Author: VercettiEstate
Date: (PT)
Subject: 500(+) things you've learned about liberty city. *may contain spoilers*
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Go!
1. No one seems to mind niko carrying around assault rifles.
2. It never snows in the recreated NYC.
3. You can get as wild as you want with a vehicle, but as soon as you get on the airport strip, you're in trouble.
4. Every car that catches fire eventually explodes.
5. Niko hides all his weapons in his pockets.
6. Niko has no use for helmets off of motorcycles.
7. Cops automatically shoot you for resisting arrest.
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This message was edited by VercettiEstate on Jul 25 2008.
Author: Solid Snake 4Life
Date: (PT)
Subject: re: 500(+) things you've learned about liberty city.
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8. Virtual Kat Williams is also hilarious.
9. Niko pulls some guns out of his pants...
Author: Tyler1993
Date: (PT)
Subject: re: 500(+) things you've learned about liberty city.
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Hotdogs heals bullet wounds.
Author: Paul_thy_lord
Date: (PT)
Subject: re: 500(+) things you've learned about liberty city.
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its possible to put a lit molotov cocktail under your jacket,and not get burned
Author: VercettiEstate
Date: (PT)
Subject: re: 500(+) things you've learned about liberty city.
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12. You never get road rash, no matter how much you scrape the ground.
13. A bloody jacket can be cleaned by sleeping in the bed.
Author: Xoatl
Date: (PT)
Subject: re: 500(+) things you've learned about liberty city.
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14. Kicking/Kneeing someone in the balls kills them instantly.
Author: MasterDragon352
Date: (PT)
Subject: re: 500(+) things you've learned about liberty city.
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15. You need to know something about phisics to jump the river and not have you brand new Noose Cruiser plumet into it...
Author: VercettiEstate
Date: (PT)
Subject: re: 500(+) things you've learned about liberty city.
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16. Gta internet is phail
17. At any given moment in the game, there is concrete around you.
18. Niko doesn't bathe.
Author: Darknet
Date: (PT)
Subject: re: 500(+) things you've learned about liberty city. *may contain spoilers*
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19. Niko is able to survive being hit by a car while most people who probably end up paralyzed.
20. Standing on top of a cop car makes cops mad.
Author: toonarmy148
Date: (PT)
Subject: re: 500(+) things you've learned about liberty city.
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21. That the rotterdam tower is ctually a massive penis erection
Author: Xoatl
Date: (PT)
Subject: re: 500(+) things you've learned about liberty city.
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22. If you get hit by a car, the driver comes out and starts killing you.
Author: Darknet
Date: (PT)
Subject: re: 500(+) things you've learned about liberty city.
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23. Niko always gets away with crimes because even though there are 20 eye witnesses, he never pays for them in the long term.
Author: Incidnia
Date: (PT)
Subject: re: 500(+) things you've learned about liberty city.
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24. Roadworks never get fixed.
Author: Trendy 11
Date: (PT)
Subject: re: 500(+) things you've learned about liberty city.
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25. The fire department ignores fires if you call them up.
Author: Hitari No Sai
Date: (PT)
Subject: re: 500(+) things you've learned about liberty city. *may contain spoilers*
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26. No matter what crime(s) Niko has commited, he will always get out of jail in a few hours.
27. Nothing truly kills Niko Bellic. He just wakes up in a hospital.
28. Niko can, in theory, go for days without sleep.
29. If Niko kills a vital character in a mission, he can use his time-turning cellphone to redo it.
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