Dark Bowser

About Dark Bowser

Real Name: The Incinerator
Gender: Male Male
Age: private
Location: WA, United States US
Occupation: Professional Slacker
Email: private
Yahoo: Huh?
Homepage: Myspace Profile
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quote A Haunting
Between the world we see, and the things we fear, there are doors. When they are opened, nightmares... become reality.

Identities

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  • Interests

    Well, it seems you've taken an interest in me. Allow me to spend some time revealing myself to you. First off, I spend alot of my free time playing GameCube games, like Super Smash Bros. Melee, Paper Mario: TTYD, Star Fox Assualt, and Soul Calibur II.
    Of course, I'm still a fan of the classics, like Mario Kart 64, and Perfect Dark, and even older ones like Chrono Trigger and Legend of the Seven Stars. And, two of my favorite retro video games, the oldest of the old, Dr. Mario, and Yoshi. (They're for the NES, that's probably why you've never heard of them.)
    Right now, I own an NES, an SNES, an N64, and a GameCube, along with some GameBoys of sorts. I consider myself very lucky to have every Nintendo system made (save the VirtualBoy), but I guess it pays to have older gamers as bros. (By the way, if you're interested, I own a GameBoy, a GameBoy Color, and a GameBoy Advance. If I can only get a GameBoy Pocket, an SP, and a DS, I'll have every handheld made by Nintendo too!) If you haven't figured it out yet, I like to collect Nintendo products.

    One of my fav things to do when I'm bored is play my sweet American Legacy guitar, marketed to me by Esteban (the weird guy with the black shades that you see on the shopping channel). Another favorite pastime when I'm bored is reading. Mostly I like to read fantasy, sometimes science fiction, never romance (they make me vomit). One of my favorite series is the Dragonlance Chronicles (no I'm not a nerd, I just like to read, okay......stop looking at me like that....stop it...STOP IT!!) Okay I'm back. Sorry about that. Sometimes I freak out a little bit like that. It's cool.
    I also hacky sack whenever I have the time (which is alot). Right now, my record is 46, but I'm getting better by the week. I hope to increase my personal record to 50 by the end of the summer.

    Some favorite TV shows are: House, That 70's Show, The Simpsons, and CSI. I only have basic cable, so I get alot of crap channels, that I never watch. (Though, my mom watches them, but that's okay. She's like 50.)

    I also have some cool computer games that I think are fun. Civilization III, SimCity 3K (I don't play it anymore though), and Medieval: Total War is one I just got into recently. Unfortunately, I don't have internet access, so I have to use the library computers alot.

    That's all I can think of about me for now.
  • Biography

    Well, let's start with the basics: I've got long dark hair (it's black with some brown highlights), my eyes are brown, with a hint of green. I'm a fourth Filipino, so I've got a bit of complexion (it's kind of a light brown).
    Right now, I'm 15 years old, yet I can grow a bigger beard than most 30 year-olds. It's kinda cool, because I can buy stuff that most 15 year olds couldn't buy. (That's not illegal, is it?)

    I've got an okay build, but I'm kinda short for my age. I'm only 5'5", maybe even 5'4".

    Here are my three favorite sayings that help me through tough times (which is quite frequent for me)

    1. Shit happens
    2. Life isn't fair
    3. (my motto) You can do it, if you don't get caught

    The last one is more of a phrase that helps me decide whether or not I should do something that could get me in trouble. If I can do something (say, smoke some bud), without getting caught afterwards, I'll go ahead with it. If I don't think I can manage it without someone getting suspicious, I say 'nope, I can't get away with it'.

    .::As a side note, I got my first ban on July 17, '06 from Loungin'. Why? Because some n00b posted a homosexual comment in the Loungin' secion, and the dumbass mod (Felony) and his butt-body undercover mod (Sawl) accused me of creating a fake account and posting as a n00b! The reason why they blamed me? Because my name is Dark Bowser, and the n00b's name was shadow bowser! That was their only evidence that led them to assume it was me! Final comment: Felony needs to get shot, and Sawl needs to get hacked up by a machete.
    (Warning: Above paragraph may contain obscene language and violent/gory word imagery. What? I was supposed to put this before the angry paragraph??? Meh, oh well.)::.

    As a precaution, some of my posts have a "Warning: stoned post" tag attached to them. This is to hopefully prevent any arguments that erupt from my careless typing whilst under the influence. As a fact, I am under the influence right now, and this is a newly adopted policy of mine. I may also post some dumb n00bish things, and the tag will hopefully tell people that not all my posts are like the ones they just read.

    Any post without the tag is, obviously, a post made while sober and clear of mind.

    So there's a look at me. Anything else you want to know? PM me!

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    Here's a list of my neofriends. The ones at the top are the most recent, bottom ones are my first Neofriends:

    Victor Vicetti
    king_of_hearts
    Another_Mutant
    Ranger 1
    ShadowKing2627
    shadow16
    shadow223
    kiker55
    motocrossdude36
    Jesse1234567
    glitchy
    lordevil
    angelcat4700
    Boss707
    Frozen Atari
    gmaster1440
    JT2200
    killer chao 20045
    Mario_1
    shadow993
    Hammo
    Rawk Hawk
    B D
    Sargent20Guage
    Mario Menace
    phan10
    sonic chao 777
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    Wanna be added to my list? PM me if you wanna be neobuds!
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