BatPoPeMk3000

After seeing his parents rudely insulted by Pope John Paul the 3000th in an alleyway (I'm not having my parents KILLED, are you dumb?), Bat Q.Batkins swore his revenge. After climbing his way up the religious ladder, he became BatPoPeMk3000 and managed to secure photos of Pope John when he was xeroxing his butt on the office photocopier.
Aft that, he fell off the ladder and decided to poke around some forums, sometimes appearing in posts saying things along the lines of "yes, I concur..." but then never to be seen again. He might be seen in forums revolving around Quake 2 for instance, and other crusty old games.
And then I went to Hell for writing such blasphemiez.