New priest unit = convert this!
Car with a missile launcher = big momma
Baby on a tricycle with a super-gun = pow
Combat robot = stormbilly
Turns eagles into a 999 hp dragons = king arthur
Animals kill with one bite = grantlinkspence
Instant building = steroids
Win scenario = home run
Everyone dies = diediedie
Resign game = resign
Full map = reveal map
1000 food = pepperoni pizza
1000 gold = coinage
1000 wood = woodstock
1000 stone = quarry
Remove Fog of War = no fog
Transform villagers = medusa
Laser gunner = photon man
Animal control = gaia
Juggernauts may move on land = flying dutchman
Kill player = kill[player's position 1-8]
Rocket launcher car = bigdaddy
Increased catapult range and effect = big bertha
Priest 600 hit points, speed 6 = hoyohoyo
Increased ballista range = icbm
Catapults fire peasants = jack be nimble
Nuclear missile trooper = e=mc2 trooper
Commit suicide = hari kari
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