A member will post a picture, and other members will then post the funniest caption that they can think of for that picture.
We're posting captions here, not stories, so try and keep the entries down to one or two lines.
The member who posted that picture will choose a winner, and the winner will post a new picture.
Each round will last no longer than a few days.
If the winner doesn't post a picture within a couple of days, feel free to send them a PM reminding them because chances are they've forgotten. If they still don't post a picture, someone else can post one.
Pictures MUST be Mario related.
Tips:
Try to make the pictures funny or unique, that way they get funnier captions!
If you win a round, don't say PASS. Don't post a caption if you don't want to post a picture.
If you're unsure on what to post, have a look at this thread.
Good luck!
[size=1][color=#666666]This message was edited by Jesus on Feb 26 2009.
Author: Jesus
Date: (PT)
Subject: re: [Game] Mario's Caption Contest! -------------------------------------------
Here is the first one, to get the ball rolling.
Author: Ripulse
Date: (PT)
Subject: re: [Game] Mario's Caption Contest! ------------------------------------------- As asked in the last thread, has this been approved?
EDIT: Never mind. Didn't see Plumbing Repairs. You should probably put "Moderator Approved" in the first post, though.
Mario: Mario gonna drive a car! Luigi:No, a Mario can'ta drive. Mario: Why not? Luigi: Your feet don't touch the pedals. Mario: OH YEAH?!?! I'LL DRIVE THIS CAR IF I *UCKING WANT TO!! *car starts moving* Luigi: How'd you do-a that? Mario: You dont need feet to drive a Mario Kart. Luigi: Oh, right. Mario: Look COINS!! Luigi: Mario NO!!! Those are-a yeild signs!! Mario: They go "Ching" like coins. *Yeild signs Clang off the bottom of the car* Luigi: Mario, that's the signs hittin the bot-- WHAT THE *UCK IS THAT!?!? *Luigi points to an army tank* Mario: Look!! It's-a Peach!! Peach: *craws out of army tank* I'm getting married to Yoshi because you never asked to get married! Yoshi: YOSHI!!! Peach: *climbs in tank* You're gonna die Mario!!! Mario: OH NO!! Peach: *Fires missile* BYE MARIO!!! *Mario is hit with the missile* Mario & Luigi: NOOOOOOoooooo!!!!!! Bowser: Thanks Peach! Peach: Just give me my new car and $1,000,000,000. Bowser: OK, there it is. *Points to the remains of Mario's car* One car, and if you sell Mario & Luigi, $1 billion. Peach: DAMMIT! Well, c'mon Yoshi, lets go sell Mario & Luigi, get married, and have little green people/dinosaur things. Yoshi: YOSHI YOSHI!!!
Smiley-filled and completely random.
I'll get rid of the smilies if you want me to.
Author: Karis
Date: (PT)
Subject: re: [Game] Mario's Caption Contest! -------------------------------------------
Caption Maker: I HAVE THAT TOY FOR THE LULZ.
Mario: 'No fair, the lightning didn't hit my kart!' *Assorted screams of Mario Characters*
Author: Lin Keui Swampert
Date: (PT)
Subject: re: [Game] Mario's Caption Contest! -------------------------------------------
Time 4 sum clazzik SM64DS lulz! Yay, I'll dance this dance!
Mario:Yay, I'm in Huge Land! Luigi:Wrong game, this is Mario Kart. Mario:You shut up, giant Luigi. Luigi:Come here... Mario:NO! YOU CAN'T DO THIS! *Luigi puts tiny Mario back into the cereal box* Luigi:When will the Japanese learn, no talking toys?
Author: Kuhn
Date: (PT)
Subject: re: [Game] Mario's Caption Contest! ------------------------------------------- Mario: Hm....that sign says go right to save the princess. But that other sign says turn left for Pizzaville. What are we suppose to be doing? Luigi: Saving the princess! Mario: We'll save her after. I'm hungry!
Author: Megamaster37
Date: (PT)
Subject: re: [Game] Mario's Caption Contest! -------------------------------------------
When does this round end?
Author: Kimonio
Date: (PT)
Subject: re: [Game] Mario's Caption Contest! -------------------------------------------
Here is mine-
Mario: This trip to Bowser's birthday party is taking longer than expected.....GPMS(Global Positioning Mario System), where am I?
GPMS: You are in New York City, New York.
Mario: ......How long until I get to Bowser's Castle?
GPMS: Ninety-nine years.
Luigi, Baby Mario, and Baby Luigi: Are we there yet?!
Mario:Howa are we a-drivin this kart lika thingy? -looks below- HOLY *bleep* IT'S GOOMBA'S! (jumps down from wheel, car causes major accident, mario goes to jail, commits suicide, Peach leaves the funeral first, Luigi kills himself afterwards, Rosalina sees their graves, she dies of sadness, Peach see's Rosalina's grave, SHE dies of sadness, Daisy does also, Wario and Waluigi comit suicide because their family is dead, and Yoshi becomes a pimp.)
Author: Jesus
Date: (PT)
Subject: re: [Game] Mario's Caption Contest! -------------------------------------------
Well done Gotenks!
Mario: Hm....that sign says go right to save the princess. But that other sign says turn left for Pizzaville. What are we suppose to be doing? Luigi: Saving the princess! Mario: We'll save her after. I'm hungry!
Author: Tycrazy710
Date: (PT)
Subject: re: [Game] Mario's Caption Contest! ------------------------------------------- what is the next caption?
Author: Kuhn
Date: (PT)
Subject: re: [Game] Mario's Caption Contest! ------------------------------------------- Sorry was busy all day.
Guess March 4th is judge date.
Author: Jesus
Date: (PT)
Subject: re: [Game] Mario's Caption Contest! ------------------------------------------- Donkey Kong starts a conversation about sex and Mario realises that he hasn't got a *bleep*ing clue. Damn Peach.
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