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Last logged in September 16th, 2009
- Joined Sep 14, 2002
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Big Willie U would make a great supermod (Guestbook)
Im gonna let U know that U would make a great supermod.But now I have to stamp U!
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Big Willie hi (Guestbook)
this is a random signing
Sanji and Zoro The Some What Best of Friends
Sanji and Zoro The Best of Rivals
sign me back ps i dont support ZoroXSanji Ok!!!!
Luffyluffy Signing Out -
Big Willie hi (Guestbook)
JUST SIGNING ALL THE MODS GUESTBOOKS SIGN BACK ahghghhghghghg SORRY 125 CHARS i need more dont i hello good bye sup gangsta bye hello yo fo sho, please sign back
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Big Willie Hey (Guestbook)
I thought I would bless you...Ameeeeeerican Dreaaaaaaam
He's just a common man
Working hard with his hands
He's just a common man
Working hard for the man
Hey he's American Dream
Hey he's American Dream
If you are black or white*
Redneck bucket backs four wives*
Blew right through kaleidoscope*
Common man has got his gold
Hey he's American Dream
Hey he's American Dream
THE DREAM
THE DREAM
THE DREAM
The American Dream
Yeah Yeah Yeah
The American Dream
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Big Willie (Guestbook)
``~~~22 D.O.D B/K SOUTHSIDE QUEENZ~~~`` -
Big Willie (Guestbook)
``~~~22 D.O.D B/K SOUTHSIDE QUEENZ~~~`` -
Big Willie Slaved (Guestbook)
Brought to you by the great slavemaster Stibul
I R <3 Stibul 4VIR -
Big Willie By order of The Rock Bottom (Guestbook)
I stamp you:
The Rock Bottom is the best master ever! Feel free to sign me back, but my master is more important, sign him back first.
badb0i87. -
Big Willie Chocostamp! x3 (Guestbook)
Hey! Well, err... okay, how 'bout a (short) rhyme!
Who rides that yellow fowl so unruly?
Chocobeth; your's truly!
Stamps! Stamps for the IE Mod!
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Big Willie Forced... (Guestbook)
vanillagigglez is the best
she is better than the rest
this poem (like her) is very great
but I never expected this to be my fate
she has vanilla in her name
so chocolate isn't her game
she is the best master for a slave
for I the am the victim her anger gave
you wish you could be half as good as her
she is to the best as animals are to fur -
Big Willie Harry Potter Rulez! (Guestbook)
I am EmmieGurl's sweet little slave, and loving it!
This signing has been brought to you by Glitzville, the sexy and annoying one.
I <3 My Master Emily! -
Big Willie Quite Rly (Guestbook)
OMG TX OWNS j00!
But who owns TX? Teh evil O Rly Sauron! With help from the Terrorist Rly!
Who ever shall save TX? Will it be the Hulkster?
Or will it be The Rock?
It will be neither for Bob Mrly is here to save the day!
But one stood in his way, it was none other than Emo Rly!
After merely looking at Bob Mrly, O Rly Sauron and Terrorist Rly both died of shock, Emo Rly had already died of blood loss as a result of a slit wing. Bob Mrly was able to rescue TX and with the help of Mario Rly who navigated the O Heli Copter which was piloted by Goggles Rly.
And with that, our story ends with TX being free and him 'OWNING j00'.
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Big Willie Dear Big Willie (Guestbook)I've got something to tell you....
Here we are...
Dear old friends.
You and I, drunk again.
Laughs have been had,
Tears have been shed,
Maybe the whisky has gone to my head....
But if I were gay,
I would give you my heart.
And if I were gay
You'd be my work of art.
And if I were gay
We would swim in romance...
But I'm not gay...
So get your hand out of my pants.
Its not that I dont care...
I do.
I just dont see myself in you...
Another time, another scene
I'd be right behind you...if you know what I mean.
Because if I were gay,
I would give you my soul.
And if I were gay
I would give you my whole... being
And if I were gay
we would tear down the walls
But I'm not gay...
So wont you stop cupping my ba...hand.
We've never hugged,
We've never kissed.
I've never been intimate
With your fist...
You have opened brand new doors
So get over here and drop... your... drawers....
This signing ordered by Yunalookalike.
Have a nice day. -
Big Willie sex (Guestbook)i:(love:)steely:(phil
he's:(my:)sexy:(pappa:)smurf
he's:(hotter:)than:(jespomo's:)ass:(is:)pink
and:(his:)'wang'
is:)quite:(huge
bunnies,
rainbows,honey:)and:(doves:)are:(what:)i'm:(into
just:(not:)as:(much:)as:(i'm:)into:(steely:)phil's
crotch.my:)sexy:(bitchhound:)of:(love.
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Big Willie hey (Guestbook)
dunno y i am signin ur book, oh well.i was gunna make aload of jokes about ur name, but u have proberbly heard them, and they are very childish. i've seen u kicking around so i have signed ur book. sign back!!!
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haha have a great year.... and stuff.... well this sucks that you need a certain amount of letters... -
Big Willie T_T;; (Guestbook)Praise be to Quicksilver
*Click, click, click*
Goddess Kali, high and mighty,
Shines great and bright,
bathing us all in a glimmering light.
In comes she,
and out goes I,
screaming with a gracious voice,
'Sing me a song, or else ye shall die!'
And woe is me,
if I do not satisfy,
the elegant beauty,
that is Goddess Kali.
So I shall praise her once,
praise her twice,
praise her with chicken soup and rice.
This signing has been brought to you by Just For Now, loving slave of the Goddess Kali, she who must be obeyed
I <3 Yunie! -
Big Willie The Prince of Pwnage has sent me... (Guestbook)
As you can see, my master, Vito Raliffe has informed me of your wish. He hereby grants your wish. He hopes this pleases you Willie of Barbieland.
There is no need for you to exhault your own greatness, as everyone who is in the mere prescence of your aura already know. You have achieved a task unfounded by millions, and that alone makes you a legend. For you, dear sir, have been proclaimed by millions to be one of the greatest beings to ever grace this land, and my master, the great Vito Raliffé, must say he cannot disagree. Not only is your intelligence astounding, but your sense of humor graces ones soul full of laughter and joy, and that alone is a life-altering experience. You requested 6 sentences, and that is what you shall have. Vito Raliffé hopes that this message has satisfied you. -
Big Willie You want a G-Book signing?! (Guestbook)
Very well!
Artist: Pink Floyd
Album: The Piper at the Gates of Dawn
Song: Bike
I've got a bike
You can ride it if you like
It's got a basket
A bell that rings
And things to make it look good
I'd give it to you if I could
But I borrowed it
You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world
I'll give you anything
Everything if you want things
I've got a cloak
It's a bit of a joke
There's a tear up the front
It's red and black
I've had it for months
If you think it could look good
Then I guess it should
You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world
I'll give you anything
Everything if you want things
I know a mouse
And he hasn't got a house
I don't know why
I call him Gerald
He's getting rather old
But he's a good mouse
You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world
I'll give you anything
Everything if you want things
I've got a clan of gingerbread men
Here a man
There a man
Lots of gingerbread men
Take a couple if you wish
They're on the dish
You're the kind of girl that fits in with my world
I'll give you anything
Everything if you want things
I know a room full of musical tunes
Some rhyme
Some ching
Most of them are clockwork
Let's go into the other room and make them work -
Big Willie Signing the MOD!!1 w00t!!1 (Guestbook)
hey Willie, I just made a new stamp, so I'm stamping random people I bump into.
*bump*
!:.-'~STAMP~'-.:! -
Big Willie Randomly signing (Guestbook)
Just got a new stamp and I'm signing random people's guestbooks. Guess what? You win!
Sign back OR SO HELP ME GOD!
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Big Willie Because I adore your avatar... (Guestbook)
It's the limited edition version of my GB stamp
Don't go too crazy modding IE, Big Willie + straightjacket = bad. Merry Christmas/whatever holiday you celebrate! -
Big Willie Merry Christmas (Guestbook)
Make sure you don't let the elderly decorate your Christmas tree this year.
Enjoy the holidays! -
Congratulations! Youre on my Christmas list.
I'm going to Google Santa Claus.
I'm going to Google him because
He does a lot of kinky stuff
that common sense forbids.
The hat, the sleigh, the biker beard
all strike me as a little weird.
I want to check him out before
I let him near the kids.
I'm going to Google Santa Claus.
His gay apparel gives me pause.
I'll find out what he smokes
and if he used to be a dame.
I want to know what kind of guy
goes mushing reindeer through the sky.
I want to know what Vixen did
to earn that kind of name!
And so I'll Google old Saint Nick
and find out just what makes him tick.
I'll search his background thoroughly
and learn his every vice.
Old Santa's in the hot seat now.
He's had it coming anyhow.
It's time we knew for certain
if he's naughty or he's nice!
Scott Emmons
Have a great Christmas!
I know we don't talk much, but you're a great person.
Love Kali
xXx
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Big Willie yo (Guestbook)
hey i was just in the neighborhood and i thought i might stop by and say hi so... hi
i was about to stamp but i was like nah
while you are reading this you might ass well sign my guest book:)
