Author: Spyro Princess
Date: (PT)
Subject: Make A Scene!
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Ok, make up your own scene in the game... You can make it be funny or whatever you wan't its kinda like something they'd never do or say.
*Alyssa walks into a room to see her grandfather in there*
Alyssa :What are you doing?
Dick:...
Alyssa: ok what did you do?
Dick:......
Alyssa: Spill it Mr. Man!
Dick:... I have some... Terrible news...
Alyssa: What?...`
Dick: I got... got......married!!!
Alyssa: !!!!!!YOU! oh... that's good! Who is the old lucky bag?
Dick: Alyssa...
Alyssa: Well...?
Dick: It's not a woman.
Alyssa: ! WHAT?!
Dick: It's a man.
Alyssa: WHO!
Dick: .......CORRODER!!!!!!........!
Alyssa: The hell? WHAT!!!!!
Dick: It wasn't my fault! I was drunk!
Alyssa: Damn you! Your not my grandfather!
Dick: Than who am I?
Alyssa: A......DICK!
Dick: Yeah I knew that dumbass!
Dick: ??! WAIT!
*Alyssa Leaves*
*Corroder Comes with a flower*
Corroder:Hey sexy!
Dick: Hello
Corroder: Did you tell her?
Dick: She didn't take it to well.
Corroder: oh who the hell cares! Where happily married!
Dick: YOU! got me drunk!
Corroder: IT was for your own good!
Dick: screw you!
Corroder: You will?!!!
Dick: ...
Like that
You can even make the story go on. Now 1/5 how would you rate that story?
This message was edited by spyro princess on Jan 13 2004.
Author: FaTe
Date: (PT)
Subject: re: Make A Scene!
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she got killed the end =D
Author: Spyro Princess
Date: (PT)
Subject: re: Make A Scene!
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Huh????
Author: Spyro Princess
Date: (PT)
Subject: re: Make A Scene!
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Nobody ever replies!!!!!!
PLEASE RESPOND!!!!! 
Author: Mr Pain
Date: (PT)
Subject: re: Make A Scene!
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dont worry i will! oh and im doing this for u aswell cos u love project zero like me
dennis: help me alyssa!
scissor woman: snippedy snip *pulls leaver and dennis is cut in half by the swingy sharp thing*
drector: cut!
scissor man: im not sure this is in the script untill later but dennis actually survives
scissor woman: it not my fault!
neway im just made of paper shreddings so dont blame mescissor man: oh well! now we have to recast!
director: CLEAN UP ON STAGE 5!
Author: Offdahookness
Date: (PT)
Subject: re: Make A Scene!
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This is a follow-up to the first story:
(Dick walks into Alyssa's room to find her chatting on the phone with what appears to be a lover.)
A: Gotta go ,babe , that old fag is back.(hangs up)
D: Who was that?
A: None of yo biz dumba**
D: Tell me or I'll sic my wife on you!
A: That was my boyfreind!
D: How cute
Is it that Dennis boy?A: No you *bleep*. Dennis was murdered by my current, The Chopster.
Author: Spyro Princess
Date: (PT)
Subject: re: Make A Scene!
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K, here's more to the first story...
Dick: Then who?
*Corroder comes*
Corroder: What's up handsome?
Dick: Oh, nothing...nothing..
Corroder: Oh! You never tell me anything! *Walks away*
Dick: Man, I really need a divorce.
Author: Offthehookness
Date: (PT)
Subject: re: Make A Scene!
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Tight! Little more.
(Dennis enters)
A: I Thought you were dead!
Dennis: ru crazy you can never get rid of a Spaz!
(Dennis turns to dick)
De: You were great last night baby!
Corroder: Only 2 days and your already cheating on me!?
D:...
A: I think I'm gonna gag!
Author: Spyro Princess
Date: (PT)
Subject: re: Make A Scene!
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Corroder: I CANNOT belive this!
Alyssa: Neither can I...
Dennis: believe what?
Dick: So, Alyssa... Who were you talking to on the phone?
Corroder: I CANNOT!
Alyssa: Why should I tell you
Corroder:
Dick: Well?
Corroder
Dick: well...well...welll...
Alyssa: STOP IT!
*Corroder goes to a sewer*
Author: offdahookness
Date: (PT)
Subject: re: Make A Scene!
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A: Thank God your freaky wife is gone.
D:Who was on the @#*& phone!?
A: Why don't you go chase your bride, you hoe!
(Dick leaves in a huff)
Dennis: Weren't you just now talkin to me on the Phone?
A: Of course you bloody idiot! I was just tryin to piss that dumb faggot off!
Author: Spyro Princess
Date: (PT)
Subject: re: Make A Scene!
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*Corroder see's Chopper*
Corroder: Chopper,I need you to love me so I can cheat on dick!
Chopper:
Corroder: C'mon! You know... You wan't me
Chopper: If I where you... I would kill myslef.
Corroder: But...
Chopper: LEAVE! before I chop! That mask of yours off!
Corroder: Fine! I'll go ask Sledgehammer.
Author: offdahookness
Date: (PT)
Subject: re: Make A Scene!
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Corroder: Hey Sledge-baby! want to give the "sexy subordinate" some Lovin
.Sledgehammer:Uh..Noooo Thanks. I think I'll Pass on that one for ,like, ever. But did you know that tonight is the tenth anniversary of the death of Nirvana's lead singer.
Corroder: Yeah I knew that. They said it was suicide but I actually loved him to death.
Cocaine my Butt!!
Author: Spyro Princess
Date: (PT)
Subject: re: Make A Scene!
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Corroder: Then who should I ask...
I know....Dick: Hmm... wonder where that idiot I married wen't off to...
Corroder: I'm back baby!
Dick: So what!
Corroder: And I got a hot date!
Dick: Huh?
Corroder: Yeah! that's right babe! jealous...?
Dick: No, not really.
Corroder: Well you will be! Oh look she's here now...
Dorathey: Hey! hurry up! I have to get home and tuck Albert in!
Author: offdahookness
Date: (PT)
Subject: re: Make A Scene!
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(dorothy exits)
C: Ain't she a sexy beast!
D: Yeah, whatever you say.
A: My entire family for 400 years back are all completly insane!
D: At least I'm not as bad as that Burroughs guy.
A: Man. He is a P.I.M.P. Fo' Shizzle.
Dennis: He's like "50 pence" or somthing.
D:
Author: Spyro Princess
Date: (PT)
Subject: re: Make A Scene!
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Dorthey: Well. let's get to my house and show you to Albert!
Alyssa: I'm outta here!
Dennis: Wait for me!
Dick: Then... I'll be all alone... YAY!
Corroder: Oh, don't worry I inveited people over to keep you company.
Dick: Who...?!
*Scissorman and Scissorwoman walk in*
Scissorman: Hiiiiii!!!!