BallisticBlissey

SLEEPING, POOPING, EATING SOAP

I'M A NATIONAL CERTIFIED CHEESE TASTER!


I like: Lacrosse, Football, Ice Hockey, Soccer, Tennis....And...Pokemon LOL

IM SO LIKE BLISSEYLICIOUS!

I MADE A SONG!

(In The Tune Of FERGALICIOUS)

BLISSEYLICIOUS DEFINITION MAKES DEM MAGMORTARS' GO CRAZY

THEY ALWAYS CLAIM THEY KNOW ME COMING TO ME CRYING "CHANSEY!"

From the B to the L Holla I SS E and Then comes the Y which makes everyone go crazy

BLISSEYLICIOUS

Awsome song! MAH BLISSEY LOVES IT!




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My NeoFamily:

Aina-Neomom

A really nice person, really strong(in pokemon diamond), too! Hehe, Once she and DK got married, they both agreed that I can be thier neo-son! Yay!

DK(draking/dragoshi1)- Neodad

Very Nice Person! Omg, so strong(in pokemon diamond[LOL]) Iv'e barely even come close to beating him! Hehe, Hes really a cool person, even if you are mean to him, he'll never be mean back!


NeoBros:

AT_AG- 1st Neobro

We First Met in The Hunters,(Clan in Pokemon Diamond) and he wanted to test out his new team. That battle was awsome, so we started to battle a whole lot more! Then After a little while, we decided that we can be neobros! Yay!

Assasin Thief-2nd Neobro

We Also Met in The Hunters, And he was there when I first got accepted. After That, we became freinds. Best of all, Hes HILARIOUS! When He logs on, he always makes us laugh at least like 10 times :D


NeoSisters


None :(
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Story Of My NeoParents!

(work in Progress)

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Story Of My NeoBros!

...Once Upon a Time, There was a staraptor named Ken!! He was sitting on a tree, and a starly beat him up!!! ZOMG! Then His face turned Red, and Thats how the staraptor got his red beak!
He was Very Very Lonely! He wanted a NeoBro Very Very Badly!

Now I will tell you the story of his neobro, Assasin Thief!

In A land, Far, Far, Far, Far, Far, Away, In fact a few galaxy's away, IN FACT, So far away, its hard to imagine,


there was a Porygon-Z named Jack! He got run over by a bulldozer, then got run over by a fat blissey! Who ever know that that blissey whould be his neobro one day! (Yah I know it sounds weird that a Blissey was a boy o_O) The Porygon-Z was like OMG OMG OMG I HATE LIFE LIFE STINKS! OMG OMG OMG! Then people started to laugh! He thought being funny was funny! Then he started to be funny! Yay for funny!

Now Heres the story about me!

Once upon a time there was a blissey sitting under a shady tree. The bliseys name was Matt! Then He saw a starly coming to try to beat him Up!(Boy Blissey??? Word!) The blissey Turned pink and was like *OMG TIME TO GO TO EVIL BLISSEY BOY MODE!* And Fire shot out of the blissey's mouth like a salamence would do! Bam~! The Starly Died! Then The staraptor came to him and was like "Omg Omg Omg OMG OMG OMG *bleeping* thank you!!! That starly was Evil! The Blissey named matt was staring at the staraptor like the staraptor was crazy...A staraptor got beaten up by a starly? WTFZ0R??

And who in the world thought that that same staraptor was ken?!?!

They Became Neobrothers!

They were in the same class in school, because Matt the blissey(ME! MUAHAHAHAHA!) was so abnormally smart, that he skipped 3 grades so he was in the same class as the staraptor?

They Had a Visit to A land, Far, Far, Far, Far, Far, Away, In fact a few galaxy's away, IN FACT, So far away, its hard to imagine, and then they paid 100 dollars for space-fuel!

They saw a porygon-Z that got ran over by a male blissey, and a bulldozer! They took him home! then he was was like "OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OmG OMG oGM(thats right! OgM!) *Bleeping* Thank you! They became neobros!

there you have it! The story of the neobros!!!

Credits:

Me
Me
Me
Me
Me
Me

And...

ME!!!

And...
Assasin Thief
AT_AG

ACTORS:

AT_AG(Ken) playing: The Staraptor
Assasin Thief(jack) Playing: The Porygon-Z

BallsiticBlissey(Me, Matt) playing: The Blissey!


There you go!



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Heres My 1000th post :P!!!:


WTF IS YOUR PROBLEM! STOP TALKING TO ME YOU NOOB. GO EAT YOUR PRINGLES.

Stay out of my life, before I report you. BB pwnz you. there you go....


OMG 1000th POST!!!

WOOT!

LETS CELEBRATE!!!


WOOO!!!!