzyDeku
You wake up in jail and are disappointed to see that you are not a wolf. You also realize that theres no hole hidden behind the pot on the shelf. You see people walking past your house at night and run out to attack those wretched "Stalfos". You call an Astronomer because you just know that the moon is getting closer to the earth. You put on a long pink wig and a mask expecting fairies to pop out and follow you. You keep a cow in your bedroom. You get upset when you girlfriend won't call you Link/won't let you call her Zelda, vise versa. You stalk the poor blond girl in your neighborhood for 3 weeks because your convinced that shes stealing from the Inuit next door.
Jul 29, 08 08:16PMFactorUnknown
You step into lava expecting only minor burns that can be healed by drinking a bottle of milk
You are going home at night afraid that Skultulas are going to attack you from the trees
You are in a pool expecting a blue tektite to attack you
You put your fairy sister in a bottle on halloween and expect her to heal you when you die
You play the song of storms in order to get out of class
You know EVERY legend of zelda song by heart (on at least 3 instruments)
You see link every time you close your eyes (this happened to me)
You cut your face on a sword trying to glitch it into an ocarina
You lose your memory only to find that all you recover is the memory of the life of link, so you live out his life (without talking)
You believe fairies exist in secret fountains that only you can find
You believe you can sneak by a guard as long as you are not in his line of sight
Jul 26, 08 05:32PMswords1229
wouldnt people do that anyway?
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1.when u accidently die in the game and chuck ur controller to the floor shooting stupid friggen gannondorf
