DMW

Videogames, Anime, Science Fiction, Douglas Adams, [hobby number x325267260024 missing], humor, Skateboarding, other nerd type interests, and other stuff as well.

Woke up somewhere in the middle of a surprisingly pleasant day, and that is when I decided to go mad. At first it was slow, putting on my hat in a wry manner and wearing obviously miss-matched socks. But after tea the activities began to pick up. Finding an apple I appreciated more then the others I carved, upon his body, a couple interesting eyes, a less interesting mouth, and a dreadfully boring nose. He was called Fred of course, because Bill seemed like too extravagant a task for a novice such as myself. After completing the accumulative manuscript of the history of my favorite pen, which incidentally Fred told me was missing some essential background confirmations, I came to a realization, around 3 O-clock no less. Being mad was too much effort and I opted to play Borderlands instead.

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A man goes to the doctor. Says he's depressed. He says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. The doctor says "The treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears. He says "But doctor... I am Pagliacci."