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Author:   Adam Hill (guest)
Date:   (PT)
Subject:   funniest line heard
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the topic says it all. mine is that once in Takoshima, after calling the all-clear, the guy on the line says "super happy fun defense!" I was like "LMAO" and "WTF" at the same time when I heard it.



Author:   cryptoneedstobelaid
Date:   (PT)
Subject:   re: funniest line heard
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My funniest line is when ever you get the chance to hit on natalia----- Crypto needs to get laid big time(HEH HE HE)


Hey sweetcheeks....Hey sugar muffin, get the point



Author:   ring of fire
Date:   (PT)
Subject:   re: funniest line heard
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"ring of fire my ass" when crypto goes up the volcano on one of the takoshima levels. or it might be "old kajima (i think thats what the monsters called) was hopping around, takoshima city like a big playground".



Author:   little kitty kat
Date:   (PT)
Subject:   re: funniest line heard
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if you start to put enough damage on takoshima then the army general calls for army. he says"we need army, do we still have one?" it's funny



Author:   MAG Fry
Date:   (PT)
Subject:   re: funniest line heard
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My Favourite is when your destroying the exeuctive's car "SHINNY NEW CAR SON NOOOO!" also when you talk to the west yakuza thug "Executive by new car from insurace of old car".



Author:   A17
Date:   (PT)
Subject:   re: funniest line heard
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When talking to Pox about Kojira,
Crypto asks to kill it. Pox tels him "Not just yet, i want you to comfort it, fine out what's grieving the monster" or something like that. Crypto says "you're Kidding...." "OF COURSE IM KIDDING! YOU DUMB MUTANT, NOW GO KILL THAT THING!"

another funny one was when Pox talked about the virus he made to specifically kill the Bliskes, he called it the "something soemthing OMGWTF". He actually pronounced every letter"



Author:   MAG Fry
Date:   (PT)
Subject:   re: funniest line heard
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quote A17
When talking to Pox about Kojira,
Crypto asks to kill it. Pox tels him "Not just yet, i want you to comfort it, fine out what's grieving the monster" or something like that. Crypto says "you're Kidding...." "OF COURSE IM KIDDING! YOU DUMB MUTANT, NOW GO KILL THAT THING!"

another funny one was when Pox talked about the virus he made to specifically kill the Bliskes, he called it the "something soemthing OMGWTF". He actually pronounced every letter"
Quote is slightly off it's "OF COURSE I'M KIDDING! YOU IDOT NOW GO KILL THAT THING!!!!!"

thats brillant part of the game "So you want me to kill that thing?" "No I want you to find out whats causing it such distress and help it recover"



Author:   Dragon179
Date:   (PT)
Subject:   re: funniest line heard
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When you scan a guy in takoshima he says something along the lines of "super ninja robot man"

Another one is when A ninja in takoshima say "I am not teenage or a mutant or a turtle unlike the cartoon though"



Author:   It's-a-mario!
Date:   (PT)
Subject:   re: funniest line heard
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A guy in Takoshima says something like " I like black people. I also like pigs. Maybe they will make a movie with black people AND pigs!"



Author:   Axel_1919
Date:   (PT)
Subject:   re: funniest line heard
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When Krypto says "Arhvoodle is as great as when you figured out the boil on your ass was a marshmallow."



Author:   It's-a-mario!
Date:   (PT)
Subject:   re: funniest line heard
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I remember the black ninja cult saying "ha we don't eat kittens we eat BABIES!" XD I laughed my @$$ off



Author:   sp6935
Date:   (PT)
Subject:   re: funniest line heard
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i heard a kgb agent go 'end of line tron' while in albion



Author:   xepter
Date:   (PT)
Subject:   re: funniest line heard
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in albion when they call the police i heard someone go 'he had a wife and kids an a girlfriend and more kids oh where the hells the bl**dy backup'



Author:   jdigz
Date:   (PT)
Subject:   re: funniest line heard
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when that white ninja says"i hope this game is as good as the last one and i dont die"



Author:   Supurgal
Date:   (PT)
Subject:   re: funniest line heard
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quote It's-a-mario!|message:15319670
I remember the black ninja cult saying "ha we don't eat kittens we eat BABIES!" XD I laughed my @$$ off
That one was funny. My brother told me that quote.


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